The RC thread.

Anyone into remote-controlled vehicles, at all? I got a 1/6 scale New Bright H2 Hummer today, and this biznatch is sweeter than Yoohoo. I'd recommend it to anybody with $100 to burn and lots of time on their hands.

I'm not into them, but I never had one when I was a kid. I'd totally buy a Hummer. That sounds cool.

They have them at Wal-Mart, Stoke. They're either black (which mine is) or yellow. I have a 12" Count Dooku figure dressed in hip-hop clothes behind the wheel. Grandpa's stylin' and profilin', yo!

Heh heh! You gotta take a picture!

I definitely will. I was thinking of doing a photoshoot for Xardoz's site w/ Dooku hitting on this hispanic Barbie dressed like a chola w/ the red hanky do-rag, a halter top and denim short-shorts. Just skeezed out, w/ Dooku looking like he's in a boy band w/ his upside-down visor and shit.

Coolness. What's the link to Xardoz's site?

BTW. You've convinced me to get an RC Hummer when I get paid this Friday.

http://www.deliciousironing.com

Our articles have actually been getting a lot of hits. You should read my Nyx comic review, DT. Just don't click on any in-article links (they go to NAMBLA), okay?

And LMK how you like the hummer.

(I think I just set a ZipperKick record for gayest line just then.)

That won't last long. I'll make sure of that.

Also, I've been whoring Xardoz's site. That shit is hillarious.

I need to sign up there.

I'm allowed, right?

Like you need to ask. Dude, it's us.

Pat, glad you like the stuff. I ran my Master of Disguise review through a shizzlator @ http://www.asksnoop.com to get the ebonics just for kicks, and Xardoz wanted to use that version, but I think lately my stuff's too afro-centric. I have another thing we were going to use based on the GOP/MTV's "Stand Up and Holla" essay contest, but it had too much street slang, so we're holding off. I'm concerned with making it seem like racism's my schtick. My next bit is either a mock Larry King column ("Being flaccid doesn't phase me anymore. You know what does? Tapioca.") or a satire piece equating gay marriage to beastiality. I think that should get some hits and comments.

Wait until you see Xardoz's Harry Potter bit he's got coming up. Genius. Seriously.

Like you need to ask. Dude, it's us.

Yeah. I was just...kidding.

I knew I could sign up. I'm serious. Really.





I knew.

3 more days until I get a hummer.

You won't regret it, Stoke. Everyone loves a good hummer! I'm going to try to track down a spare battery. It comes with a rechargable battery and charger, BTW.

Did you know there's a R/C 1:6 scale M-1 Abrams tank available, too? I've never seen it, but I bet it would pretty much fill the bed of your truck.

never had an r/c or anything like that. i dont do cars i have action figures though....... ......is that a good thing. most people dont like it because im a girl and all

I like it.

I'd like to introduce you all to my new internet girlfriend.