JASPER & BELLA

[Jasper Whitlock Hale]

FORKS OWN JULIET: can i strangle him please?
FORKS OWN JULIET: please please please say i can.
SanctimoniousJaz: Jake?
FORKS OWN JULIET: naturally.
SanctimoniousJaz: Feel free to try. You're probably going to hurt yourself though.
SanctimoniousJaz: What's he doing now?
FORKS OWN JULIET: ugh, i always manage to hurt myself.
FORKS OWN JULIET: he's trying to lecture me on friendship.
SanctimoniousJaz: Tell him you can't talk right now or something.
SanctimoniousJaz: You really don't need to be dealing with that right now.
FORKS OWN JULIET: -sigh- you're right jazz.
SanctimoniousJaz: Naturally.
FORKS OWN JULIET: shush.
SanctimoniousJaz: As you wish, your majesty. ;D
SanctimoniousJaz: Would you like me to talk to him?
SanctimoniousJaz: It'd probably be incredibly awkward for him, but I'm willing to make that sacrifice if he's bothering you. haha
FORKS OWN JULIET: ha ha. maybe.
FORKS OWN JULIET: hm, sure why not.
SanctimoniousJaz: Really?
FORKS OWN JULIET: i could use something to cheer me up right now.
FORKS OWN JULIET: and i know you'll probably snicker the whole time anyways ... wait, do you know how to snicker?
SanctimoniousJaz: Serious question?
FORKS OWN JULIET: kind of.
FORKS OWN JULIET: i've never seen you laugh!
SanctimoniousJaz: I'm not much of a laugher.
SanctimoniousJaz: Actually, scratch that. I'm not much of a laugher around -humans.-
SanctimoniousJaz: But come on, Bella. I live with Emmett, how could you not laugh at him? ;D
FORKS OWN JULIET: i've still yet to see you laugh.
SanctimoniousJaz: Hmm. Maybe you're just not funny.
FORKS OWN JULIET:
FORKS OWN JULIET: you said i was funny.
FORKS OWN JULIET: aw look at the lip quivering on the smilie face. that's sad.
SanctimoniousJaz: Incredibly.... when I'm not forced to focus on not killing you.
SanctimoniousJaz:Alright. I'd love to talk to your pup face to face, but I highly doubt he'll go to neutral ground just to talk to me. You're going to have to give me his screenname darlin.
FORKS OWN JULIET: barkatthemoon90
SanctimoniousJaz: Just laughed. You missed it. ;D
SanctimoniousJaz: Alright, I'm on it.
FORKS OWN JULIET: aw darn.
FORKS OWN JULIET: i can't believe i missed it.
SanctimoniousJaz: He seems... surprised.
FORKS OWN JULIET: really?
SanctimoniousJaz: Yes. He says he doesn't understand why you're upset, apparently.
FORKS OWN JULIET: he'll never understand.
SanctimoniousJaz: Can't say I blame him. You girls are terribly confusing. If I didn't have my ability, I'd probably be just as lost as he is.
FORKS OWN JULIET: well i'm glad you suddenly are siding with him jasper.
FORKS OWN JULIET: >.<
SanctimoniousJaz: Oh come on Bella, I'm not siding with him.
SanctimoniousJaz: I just understand, is all.
FORKS OWN JULIET: i'm going to kill him.
FORKS OWN JULIET: or maybe have one of you do it.
SanctimoniousJaz: Just stop talking to him for the time being, Bella.
SanctimoniousJaz: You're going to say something you'll regret.
FORKS OWN JULIET: if i stop talking to him, then can i kill him?
SanctimoniousJaz: No for two reasons. As much as I hate to remind you, you're quite incabable. Two, you don't really want to kill him.
SanctimoniousJaz: Besides, I think he'll be leaving you alone now.
FORKS OWN JULIET: fine. you kill him.
SanctimoniousJaz: I'd love to, but that's beside the point.
FORKS OWN JULIET:... he's such a heartless jerk.
SanctimoniousJaz: He's probably just feeling hurt, Bella. It was a long time ago, but I do remember when I was a human. Lashing out angrily seems like the best way to deal with things for most boys his age.
FORKS OWN JULIET: yeah, but he didn't have to bring up edward into the conversation...
SanctimoniousJaz: Pay no mind to him right now. I'm sure he's just trying to hurt you for the sake of making you feel whatever it may be that he is feeling, but I promise you he doesn't mean it and will most definitely regret it later.
SanctimoniousJaz:He said he was going to leave you alone. Is he still talking to you?
FORKS OWN JULIET: no he's stopped talking to me after i told him to eff off.
SanctimoniousJaz: .... Whatever works, I suppose?
FORKS OWN JULIET: yeah i guess.
SanctimoniousJaz:I know it's hard, but you've got to try and just brush it off.
SanctimoniousJaz: What are you doing? Are you busy?
FORKS OWN JULIET: if i were busy, i probably wouldn't be talking to him.
SanctimoniousJaz: Point taken. Why don't you come over and see Edward? Or I can send him over there. Either way, I'm sure it would do good for you to get your mind off of Jake, and with Edward I doubt that will be very hard.
FORKS OWN JULIET: perhaps you'd better send him over. i was actually going to call him, but he hasn't been answering any of my calls lately.
SanctimoniousJaz: He knows you're staying, right?
FORKS OWN JULIET: i haven't had the chance to tell him yet.
FORKS OWN JULIET: he really hasn't been on much lately. ... you know, he's been all mopey because some idiotic girl broke his heart.
SanctimoniousJaz: Well that would definitely explain the avoidance. Alright, I'm going to go talk to him right now. Don't worry, I won't tell him, and I definitely won't think about it. I'll just tell him enough to get him to go see you.
SanctimoniousJaz: Don't beat yourself up about, Bella. We talked about this, didn't we?
SanctimoniousJaz: You did what you thought was right.
FORKS OWN JULIET: but i still did what ended up to be wrong.
SanctimoniousJaz: Come on, don't go back there again. We all make mistakes, don't put the fault on yourself.
SanctimoniousJaz: I'm going to go talk to Edward now. Hang in there, it shouldn't be more than ten minutes tops.
FORKS OWN JULIET: okay.
FORKS OWN JULIET: the anticipation is killing me.
SanctimoniousJaz: Turns out I may have underestimated his current state of mind.
FORKS OWN JULIET: what?
SanctimoniousJaz: He's not going to come over.. I'm sorry, Bella.
SanctimoniousJaz: I could have made him want to, but that just wouldn't have been right. You can't force these things with supernatural abilities..
FORKS OWN JULIET: he's not coming?
SanctimoniousJaz: Not right now, anyway.
SanctimoniousJaz: I really am sorry.
FORKS OWN JULIET: does he know how much i need him right now?
SanctimoniousJaz: No, he doesn't. He thinks you don't want anything to do with him, remember?
SanctimoniousJaz: It's hard, but I think this is going to take some time.
SanctimoniousJaz: And you're definitely going to have to come to him. Not right now of course, unless you feel you're ready...
FORKS OWN JULIET: how am i supposed to tell him that i'm staying when he won't talk to me?
SanctimoniousJaz: Trust me, he'll listen if you come to him. He might feign indifference, but I know he cares, and he's dying to speak with you just as much as you are with him, even if he denies it.
SanctimoniousJaz: You see, Edward's not quite as... understanding as I am. It's going to take some explaining on your part.
FORKS OWN JULIET: well how am i supposed to come to him, when he refuses me to come over there because of maria?
SanctimoniousJaz: Let me handle that. I'm sure we can keep her away from the house for a while.
FORKS OWN JULIET: do you think i should possibly leave my window open tonight? or am i getting my hopes up?
SanctimoniousJaz: It couldn't hurt.... just... I wouldn't wait up.
FORKS OWN JULIET: but he's not going to come is he?
SanctimoniousJaz: Honestly, I can't say for sure. By the looks of things, though, I'm thinking not..
FORKS OWN JULIET: okay.
SanctimoniousJaz: I'm sorry.
FORKS OWN JULIET: don't be sorry it's not your fault.
FORKS OWN JULIET: i guess i'm going to go try to get a little bit of sleep through all the nightmares.
SanctimoniousJaz: It's hard for me to detach myself - if I'm involved and something goes wrong, everything's my fault.
SanctimoniousJaz: Just don't you worry about it at all, okay Bella? I'm going to work on it.
SanctimoniousJaz: Sleep is a smart idea. Try not to think about it.
SanctimoniousJaz: Goodnight darlin.
FORKS OWN JULIET: good night jasper. thanks.
SanctimoniousJaz: You're welcome. Any time.

