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PCW Extreme Political TV Recap/Heated Argument in Domination Inc. Suite After Show/Change in the Card for Loose Cannons Unleashed 5/PCW Rankings/PCW Schedule/Tentative Schedule for Next Year/E-Federation News from the E-Wrestling World/E-Wrestler of the Week
5/29-PCW NEWSLINE with Gina Ramsey
Hey y’all. It’s time for another PCW Newsline. Lots of stuff to go over so let’s get started.
PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV RECAP
-PCW CEO Barack Obama, PCW Owners Bubba Jackson and DeWayne Cantrell announce PCW’s agreement to join High Octane Television.
-’Texas Cowgirl’ HALEY DALLAS (American Patriots) pinned ‘Trailer Park Princess’ TANYA HARDY w/the White Trash Posse (Independent) via a powerbomb.
-Pulp Fiction Promo Segment: (The ‘Dr. Phil Wannabe’ Dr. Bill hangs with the PCW TV Champion SNAFU, American Patriot Jeff Flake with Gabrielle Giffords and Paul Hodes from the Progressive Alliance, Rush Limbaugh and his golden EIB microphone, Starz N. Stripes (Progressive Alliance) gets attacked by W’s Image Rehab and Truth Squad.
-#1 Contender’s Match for the PCW Television Title: AMERICAN TRUCKER w/Tequila Sheila (American Heartland Coalition) taps out to NEWT TRON BOMB w/Daisy Cutter Bomb (American Patriots) via N-Bomb’s “Silent But Deadly” submission.
-Movie Classic looks for a volunteer in the Island of Misfit Wrestlers Locker Room to wrestle Big Monster Wahlie. No one steps up until Baron Von Munchke, the King of Old School Gimmicks, volunteers.
-‘Domination Inc’s Seven Foot Tall Weapon of Mass Destruction’ BIG MONSTER WAHLIE w/Domination Inc. is upset by ‘The King of Old School Gimmicks’ BARON VON MUNCHKE w/Movie Classic (Island of Misfit Wrestlers) when the PCW TV Champion SNAFU hits BMW on the head with his TV Title belt, knocking him out.
HUGE ARGUMENT IN DOMINATION INC. SUITE AFTER THE SHOW
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein reports that a major blow up took place between Domination Inc. CEO ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann and his CFO Gordon Guyko. Bystanders outside could hear yelling and screaming coming from the suite some thirty minutes after the show ended.
It appears Guyko is very upset over the recent turn of events. He has brought in several high rolling investors to Domination Inc. and he is feeling intense heat from them for results. BMW’s upset loss Wednesday night to the King of Old School Gimmicks Baron Von Munchke was the final straw. Guyko ripped into McMann over his management and for the amount of money spent on talent with little or nothing to show. Guyko essentially gave McMann an ultimatum: Domination Inc. brings home two of the four titles at Loose Cannons Unleashed 5 or he is through.
REPLAY FROM PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV
‘Domination Inc’s Seven Foot Tall Weapon of Mass Destruction’ BIG MONSTER WAHLIE w/Domination Inc. vs. BARON VON MUNCHKE (Island of Misfit Wrestlers)
Suave: “BMW leans in…CLAW! THE CLAWHOLD! BARON VON MUNCHKE’S GOT THE CLAW INNNNNN.” BMW swats the hand away and drills Von Munchke with the powerbomb. Suave: “That’ll take the steam right out of you! BMW stalking Baron Von Munchke now…WAIT A MINUTE! THAT’S…THAT’S THE PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION SNAFU! HE’S ON THE TOP ROPE!” SNAFU jumps and crashes the TV Title belt on the top of BMW’s head. BMW collapses in a heap.
The crowd stands up. McMann’s eyes bulge out. Suave: “WAIT! HE’S…HE’S OUT!” Baron Von Munchke returns to a sitting position. Suave: “HE’S BEEN KNOCKED OUT!” Movie Classic can’t believe it either. Movie Classic: “DON’T JUST STAND THERE! PIN HIM! PIN HIM!” The Baron’s unsure what to do. He puts the Clawhold back on BMW. Movie Classic: “NO, DON’T CLAW HIM YOU MORON! PIN HIM!” Movie Classic gestures wildly at Von Munchke. The Baron finally covers. Crowd: “One. Two. Three.”
When asked what happened to BMW, Domination Inc.’s response was a terse “no comment.”
SNAFU had this to say: “All I wanted to do is send a message to Domination Inc. that the TV belt was not a piece of ****. But, I did NOT hit him that hard.”
It will be interesting to see what transpires next Wednesday night as PCW Extreme Political TV returns to the Palace of Political Extreme- PCW Hall in Archbold, Ohio.
CHANGE IN PCW LOOSE CANNONS UNLEASHED 5 CARD
The PCW Competition Committee confirmed that per the request of the Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Daily Kos, Jane Hamsher, Eric Alterman, and Media Matters For America), their opponents at PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 5 will indeed be W’s Image Rehab and Truth Squad (”The Mastermind” Karl Rove, Dana Perino, Andrew Card, and Ari Fleischer).
