--- YOU DON'T LOVE ME, dylan kennedy !

KISS ME THRU THE PHONE, DYLAN !
(212) 486 - 8273
" yos, it's dilly. i hope you've figured out by now that i didn't answer
the phone. so uh, leave a message. right hurr. it's gettin' hot in hurr,
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OMGGG I THINK TIFF IS HOOKING WITH CJ. LYK WTF? BTW, U + ME =
DINNER 2NIGHT?! I'M SO BORED IN HSTRY. D: FAIL, MEGA FAIL. LOLZ
THAT REMINDS ME OF TRANFORMERS. I AM MEGATRONNN.

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ikr? cj's not so cute in my mind. not anymore. you know who's really cute?
logan. but he kind of hates me. and i heard he was in love with like, 2 gurls.
PLAYER ALERT!!! ahahah. i think she was always a ho, but no one noticed.
YAY, COME OVER AROUND 8. WE SHALL MAKE SOME FOOD AND WATCH
SOME MOVIES. AND BE AWESOME. OKAY, UR OP. and i'm MG. xD oh honey,
plz don't do puns. they fail. xDD

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WHAT IS WITH THE FULL NAME USAGE?! geeze you sound
like my mother XP jkjk wait why am i cougar?! i don't understand
dylan! but things are amazing like always =DD and IDK DYLAN!
what is gossip girl talking about now? i don't read it anymore...too
many bad memories love. but im assuming you're talking about all
the logan/ashley/gabe drama. it is intense and sad and idk...but HOW
ISH YOU BBYDOLL?!

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HEY IT'S DYL PICKLES? guess what? guess what? guess what?
i haven't seen you for three days. or four. i have no idea but
i may be dying!!! BECAUSE OF YOUUU. only not. why does
everyone enjoy gossip girl? if she said i'm dating addie, then
it is a rumor. rumorz for lzrz like that chicko. ASK AWAY
BABYYY. i do not think i am ready for this. cookies? check yes,
especially because my humble house wife made them. no, i'm
kidding. but you do have fabulous cookies. okay. that answer
wasn't so hard. phfew. i would like that very much, yo.

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YES DYL. I NEED TO BRAID YOUR HAIR, PUT GEL IN
IT, AND MAKE YOU HAVE A PIPPI LONGSTALKING
DO. THAT IS HOW TO LIVE. well i've been teaching
old turtles how to beat you at poker. you saw many
things? TELL ME NOW OR I WILL TACKLE YOU AND
TICKLE YOU TO DEATH.i'm good with cookies. you
kind of just called me sexi. but it was in sexist. i am
not sexistttt. you just make much better baked goods
than i. i will be the house wife if it makes you happy
bby!! i'm really good. but very, very bad. i feel very,
very betrayed. extremely so. YES. dyl picklez huggles
can make it better. we could watch clueless. because
i know you enjoy that movie. yes. i could enjoy some
witty bitty dylie lurve?! HECK YES DYLAN.

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you are so not my mother. she'd add a sweetie
somewhere in that message and you did not so
ha! i'm glad you like it. i think its weird but oh
wells =] but i dun wanna be a cougar! can't i be
like a panda or something else? i don't think a
cougar suits my personality. thank youu =DDD
yeah its intense. i dun even understand it all =/
um things are dramatic? idk logan is like fine
and then he's not. idk im worried but i don't want
to pry. so i just randomly hug him. cept not so
much lately cause im sick =[ yes hun i want it
to end sooooon. like yesterday, that's how soon!

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okay now im thinking you might be my mother with this
whole darling thing xD jokingggg. I LOVE PANDAS! =]
they're my favorite. hey i can be vicious...okay that's a lie.
apparently when i punch someone its like being hit by a
teddy bear. so yes a very timid panda it is! =DD i am too.
it makes me sad to see him so hurt =[ yeah i think he knows
that. or i hope he does. YES IM ILL. and why do you have to
say "spit-swappers" that just sounds gross dyll! but if he
is sick it is his own fault i told him not to come over yesterday!
but no he wouldn't listen. yeah i hope it ends well for everyone
as well =/ WE WILL MAKE IT END WELL MMKAYS?

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haha this is true and awkward. haha WE WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN BBY!
we would obviously be fraternal triplets. duh =] i would never judge you!
and omg I WOULD NEVER EVER HIT YOU! i have only hit two people
in my life...gabe and edward madison in first grade cause he stole mr.
bear from me. yeah i know he isn't. i wish i could too. i mean i think he
likes addie but he still loves ashley. idk if he still loves jude cause she's
all in love with zack and what not. hey i offered to share keenan with him!
stop saying saliva and spit. you're seriously gonna make me never want
to kiss him again if you keep saying it like that dylan XP awes now im
gonna feel bad =[ i hope he isn't sick. OMG CAN WE PLEASE BE LIKE
HARRY POTTER!? only i wanna be luna cause she freaking pwns every
one's faces. the sad part is i care about all of them and idk how to make
it so everyone's happy..cause someone is gonna get hurt =[

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YAY I'VE ALWAYS WANTED YOU TO BE MY TRIPLET! =]
yeah well when you string it all together like that he does sound
like a douche. but he really isn't that bad. he just makes a lot of
mistakes. and idk why. he was cute? lol. hey logan and keenan
openly flirt in front of me. so i think he might. and yeah he's
fairly sweet xD lol you can have ronald. lol you keel me dylan!
yeah it is a big deal =/ yeah i sadly don't either. cause either way
someone has to get hurt at some level =[ stupid drama.

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i know, i know dylan. but maybe he'll change? idk.
i don't know honestly. yeah it was pretty sweet. he's
really not that bad. yeah that's understandable to
blame him a lot. but idk. i think i've hated him too
long, i can't really do it any longer. and i feel sorry
for him cause i've sort of been there. mind you some
thing actually DID happen between him and ash but
still. psh dylan it is not just any dude, it is his keenbean.
it will work. lol mmkays you can be with me forevers
and always. but don't tell keenan i said that. i think
he might get jealous. umm...dylan i don't think that
is a very good idea considering that one of them is
my brother. yeah ew on SO MANY LEVELS DEAR!
but good try! =]

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yeah idk. and no comment on the whole you thinking
my brother is hot. cause again EW DYLAN! i'm glad
you do. i don't think logan likes that i possibly don't
hate him and i know keenan probably won't be happy
if he knows that i dont hate gabe. but yes you can hate
him if you wish. i think he has a hater club you can join
if you really want to. yeah that is exactly how it is. very
weird. and THANK YOU =D thank you for realizing
this now. hun i still dont think you flashing people is
going to help. maybe we should think of something
else like wicked 80s dance routines! or something.

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dylan you can think that but MUST YOU SHARE IT WITH
ME?! awkwarddd. but its okay cause i know you think i'm
the more attractive one right? lol JKJK! but yes my brother
can get anyone, he has just had a tendency to pick well not
the wrong girls, just the unavailable ones. OMG DYLAN
YOU SHOULD DATE LOGAN! just a suggestion. wait
how are keenan & i like lobsters? you have weird analogies
dylan, i mean i love you and you are basically my non-sexual
soulmate, well you and AJ. i know its mean and yes it is like
bullying and bullying is baaaaad. like worse than bad actually.
DYLAN I REFUSE TO LET BOYS OOGLE AT YOU! but this
is true he would pay more attention to keenan. what since
when would sweet aerobics gear not be distracting. DYLAN
WHY DO YOU WANT TO STRIP SO BADLY?! ARE YOU
NOT TELLING ME SOMETHING?! were you a stripper in
another life? lol jk ily.