[Jasper Whitlock Hale]

FORKS OWN JULIET (9:26:48 PM): -unnecessary poke-
SanctimoniousJaz (9:27:34 PM): Haha, how's it going kid?
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:27:51 PM): kid? really jasper?
SanctimoniousJaz (9:27:59 PM): Mhm.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:28:06 PM): i mean just because you're like 800 years old or something, doesn't mean i'm a kid.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:28:22 PM): Sorry ma'am. ;D
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:28:32 PM): you're a dork.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:28:47 PM): Still can't deny it.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:28:59 PM): Alright, how is it going young adult?
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:29:00 PM): well you said it not me.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:29:25 PM): it's going ....
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:29:28 PM): amazing, actually.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:29:52 PM): Really? Well that's amazing in and of itself. Congratulations. =]
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:29:59 PM): thank you.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:30:43 PM): Of course. How's Edward? I haven't seen him since I tried to talk to him the other day.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:31:04 PM): he's over the moon.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:31:32 PM): You have no idea how glad I am to hear that.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:31:44 PM): I actually think this might be working out.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:31:52 PM): you're doing good too?
SanctimoniousJaz (9:32:37 PM): Could be better, but I'm not suffering horribly or anything either. In my eyes, that's a plus.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:32:49 PM): that's good. one step at a time.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:33:21 PM): Exactly. Now if only Alice would tell me why Maria is still around.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:33:57 PM): aro hasn't shown up?
SanctimoniousJaz (9:34:13 PM): Surprisingly no. It's incredibly frustrating being in the dark like this.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:34:29 PM): oh i bet.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:34:42 PM): why don't you just like ... kill her or something?
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:34:54 PM): i mean, she's nothing but trouble so i'm sure the volturi wouldn't mind or anything right?
SanctimoniousJaz (9:35:30 PM): I'm afraid that it's a bit more complicated than that.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:35:52 PM): oh.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:36:31 PM): Yeah. Don't let it trouble your mind or anything, though. It's under control.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:37:10 PM): if you say so.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:37:29 PM): I do. ;D
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:37:53 PM): loser.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:38:21 PM): Oh no, You're the loser.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:38:37 PM): no i'm the happy meal, you're the loser.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:38:47 PM): Can't you be both?
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:38:57 PM): nope.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:39:21 PM): ... how about ... emmett's the loser?
SanctimoniousJaz (9:39:31 PM): Sounds good to me.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:39:40 PM): Can't say he'll say the same, but who cares?
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:39:46 PM): have you guys pranked edward yet?
SanctimoniousJaz (9:40:18 PM): Not yet. Emphasis on the yet.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:40:49 PM): Any particular ideas you wish to throw in? haha
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:41:05 PM): i'm no part of it remember?
SanctimoniousJaz (9:41:25 PM): He doesn't have to know, right?
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:41:41 PM): we all know he'd find out.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:42:08 PM): You're right. Emmett's not too good at the whole mind-masking thing.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:42:38 PM): you're a pro at it though.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:43:51 PM): What can I say? I'm a pretty reserved person. When we moved in with the Cullen's, I was incredibly uncomfortable with a stranger looking into my thoughts. You kind of learn how to avoid thinking about things you don't want heard.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:44:06 PM): true.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:44:17 PM): sometimes i wish he could read my thoughts, it'd be so much easier.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:44:43 PM): Most definitely not. You're lucky, you don't have to bother controlling your thoughts.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:44:56 PM): Trust me, if you didn't have the privacy you have now, you'd wish you did.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:45:05 PM): oh because having a brother control my emotions isn't much worse.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:45:44 PM): It's not that bad, is it?
SanctimoniousJaz (9:46:03 PM): I mean, I don't try to do it all of the time or anything, only when I think you need it. Same goes for everyone else.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:46:57 PM): but when i'm angry, and want to be angry ... you're all mean and calm me down. not nice.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:47:38 PM): Sometimes it's just necessary to get things done. You're not going to think clearly when you're fuming, are you?
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:48:06 PM): well maybe.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:49:08 PM): Not. The majority of the time that people act when they're angry end up making rash decisions and regretting it.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:49:08 PM): do you think i'll get an ability when edward changes me?
SanctimoniousJaz (9:49:59 PM): There really isn't any way of knowing. Carlisle seems to think so, though. You know, because of the abilities that don't work on you for whatever reason.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:50:24 PM): it would be really cool if i did.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:50:54 PM): Don't you think you'll just be overyjoyed with the ability to walk across a room and remain unharmed? ;D
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:51:14 PM): oh let me tell you!
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:51:21 PM): that's what i'm most excited about.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:52:10 PM): Understandable. It's just.. well, I don't want to upset you, but are you sure you.. understand? What it's going to mean to become one of us, I mean.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:52:43 PM): well yeah.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:53:26 PM): Are you sure? It's going to be a while before you're really yourself again.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:53:37 PM): i'm positive jasper.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:53:45 PM): you're not trying to change my mind are you?
SanctimoniousJaz (9:54:27 PM): No, I apologize. I don't mean to shed a negative light on the situation or anything, but I just want to be sure that you know what you're getting into.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:54:43 PM): And I'm not particularly concerned for the same reasons as Edward.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:55:09 PM): i wouldn't be doing it if i didn't know what i was getting into jasper.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:55:40 PM): Of course, you're right. I'm sorry I asked.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:55:59 PM): don't be sorry jazz, you're concerned.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:56:03 PM): it's very amirable.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:57:07 PM): Hmm, in that case, thanks. You're going to be an excellent vampire, I'm sure. =]
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:58:15 PM): well thank you. i think you're going to be an excellent vampire as well.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:58:31 PM): After this long, I really hope so. haha
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:58:39 PM): ha ha.