As of now, PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 5 looks like this:
-Main Event: O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance) will put his PCW Title on the line at PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 5 against Domination Inc’s ‘Seven Foot Tall Weapon of Mass Destruction’ Big Monster Wahlie!
-The championship match of the tag team title tournament to detemine the new PCW Tag Team champions.
-SNAFU (Independent) defends the PCW Television Title against Newt Tron Bomb (American Patriots)
-Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Progressive Alliance) vs. Right Wing Brigadiers (American Patriots)
-3 Way Dance for the PCW Women’s Title: Kathryn Randall Collins aka…KRC (Progressive Alliance) vs. Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPAC) vs. PCW Women’s Champion ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (American Heartland Coalition)
-Janeane Garofalo (Progressive Alliance)vs. ‘Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter in a Grudge Cage Deathmatch.
Our good friends over at BWE and EBW just presented Jakarta Encounter live from the Tripzibit Resort in Jakarta, Indonesia. Here are the previous BWE Throwdown! and EBW UnCut shows if you want to catch up on what has led us to this point:
EBW UnCutBWE Throwdown! – January 29, 2009
EBW UnCut – February 18, 2009
BWE Throwdown! – April 7, 2009
Here are the scheduled matches:
-10-Man Tag Team Match: Kenny Kumar, Blue Monkey Disco Party, The World’s Most Dangerous Blogger hdiaz1, wiltfongjr, MadMan vs The Sporting Blog members Chris Littman, Spencer Hall, Dan Shanoff, Large Larzelere, and Dan Steinberg:
This one could get really chaotic before No Recovery! Kenny Kumar and the Blue Monkey Disco Party debut in to team with three other guys that were also upset about not making it to the previous Throwdown! show. TSB has been expressing displeasure towards BWE ever since they’ve opted out of not showing it on Sporting News, and continue to target their members that get in their way.
-Money in the Blog Qualifying Tag Team Match: dking97 & enova vs fanofreds & 3rdStoneFromTheSun:
dking97 & enova have been going at it ever since the draft special last summer. fanofreds & 3rdStoneFromTheSun were on opposite sides on the previous EBW UnCut! But the winning team goes on to the Money in the Blog Ladder match at No Recovery! where the winner guarantees themselves a shot at any title by grabbing the scrolled up blog entry above the ring. Philly The Kid, lanz1, ztwo have qualified for BWE as has Yankees3Fan7 for EBW! Two spots remain, so which two can co-exist together to move onto the Money in the Blog match?
-Maxi & Twinks Blogula vs We Hate Female Bloggers:
Maxi and Twinks make their in-ring debuts, and this is as a result of the altercation that took place on the previous Throwdown! Will the Blugging Queen and Twinks Blogula be successful in their debuts on Jakarta Encounter?
Yankees3Fan7 vs LakerKev:
LakerKev was involved in an altercation with the AOC, but he may not even make it to Jakarta Encounter!
BWE Champion Mo Morrissey & fragnoli vs mojomike & The Karmic Boomerang:
This is literally East meets West. Mo and frag from the New England area against mojomike and Karmic from Portland, Oregon. Mo and mojomike are set to face at No Recovery! Fragnoli has had strange coincidences in his matches which includes missing his flight to the last Throwdown! Karmic has had run-ins the the TSB that costed him a chance to go to the Money in the Blog Ladder match. So this is a chance for momentum to swing for all competitors in the main event at Jakarta Encounter!
Tune in to Jakarta Encounter at Basic Bloganomics!
PCW WORLD CHAMPION: ‘The New Rookie Sensation’ O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)
#1- A. Tom Bomb (American Patriots)
#2- Randy “Road Rage” Richardson (Extreme Neo-Con Alliance)
#3- Big Monster Wahlie (Domination Inc.)
PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (American Heartland Coalition)
#1- Kathryn Randall Collins (Progressive Alliance)
#2- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPac)
#3- Hallie Burton- (Dick Cheney’s Extreme Neo-Con Alliance)
PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Vacant
#1- Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Dick Cheney’s Extreme Neo-Con Alliance.)
#2- Grizzly Adam and Hunter the Hunter (SarahPAC)
#3- ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Starz N. Stripes (Progressive Alliance)
PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: SNAFU (Independent)
#1- Newt Tron Bomb (American Patriots)
#2- American Trucker (American Heartland Coalition)
#3- Dave the Mechanic (American Heartland Coalition)
UPCOMING EVENTS @ www.politicalwrestling.wordpress.com :
5/31- PCW on P-SPAN
6/3- PCW Extreme Political TV
6/5- PCW Newsline
6/7- Political Championship Wrestling Presents: Loose Cannons Unleashed 5
6/10- PCW Extreme Political TV
6/12- PCW Newsline
6/14- PCW on P-SPAN
6/17- PCW End of the Season Extravaganza
TENTATIVE 2009-2010 PCW SCHEDULE OF EVENTS:
7/29-PCW Night of Champions
9/27-PCW Lock and Load 4
11/9-PCW Night of Champions
1/27-PCW Night of Champions
3/7-PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction 3
4/21-PCW Night of Champions
6/6-PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 6
E-FEDERATION NEWS FROM THE E-WRESTLING WORLD
Our new segment highlights news and the best from other E-Wrestling Federations.