[Jasper Whitlock Hale]

FORKS OWN JULIET (4:22:38 PM): any ideas on that prank yet grandpa?
SanctimoniousJaz (4:23:52 PM): You're still stuck on the grandpa thing, aren't you? hmph.
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:24:25 PM): i am actually.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:24:42 PM): Apparntly. Well no, nothing solid anyway. Emmett doesn't realize that elaborate pranking is hard to do on someone who can read your mind.
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:25:01 PM): then maybe i should be more involved than i wanted.
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:25:06 PM): since he can't read my mind.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:25:18 PM): That is a definite YES. You know you want to, secretly.
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:25:26 PM): maaybe.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:25:32 PM): Yes?
SanctimoniousJaz (4:25:55 PM): Yes.
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:26:13 PM): okay. yes.
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:26:22 PM): you don't think he'll get upset with me?
SanctimoniousJaz (4:26:34 PM): Are you kidding? I don't think that's possible.
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:26:49 PM): sure until it happens.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:27:20 PM): Nah. I'm sure he'll be amused. If he gets mad, you won't be the one he takes it out on anyway. No worries. ;D
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:29:05 PM): well then what are we going to do?
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:29:31 PM): nothing too mean.
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:29:38 PM): well, nothing mean at all.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:29:45 PM): Oh come on, Bella.
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:30:05 PM): nothing mean jasper.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:30:20 PM): What if it's only a LITTLE mean?
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:30:37 PM): what are you thinking?
SanctimoniousJaz (4:31:40 PM): Not sure yet. Putting a fake ad on craigslist with his number, but that doesn't count, that's a mini prznk.
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:31:52 PM): that's horrible!
SanctimoniousJaz (4:32:02 PM): Horrible? Hilarious. =]
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:32:54 PM): yes its horrible.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:33:06 PM): Come on, it's not even that bad!
SanctimoniousJaz (4:33:15 PM): Just... really, really funny.
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:33:35 PM): that's mean.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:33:50 PM): Not reaaaally.
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:34:11 PM): yes it is!
SanctimoniousJaz (4:34:28 PM): You're too nice.
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:34:48 PM): i'm just not mean like you.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:34:55 PM): I'm not mean!
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:35:20 PM): you're going to put your brother's phone number on craigslist!
SanctimoniousJaz (4:35:35 PM): That's funny not mean.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:35:39 PM): I bet Alice would agree.
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:35:52 PM): well i just see things differently than you then.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:36:15 PM): Hmm... It's still happening. ;D
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:36:32 PM): no its not.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:36:40 PM): Please?
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:36:44 PM): no.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:36:49 PM): Pretty please?
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:36:54 PM): no.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:37:08 PM): No fair, you're the one encouraging pranks and you don't let me have any fun.
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:37:24 PM): well i don't think that prank is funny.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:37:29 PM): It is too!
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:37:36 PM): fine do it to emmett!
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:37:41 PM): not to edward.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:37:52 PM): I was actually going to do it to both...
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:38:27 PM): you're horrible.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:38:47 PM): I am not horrible! I just have a.. sense of humor?
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:39:02 PM): well i find that prank horrible.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:39:37 PM): If you think that's bad, I don't think you can be involved in our Edward prank Bella. haha
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:40:12 PM): well then i'll just let him know what you're going to do.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:40:21 PM): Bella! No!
SanctimoniousJaz (4:40:40 PM): Do not be a tattletale.
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:40:55 PM): hm, maybe.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:41:08 PM): Bella...
SanctimoniousJaz (4:41:34 PM): Fine. Word of the day: MAKEOVER.
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:49:02 PM): you're evil.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:50:59 PM): I won't tell if you won't? =D
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:52:37 PM): you're still evil.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:53:04 PM): Evil genius?
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:53:11 PM): no just evil.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:53:17 PM): No fun.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:54:30 PM): You told him!
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:54:36 PM): what?!
SanctimoniousJaz (4:54:50 PM): You told him to change his phone number!
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:55:11 PM): thats because jacob has his number from when i used his phone to call edward!
SanctimoniousJaz (4:55:53 PM): He thinks I'm planning something.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:56:00 PM): I mean, I am, but he's not supposed to know that.
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:56:13 PM): well maybe he can hear your thoughts about it!
SanctimoniousJaz (4:56:30 PM): Lies.
SanctimoniousJaz (4:56:39 PM): You mentioned my name!
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:56:46 PM): i did not!~
SanctimoniousJaz (4:57:07 PM): He said you did. Pranking is not your strong suit.
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:57:43 PM): i have no idea what you're talking about.
FORKS OWN JULIET (4:58:30 PM): i did not tell him anything, so i couldn't have mentioned your name.
SanctimoniousJaz (5:00:09 PM): I am such an idiot.
FORKS OWN JULIET (5:00:15 PM): well of course.
SanctimoniousJaz (5:02:03 PM): Gee, thanks kid. I'm working on it.
SanctimoniousJaz (5:06:03 PM): Okay, he's off it. Back to planning.
SanctimoniousJaz (5:07:27 PM): I might have an idea, and it's not even mean.
FORKS OWN JULIET (5:49:14 PM): you're ridiculous.
SanctimoniousJaz (5:53:05 PM): I am not ridiculous.
FORKS OWN JULIET (5:53:30 PM): lies. you soo are ridiculous.
SanctimoniousJaz (5:53:43 PM): Jealous?
FORKS OWN JULIET (5:53:54 PM): hardly.
SanctimoniousJaz (5:54:18 PM): I fail to see why I'm ridiculous, then. ;D
FORKS OWN JULIET (5:54:58 PM): because i said so.
FORKS OWN JULIET (5:55:14 PM): and because you and your brother totally turned everything around and confused the hell out of me.
FORKS OWN JULIET signed off at 5:55:58 PM
SanctimoniousJaz (5:56:13 PM): Haha, sorry. What confused you?
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:16:59 PM): you two confused me.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:19:28 PM): About what?
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:19:57 PM): each of you were coming at me about the same thing ... i think, ... i don't know.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:20:16 PM): About you turning me in? Your fault.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:20:21 PM): i didn't!
SanctimoniousJaz (6:20:35 PM): How did he know I was involved at all?!
SanctimoniousJaz (6:20:42 PM): Don't say he heard it, because he didn't.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:20:47 PM): Lies. You're just all lies. ;D
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:27:48 PM): you're still a loser. and now have like minus four thousand points.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:28:25 PM): and i can still take them away because i said so.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:28:27 PM): 1. We decided Em was the loser, right? 2. You can't do point control!
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:28:55 PM): well i stole the point control button away from alice.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:28:56 PM): Uhm, Bella?
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:29:01 PM): i didn't do it!
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:29:05 PM): emmett did it!
SanctimoniousJaz (6:29:18 PM): Bull.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:29:24 PM): Why is Jessica Stanley iming me?
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:29:47 PM): wait what?
SanctimoniousJaz (6:29:52 PM): Yeah.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:30:10 PM): i'm sorry.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:30:28 PM): how'd she get your sn?
SanctimoniousJaz (6:30:45 PM): I have absolutely no idea, but apparently she doesn't know who I am anyway, so I'm ending it.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:31:15 PM): well you could always mess with her since she doesn't know who you are.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:32:21 PM): I'm not going to damage the poor girl. It's one thing to prank my brothers, or anyone else really, but women are out of the question. Especially vulnerable little teenagers. ;D
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:33:30 PM): oh whatever. it's just jessica stanley.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:33:53 PM): You're so sweet.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:33:56 PM): /sarcasm
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:34:20 PM): i thought your sarcasm detector was broken!
SanctimoniousJaz (6:34:43 PM): I bought a new one with my magical money.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:34:58 PM): darn you and your magical money.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:35:51 PM): Yup. Apparently the guy who sells sarcasm detectors wouldn't take my monopoly money, so magical it was.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:36:26 PM): haha. did you try the life game money?
SanctimoniousJaz (6:36:46 PM): Never thought of that one.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:36:58 PM): Maybe you should talk to Jessica, she's still talking at me.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:37:19 PM): does she know its you?
SanctimoniousJaz (6:37:31 PM): No, but she wants to guess.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:37:59 PM): so let her guess.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:38:10 PM): If she guesses, I'm not telling.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:38:34 PM): or you could just lie.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:38:58 PM): You just want me to mess with her. You're such a jerk. ;D
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:39:11 PM): because if i tell her not to talk to you, then she'll know its a cullen; and before we both know it she'll be calling you jazzy; just like she calls edward eddie.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:41:13 PM): That's definitely not happening.... she calls him Eddie?
SanctimoniousJaz (6:48:14 PM): ... She thinks I'm Eric Yorkie? Should I know him?
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:48:28 PM): um, he's the asian kid that hangs around them.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:48:57 PM): I'm not THAT dorky...
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:49:11 PM): that's harsh.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:49:12 PM): eric is really nice.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:49:27 PM): a little over the top sometimes; but still really nice.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:49:43 PM): Sorry, I don't know the kid.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:49:47 PM): He's very.. eccentric.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:50:19 PM): Well at least she knows I'm not Edward. haha
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:50:26 PM): well that's a good thing.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:51:43 PM): "i don't think so <3 the fun's just getting started. now i have to find out" Kill me now?
SanctimoniousJaz (6:52:32 PM): I refuse to tell her.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:52:37 PM): aw poor jazzy.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:53:00 PM): First and last warning, kid.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:53:06 PM): what?!
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:53:13 PM): what are you going to do anyways?!
SanctimoniousJaz (6:53:36 PM): Last time I checked, you weren't Alice.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:54:05 PM): And whatever comes to mind?
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:54:19 PM): you can't do squat to me jasper.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:54:26 PM): so
SanctimoniousJaz (6:54:36 PM): Mhmmm. We'll see.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:54:51 PM): should i just go ahead and tell jessica who she's talking to?
SanctimoniousJaz (6:55:05 PM): Bella you BETTER not tell her.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:55:11 PM): She gave up. Leave it be.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:55:20 PM): but i'm having fuuun!
SanctimoniousJaz (6:55:40 PM): BELLA! Stop telling her to talk to me!
SanctimoniousJaz (6:55:44 PM): She was done. >_<
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:56:14 PM): this is what you get for thinking that i told edward this afternoon. so hah!
SanctimoniousJaz (6:56:59 PM): Get a sex change so I can severely injure you please?
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:00:35 PM): is it bad that this is mildly entertaining me?
SanctimoniousJaz (7:01:08 PM): No it's not bad, it's HORRIBLE. You're horrible. I'm two seconds away from signing off.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:01:15 PM): oh don't.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:01:42 PM): Why shouldn't I? I don't want to talk to this kid, and I definitely don't want her to know who I am.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:02:16 PM): just say yes to the next person she names, or go invisible, or just block her!
SanctimoniousJaz (7:02:48 PM): I thought I was avoiding the being-mean-like-you thing?
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:03:40 PM): well you don't want to talk to her right? so just blocker her or something.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:04:12 PM): Hmph. I'll just close it out, I think she's given up finally anyway.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:05:30 PM): you've hurt her feelings. poor jessica.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:06:09 PM): What?! How? I was completely nice to her! And like you care anyway, it's 'Just Jessica', remember?
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:07:21 PM): lucky you.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:07:25 PM): she thinks your em.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:07:32 PM): so you are a loser!
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:07:39 PM): ha ha ha!
SanctimoniousJaz (7:07:52 PM): Amazing, we're going to stick with that.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:08:16 PM): In this situation, I will gladly be the loser darlin. ;D
SanctimoniousJaz (7:10:29 PM): I DO NOT LOSE 1000 POINTS!
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:10:42 PM): what are you talking about?!
SanctimoniousJaz (7:11:01 PM): Jessica said you told her to tell me that.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:11:03 PM): Fail.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:11:11 PM): ha ha ha.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:12:09 PM): Can I stop talking to her now?
SanctimoniousJaz (7:12:15 PM): Is she going to feel bad?
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:12:26 PM): you're the one who hadn't blocked her in the first place.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:12:30 PM): Fine.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:13:44 PM): This actually works out amazingly, I lied.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:14:08 PM): Now she thinks she's buddy-buddy with Em, and I got out of the conversation. =]
SanctimoniousJaz (7:26:02 PM): You're so mean Bella
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:26:16 PM): i am not.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:26:31 PM): i was nice enough to be like ... it's totally jasper hale ... not emmett.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:26:48 PM): ISABELLA MARIE SWAN!!!
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:26:58 PM): DON'T YOU DARE USE MY NAME!
SanctimoniousJaz (7:27:08 PM): Isabella Isabella Isabella
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:27:09 PM): HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY MIDDLE NAME?!!!
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:27:34 PM): oh look i'm going to go click on jess's convo...
SanctimoniousJaz (7:27:45 PM): Bella I swear on your life
SanctimoniousJaz (7:27:54 PM): Do NOT tell her
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:28:00 PM): well it's going to be over soon anyways.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:28:28 PM): well don't use my first name ... or middle name for that matter.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:28:55 PM): If you tell her, that is how I will address you from this day forward.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:29:34 PM): you wouldn't dare.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:29:41 PM): I am not kidding.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:30:04 PM): lakjdlkajldknlxn iij
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:30:05 PM): fine.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:30:10 PM): you win. for now.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:30:16 PM): Naturally.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:30:40 PM): you might've won the battle whitlock; but like the north ... we'll win the war.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:31:20 PM): Do NOT go there again. I'm also completely serious about the weekend of history book corrections.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:32:25 PM): ugh, that's like death.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:33:08 PM): Well then don't do anything stupid, and I won't do it.