PCW and Superstar Wrestling Federation Sign with High Octane Television
PCW Press Secretary Robert Gibbs confirmed Monday night that Political Championship Wrestling, along with Superstar Wrestling Federation, will be joining High Octane TV starting in June.
PCW CEO Barack Obama and PCW Co-Owners Bubba Jackson and DeWayne Cantrell also addressed the issue on PCW Extreme Political Television Wednesday night.
Other members of HOTv include Siberian Wrestling and High Octane Wrestling.
Dream Wrestling Federation Sent Feelers to HOTv…or Did They
DWF released a statement Tuesday to the effect that they were in negotiations with High Octane Television to join PCW and SWF as new members.
However, Lee Best flatly shot the rumor down at the HOTv website later that night. HOTv is apparently looking for a fifth federation though.
FedWars.org is No More
InterFederation ‘The Experts’ purchased FedWars and promptly disbanded it- much to the irritation of What The Federation and Hostility. Hostility’s Talon shot off a blog post at Titan Zone expressing his displeasure at the way things went down.
Possible DWF-SWF War on the Horizon?
Shawn FX’s commentary at Titan Zone entitled Matthew Martin (SWF) Irate regarding DWF moving into SWF territory down in Florida.
“HOTv is considering signing the DWF. This too will put the SWF against the DWF. Numbers don’t lie. We’ll see what the ratings look like each week. You have the SWF Superstar Showcase on Saturday versus the DWF Sunday Night Slaughter. It seems like this is going to force William Peters of the DWF and Matthew Martin of the SWF to pull out all the stops. The weekly quality of the shows will have to get better. They’ll both have to put pay per view quality matches together just to “one up” the other. That’s going to be exciting to fans but that’s going to be a nightmare to each respective roster…”
Shawn FX then concludes by intimating that he could persuaded to jump to the DWF if the situation (ie…money) was right. Stay tuned.
no brand Wrestling:
Three title changes took place at their recent Full Effect 54 show.
-The Dream Warriors defeated Showtime and Proteus in an epic battle royale to become the new nbW Dynasty Tag Team Champions
-Torment destroyed Xander Napoli to win the nbW World Heavyweight Champion.
-Ali Amore, at all of 23 years old, made Torment’s title reign brutally short by defeating him mere moments after he’d taken the title from Napoli.
Future Wrestling League:
-On FWL’s Friday Night Fusion, Velvet snatched victory from the jaws of defeat when she grabbed the ropes while suffering the effects of Hot Stuff’s Sharpshooter. Velvet then rolled Hot Stuff up to steal the win.
Dream Wrestling Federation:
-On Sunday Night Slaughter, Eric Payne defeated Rich Mahogany for the #1 contender’s spot and then cost Dark a match against Pierce later in the show.
High Octane Wrestling:
The final Monday Night Mayhem before HOW’s War Game on June 8th saw…mayhem…lots of mayhem…
-Joseph ‘Spook’ Gregory destroyed Silvery Cyanide in 9 seconds.
-Scottywood emerged as the new LSD Titleholder by defeating former champion Static and challenger Shocker.
-Aceldama stunned Crow to win the HOW World Title not long after he checked himself out of a mental institution.
Lockdown 14 took place earlier this week.
-Claire Voyant made an impressive debut by summarily disposing of John Q. Everyguy in very short order. Voyant later helped Dan Filat pull out a win by shoving his opponent, Abbey Spears, off the turnbuckle.
-Olivia Quinn and Sam X- Sam X pinned Siberian Wrestling’s World Champion Andrei Sorokov and Quinn, Sorokov’s daughter, gets him to agree to her stipulation for their upcoming match at SW’s Battlefront.
May Tradition brought out a couple of excellent matches
-Joey Brannon defeated Steve Justice in a back and forth pitched battle that saw both men take several near falls.
-Antonino Romano in a near classic holds off Eric Benjamin by slipping out of a powerslam and connecting with a superkick and ending it with a face plant.
-Ronnie McNeil and ‘The Angel of Hate’ Joshua Baker simultaneously pin each other leaving the referee befuddled at the end of their match.
SWF Superstar Showcase
May 30, 2009 from 6:30pm to 9:30pm – SWF Arena in Orlando, FL
Hostility Presents: SOUTH OF HEAVEN
May 31, 2009 all day – Madison Square Garden
5/31/09 WTF Xtreme
May 31, 2009 from 6pm to 7pm – The Erwin Center in Austin, Texas.
PCW on P-SPAN
May 31, 2009 from 10pm to 11pm – Hammerstein Ballroom, New York City, NY
E-WRESTLER OF THE WEEK:
3. DREAM WARRIORS (no brand Wrestling): defeated Showtime and Proteus in a hard fought match to become the new nbW Tag Team Champions.
2. ACELDAMA (High Octane Wrestling): the man just got out of a mental institution and wins the HOW Title? That’s impressive.
1. ALI AMORE (no brand Wrestling): But what’s even more impressive, Amore, at the tender age of 23, defeating the newly crowned nbW Champion Torment for the title.
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