[Jasper Whitlock Hale]

FORKS OWN JULIET (6:36:59 PM): the south cheated, the north won. hahaha!
SanctimoniousJaz (6:37:31 PM): I'll just pretend I didn't see that.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:37:50 PM): see what?
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:38:08 PM): that i typed that the south cheated and the north won?
SanctimoniousJaz (6:38:35 PM): Something must be wrong, I can't seem to read anything you're sending!
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:39:03 PM): oh darn.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:39:19 PM): Oh, I think it's fine now.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:40:04 PM): should we check just to make sure?
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:40:11 PM): the north won, and the south cheated.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:40:28 PM): It's selectively screening them or something, I can't be sure.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:40:34 PM): loser.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:40:43 PM): Dork.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:40:49 PM): takes one to know one.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:41:20 PM): So we're both losers and dorks?
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:41:33 PM): no you're a loser and a dork. and i'm just a dork.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:41:40 PM): Minus five points for you.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:41:44 PM): no!
SanctimoniousJaz (6:41:56 PM): Yes. Yes yes yes.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:42:51 PM): ha! i went to a higher power.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:42:59 PM): What?
SanctimoniousJaz (6:43:14 PM): Oh.Sorry, I thought you said HIGHER.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:48:12 PM): ha! i win, you lose.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:49:19 PM): Nope. You get to keep your five, but I GET five.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:49:28 PM): that's not fair!
SanctimoniousJaz (6:49:40 PM): Totally fair.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:49:50 PM): explain the fairness on that please.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:50:10 PM): Like I told Edward, it's like a fee for including a third party. He agrees.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:50:27 PM): you're a dirty southern cheater.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:51:26 PM): I don't cheat, and I'm not dirty. BUT.. I am southern. So you're not that big of an insult failure. ;D
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:51:43 PM): well you still cheated and that's not fair!
SanctimoniousJaz (6:52:06 PM): I did not! Your boytoy agreed, so it wasn't cheating.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:52:46 PM): well its still cheating whether he agrees or not.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:54:27 PM): Are you implying that Edward cheats?
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:54:43 PM): i'm sure he has on occassion.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:56:12 PM): More like always, but it's amusing to see you admit it.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:56:26 PM): i wouldn't deny that he cheats.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:57:45 PM): I'm definitely saving this conversation. haha
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:58:00 PM): why?
SanctimoniousJaz (6:58:53 PM): You're calling your boyfriend a cheater. I might need to show it to him some day.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:59:03 PM): show it to him now, i don't care.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:59:39 PM): Better: Message him yourself and call him a cheater. Yes?
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:01:46 PM): there i told him.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:02:45 PM): Five points for Bella. haha
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:03:00 PM): i should get more than five points.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:03:09 PM): Ten?
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:03:14 PM): more.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:03:24 PM): Fifteen. That's it.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:03:31 PM): fifteen ... thousand.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:03:57 PM): Hell no.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:04:14 PM): fifteen hundred.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:04:30 PM): 10 plus 5.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:04:38 PM): fine.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:04:45 PM): fifteen million; but that's as low as i'm going.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:05:06 PM): You're aware that fifteen thousand is quite a bit less than fifteen million, right?
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:05:28 PM): well then we'll settle on fifteen thousand.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:06:03 PM): I thought you were smart, and could do math.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:07:45 PM): Can you count to five for me, please?
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:09:40 PM): ha! edward gave me 100 points.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:10:50 PM): Why?!
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:11:25 PM): because i'm amazing.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:13:42 PM): Apparently so am I.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:14:00 PM): not as much as i am though.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:14:17 PM): Really? Because we got the same amount of points.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:14:23 PM): -victory dance-
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:24:34 PM): aaaannnnd i win.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:30:21 PM): We'll see.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:32:49 PM): You Eddikins requests that I ask you what he's doing for you for Valentine's Day?
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:33:22 PM): he won't tell me what he's doing.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:34:04 PM): and tell him that i'm not the psychic
SanctimoniousJaz (7:34:47 PM): Will do. And her name is Alice, thankyou.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:35:10 PM): no need to get snippy jasper.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:35:41 PM): I'm completely snippy-free.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:43:07 PM): you should advise edward to tell me what he's planning though. because everyone knows that i'm horrible with surprises.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:46:48 PM): I don't think he'll be telling you anything, he's trying to get the pants on.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:47:22 PM): he always had the pants.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:47:35 PM): so stop saying he's whipped jasper.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:48:08 PM): Meow fchh
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:48:21 PM): oh shush.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:48:43 PM): hahaha
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:52:15 PM): now what are you two talking about?
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:52:23 PM): because i know that you're talking to him.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:52:34 PM): How could you possibly know that?
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:52:41 PM): because i'm brilliant.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:52:48 PM): Mhm.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:53:32 PM): well i am. so its okay.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:55:29 PM): Whatever you say kid. =]
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:55:40 PM): i am not a kid1
SanctimoniousJaz (7:55:50 PM): But you are!
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:55:57 PM): no sir private!
SanctimoniousJaz (7:56:19 PM): If you're going that route, it's Major.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:58:37 PM): i'm not enlisted, i'll call you want i like.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:59:45 PM): Snippy.
SanctimoniousJaz (7:59:49 PM): Snippy snippy Bella.
FORKS OWN JULIET (7:59:56 PM): oh whatever.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:00:05 PM): the north won. the south cheated and still lost.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:00:45 PM): I need to check my settings, the filter must still be on. ;D
SanctimoniousJaz (8:09:02 PM): BESIDES.... I think my last participation was in the battle of Chancellorsville, so I can't be held accountable for the later outcome. >_>
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:11:37 PM): aw emmett <3 haha.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:11:54 PM): I hate you so much right now.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:11:58 PM): I'm not talking to her.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:11:59 PM): i didn't do it!
SanctimoniousJaz (8:12:25 PM): BULL!
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:12:32 PM): i didn't!
SanctimoniousJaz (8:12:36 PM): You did.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:12:40 PM): bull on you
SanctimoniousJaz (8:12:58 PM): Whatever it doesn't matter anyway. I'm not talking to her again.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:13:11 PM): well that's completely unsouthern of you jasper whitlock.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:14:17 PM): In my book it says it'd be better to spare the girl's feelings and leave her be instead of lying. What page are you on?
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:14:46 PM): well i'm a girl so that page doesn't count to me.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:14:51 PM): *for
SanctimoniousJaz (8:15:23 PM): No matter. Not talking to her.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:15:34 PM): you're going to make her sad.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:15:45 PM): She'll be fine.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:15:58 PM): she's apparently talking to your brother too.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:16:43 PM): Good. Better. I'm sure she'll be thrilled. She doesn't need to talk to me... erm.. Emmett...
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:18:34 PM): aw don't go cry to eddykins!
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:18:54 PM): i didn't mean to guilt trip you jasper.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:19:36 PM): I hate you both.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:19:43 PM): >_<
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:19:54 PM): why?
SanctimoniousJaz (8:20:29 PM): Why -not-?
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:20:49 PM): aw jasper!
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:21:32 PM): there.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:21:34 PM): she's gone.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:21:39 PM): You're killing me.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:21:43 PM): now you can stop pouting in a corner.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:21:56 PM): you're already technically dead, darlin'
SanctimoniousJaz (8:22:52 PM): Darlin'? Really? -Really?-
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:23:13 PM): hey you can do it, why can't i?
SanctimoniousJaz (8:23:36 PM): You are not me. That's reason enough.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:23:57 PM): well i'm better than you actually.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:25:27 PM): well don't go crying to your brother.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:25:44 PM): I'm doing no such thing.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:25:52 PM): you were earlier.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:26:06 PM): I asked him to control you. It's completely different.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:26:54 PM): who said he'd be able to control me?
SanctimoniousJaz (8:27:07 PM): I did.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:27:15 PM): And he did, so I was right.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:27:19 PM): hardly.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:27:54 PM): You said it yourself, he has the pants right?
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:28:07 PM): so he has the pants, doesn't mean he can control me.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:28:12 PM): i wear my own pants thank you.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:28:38 PM): Interesting.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:29:10 PM): why?
SanctimoniousJaz (8:29:21 PM): Hmm? Nothing, nothing.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:29:56 PM): oh sure.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:30:04 PM): what is -he- telling you?
SanctimoniousJaz (8:30:14 PM): Absolutely nothing.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:30:45 PM): =D
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:30:52 PM): lies.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:31:03 PM): You'll never know. ;D
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:31:09 PM): oh i'll find out.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:40:48 PM): loser.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:43:24 PM): Why am I a loser now?
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:43:29 PM): because i said so.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:45:07 PM): It must be true.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:46:16 PM): You and Edward, I swear.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:46:23 PM): what/
SanctimoniousJaz (8:46:41 PM): You're too much alike.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:46:52 PM): ... how so?
SanctimoniousJaz (8:47:56 PM): You're both incredibly stubborn and he also seems to think that 'because I said so' is a valid explanation.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:48:18 PM): well because i said so is a valid explanation.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:48:28 PM): that's what renee used on me all throughout my childhood.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:48:54 PM): That's what you say when there really is no reason.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:49:37 PM): do me a huge favor?
SanctimoniousJaz (8:50:03 PM): Maybe?
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:50:25 PM): next time you use his name in AIM, call him eddykins instead.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:50:31 PM): but don't tell him i said to do it.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:50:49 PM): Sure thing. Can I ask why?
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:51:21 PM): everyone gets to call him eddie, or eddykins, and he makes me call him edward; so i just want to prove a point.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:51:30 PM): that everyone gets away with it but me.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:52:58 PM): Hm. Well, mostly it's just Alice who calls him Eddie, and the other one is just messing with him. haha. We'll see, if he ever actually replies.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:53:47 PM): well jessica stanley got to call him eddie.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:54:00 PM): Really? That's odd.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:54:30 PM): yeah, i thought it was hardly fair.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:54:52 PM): Well go ahead and yell at him now, he didn't say anything about calling him eddykins.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:55:13 PM): Just don't be too harsh, he just helped me out. haha
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:34:24 PM): would you please remind your brother that forcing me to eat, really doesn't help me want to eat?
SanctimoniousJaz (10:35:03 PM): I'm sorry Bella, but I agree with him. I'm sure you -think- you don't want to eat, but that doesn't mean that you don't need to.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:35:21 PM): but i'm not hungry.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:35:27 PM): i'll eat when i'm hungry no problem.
SanctimoniousJaz (10:36:24 PM): You know how when people are sick in hospitals and the like and they don't feel like eating? That's why they have IVs. It's not about what you want, when you're getting unsafe with it, it's about what you need.
SanctimoniousJaz (10:36:35 PM): You shouldn't deny your body the nutrition it needs to work.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:37:27 PM): but i'm not even doing anything for the body to work anyways.
SanctimoniousJaz (10:37:53 PM): You're breathing, your heart is beating... if you want that to continue, eat.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:38:50 PM): forcing me to do something is just going to make me want to do it less and less.
SanctimoniousJaz (10:39:32 PM): You think that's going to stop him?
SanctimoniousJaz (10:39:45 PM): If he doesn't force you now and you still don't eat, what then?
SanctimoniousJaz (10:40:19 PM): I'm sure he'll find it great fun to sit on your bedside in the hospital when your body starts trying to get what it needs from its organs, don't you?
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:41:12 PM): stop
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:41:12 PM): just stop
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:41:12 PM): i'll eat when i'm hungry
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:41:12 PM): that's it period end of story.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:41:12 PM): i don't want to talk about it anymore.
SanctimoniousJaz (10:41:54 PM): I don't mean to be rude, Bella, but you need to listen to Edward. You can't be stubborn about this.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:42:46 PM): but its my body. i eat when i'm hungry.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:43:39 PM): it's just how my body has always worked.
SanctimoniousJaz (10:44:07 PM): And I would say that's just fine if it weren't for the fact that you're losing weight and fainting. It's not healthy.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:45:36 PM): who said i was fainting?
SanctimoniousJaz (10:45:43 PM): Does it matter?
SanctimoniousJaz (10:47:23 PM): Just think about what you're doing to yourself. Do you know, or would you like me to tell you?
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:48:24 PM): well you said assumed that i was fainting.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:48:38 PM): so i was just curious.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:49:49 PM): plenty of humans lose weight when they are stressed jasper.
SanctimoniousJaz (10:50:49 PM): They also lose weight when they stop eating.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:51:42 PM): i've been plenty of stressed the last couple of months okay?
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:51:42 PM): i've been stressed.
SanctimoniousJaz (10:52:07 PM): I realize that, and I don't blame you, but you're making it worse on yourself by not eating.
SanctimoniousJaz (10:52:11 PM): You're hurting your body.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:53:14 PM): but i'm fine!
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:53:22 PM): clean bill of health. that's what the doctor said.
SanctimoniousJaz (10:53:48 PM): I really don't think Edward would be this concerned if you were fine, Bella.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:54:09 PM): he overreacts jasper.
SanctimoniousJaz (10:54:27 PM): Or are you underreacting?
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:54:36 PM): no.
SanctimoniousJaz (10:54:55 PM): Just do me a favor then, will you?
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:55:32 PM): i already told edward i was going to eat a bowl of cereal and a banana in the morning for breakfast.
SanctimoniousJaz (10:56:09 PM): Sure, great, that's good. But please, eat something in front of him. Settle his mind.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:57:07 PM): the cereal and banana.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:57:07 PM): i can't believe you two ganged up on me like that.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:57:11 PM): it wasn't very nice you know.
SanctimoniousJaz (10:57:22 PM): It was necessary.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:57:29 PM): no it wasn't.
SanctimoniousJaz (10:57:40 PM): Apparently it was. You're going to eat now, aren't you?
SanctimoniousJaz (10:57:44 PM): Mission accomplished.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:59:41 PM): i'll eat a little more ... maybe.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:00:02 PM): No maybe. Yes.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:01:12 PM): like i said. i'm perfectly fine.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:01:17 PM): all of you are just over reacting.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:01:25 PM): We just care about you.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:02:30 PM): and if it makes you feel loads better, i'll even go drink a glass of milk right now.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:02:42 PM): Thank you.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:05:43 PM): but if anyone knows what's going on with my body its me.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:06:36 PM): We know. We just want to make sure you're fine.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:11:39 PM): well edward's here; and he's bugging me to get off now.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:12:06 PM): Alright. Listen to him, okay?
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:12:12 PM): i might.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:12:22 PM): You will.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:12:23 PM): Bye!
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:12:25 PM): bye.
FORKS OWN JULIET signed off at 11:12:29 PM

[Jasper Whitlock Hale]

SanctimoniousJaz (6:25:00 PM): War path, huh?
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:25:13 PM): i'm still mad at you.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:25:23 PM): i didn't mean to double post that, btw.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:25:43 PM): Aw come on. No reason to be mad darlin.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:25:49 PM): i am mad!
SanctimoniousJaz (6:25:53 PM): Why?
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:26:01 PM): because you cheated last night.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:26:13 PM): I did -not- cheat.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:26:14 PM): and i know that edward told me more outside of that group chat last night.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:26:17 PM): what did he tell you?
SanctimoniousJaz (6:26:33 PM): Nothing other than that he was going over to see you.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:26:43 PM): i know he said more. i'm not stupid.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:27:20 PM): Really, he didn't say anything else.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:27:24 PM): lies.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:27:34 PM): Truth? Truth.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:31:58 PM): where is edward?
SanctimoniousJaz (6:32:43 PM): Not sure, actually. I thought he was still at your place.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:32:52 PM): he's not.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:32:54 PM): i need him please.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:32:56 PM): jasper
SanctimoniousJaz (6:33:04 PM): Is something wrong?
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:33:13 PM): i'm scared.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:33:49 PM): jasper, i'm really really scared
SanctimoniousJaz (6:34:15 PM): Don't be. I'm not sure what you're afraid of, but you don't need to be. I'll try to find out where Edward is. Do you need to talk about it?
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:34:31 PM): ofn x marwolaeth
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:34:33 PM): who is that?
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:34:39 PM): he won't leave me alone.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:34:47 PM): he says he's worse than james was.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:36:17 PM): Listen to me Bella. Block him immediately. I'm not kidding. If I can't find Edward in a few minutes, I'm coming over, alright?
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:37:12 PM): who is he?
SanctimoniousJaz (6:38:22 PM): An unfortunate return of the past.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:38:30 PM): Don't talk to him.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:38:37 PM): how did he get my sn?!
SanctimoniousJaz (6:39:35 PM): It can't be that hard, honestly. Besidess, were he to ask someone, they would tell him.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:40:19 PM): He's very persuasive.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:40:28 PM): You're still talking to him, aren't you?
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:40:37 PM): no sir.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:40:44 PM): Good.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:40:45 PM): he's scaring the hell out of me.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:40:55 PM): Just give me a minute, I'm going to go see if Edward is around
SanctimoniousJaz (6:43:49 PM): I don't know where he is.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:45:35 PM): is he worse than james?
SanctimoniousJaz (6:46:55 PM): Don't let him worry you.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:47:11 PM): you didn't answer my question.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:47:20 PM): Just don't talk to him, please.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:49:02 PM): I'm coming over. I just need a few minutes to hunt really quickly. Just to be safe.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:49:23 PM): you don't think he'd come after me like james did do you?
SanctimoniousJaz (6:50:27 PM): Just... get some clothes or something. Wait no, don't even bother. Alice will get you something. You're coming to our house.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:50:32 PM): I'll be there soon.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:51:10 PM): but maria's at the house isn't she?
SanctimoniousJaz (6:52:24 PM): It doesn't matter, I'll keep her away from you.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:52:28 PM): I'm leaving now.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:52:34 PM): see you in a few.

[Jasper Whitlock Hale]

FORKS OWN JULIET (3:24:10 PM): jasper, i have a favor to ask of you.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:24:54 PM): ....Yes?
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:25:30 PM): if anything happens to me. SWEAR to me, that you you'll help edward cope through it somehow, and won't let him do anything stupid.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:26:22 PM): What are you planning Bella? You can't tell me not to let him do anything stupid if you're going to do it first.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:26:42 PM): i don't know what i'm planning jasper.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:26:48 PM): please don't let him do anything stupid.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:27:02 PM): You first. Don't do anything stupid.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:27:04 PM): just swear to me that you'd stop him.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:27:24 PM): I can't make that promise. I'm sorry.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:27:31 PM): why not??
SanctimoniousJaz (3:28:26 PM): You can't feel it, Bella. He's in unbearable pain right now, but he still loves you. If you were completely gone forever... He's already asked for death and it isn't even as bad as it can be.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:29:12 PM): fine, i'll ask someone else to make sure he doesn't do anything.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:30:05 PM): You shouldn't be asking anyone. By asking, I can tell you've got something on your mind. Don't do it, Bella. Don't do anything stupid.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:31:20 PM): its too late for that though isn't it?
SanctimoniousJaz (3:32:12 PM): No, it's not.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:32:19 PM): People make stupid mistakes.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:32:24 PM): I did.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:35:29 PM): but yours are so much easier to fix.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:36:41 PM): They weren't. They're still not completely fixed. I've been where you are Bella, and I know how bad you must feel. But do you realize that he's in so much more pain? I know Alice was.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:36:50 PM): But he loves you, and she loved me. We worked it out, so can you.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:38:33 PM): if it makes you feel any better, there are no definite plans.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:38:49 PM): a couple of thorough ideas, however.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:39:47 PM): Well get rid of them. I hate to sound harsh, but I refuse to let you do that to him, and I really won't let you do it to yourself. Don't be an idiot.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:41:56 PM): they're still there.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:42:21 PM): so clear and defined.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:43:05 PM): i'm slightly partial to the one that's slow and painful.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:43:16 PM): you know, make me suffer for hurting him the way i have.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:43:44 PM): Stop it Bella.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:43:51 PM): Just stop.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:44:13 PM): Don't you dare do anything that foolish. Do you know how incredibly selfish that would be?
SanctimoniousJaz (3:44:26 PM): You're trying to make yourself feel better for hurting him, but if you kill yourself you kill him.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:44:35 PM): It's not even a 'he might'. It's a definite thing.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:44:47 PM): i'll never feel better for hurting him jasper.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:45:05 PM): It takes time, but yes you will.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:45:28 PM): no
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:45:46 PM): what i've done is inexcusable for eternity.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:46:39 PM): Bella... To be as little detailed as possible, I did so much worse when I went back to the South.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:46:52 PM): It IS possible to make up. He still loves you.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:48:02 PM): but what i did with jacob was so much worse
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:48:21 PM): i have to go now.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:48:22 PM): bye.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:48:30 PM): I find that incredibly hard to believe. It's going to be fine Bella.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:48:36 PM): Fine. Don't do anything stupid.
FORKS OWN JULIET signed off at 3:48:36 PM

[Jasper Whitlock Hale]

FORKS OWN JULIET (11:38:33 PM): how is he?
SanctimoniousJaz (11:39:16 PM): How do you think he is, Bella?
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:39:36 PM): i don't known.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:39:38 PM): *know
SanctimoniousJaz (11:40:29 PM): Hurt. Confused. Upset. Frustrated. The oddest thing, though, is that whenever he's talking to you on the computer, I feel love too.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:41:02 PM): sometimes i wish he wouldn't though.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:41:10 PM): ... love me, despite all of this.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:41:20 PM): he should hate me right now, you know?
SanctimoniousJaz (11:42:34 PM): I understand what you mean, but you're wrong you know. He shouldn't hate you. When it's real, when you really love someone, you're able to look past things. You could kill Esme and I'm sure he'd still love you. It's the strangest thing, but it's what love is.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:44:22 PM): i just wish he would hate me though ... it would make all of this so much easier.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:44:56 PM): No it wouldn't. You think it would, and I can see why you think that, but it wouldn't. In the long term, you'd both be worse off.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:45:00 PM): You need to get through this is all.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:45:46 PM): but i don't know how to get through any of it.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:45:57 PM): Time. Talking.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:46:01 PM): i deserve so much pain.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:46:32 PM): No you don't. What you feel now is pain enough.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:46:48 PM): What you'll feel for the rest of your existence, is pain enough.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:47:07 PM): the rest of my existence?
SanctimoniousJaz (11:47:29 PM): It's possible.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:47:39 PM): hardly.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:48:38 PM): That's good, then. The sooner you both move past it, the better it'll be.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:52:01 PM): if you were in my shoes jasper, and you were almost begging for death so that alice wouldn't be in anymore pain ... would it be quick and easy? or slow and drawn out?
SanctimoniousJaz (11:53:25 PM): I have been in your shoes, Bella, and it would be neither. Because I'm still here. And you will do the same.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:55:13 PM): would i be too much of a coward if i wanted it quick and easy though?
SanctimoniousJaz (11:55:41 PM): You would be too much of a coward if you did it at all.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:56:12 PM): hm, slow and drawn out it is.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:57:03 PM): I know this seems like the end of the world to you, but you need to stop this. I understand that you're a teenage girl and all, but the drama queen act.. drop it.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:57:13 PM): You can make it work if you TRY.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:57:16 PM): Don't give up.
FORKS OWN JULIET (12:23:41 AM): bye jake.
FORKS OWN JULIET (12:23:47 AM): *jasper
SanctimoniousJaz (12:23:57 AM): Bella...
FORKS OWN JULIET signed off at 12:24:15 AM

[Jasper Whitlock Hale]

SanctimoniousJaz (1:55:33 PM): Hey, Bella? What did you do to make Edward so happy? I know it has to do with you, or he wouldn't be so crazy. It's kind of unnerving.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:55:43 PM): what?
SanctimoniousJaz (1:56:02 PM): I don't know. Edward's walking around in a psycho-elated state. What did you do?
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:56:39 PM): um ...
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:57:08 PM): we were kind of talking last night about all that went down before...
SanctimoniousJaz (1:57:41 PM): And?
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:58:10 PM): and i asked him how i could prove that i loved him and only him ... and he came up with a solution.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:58:49 PM): You're engaged aren't you?!
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:59:00 PM): shhhhhh!!!
SanctimoniousJaz (1:59:16 PM): Wow. Okay, I need to tell Alice.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:59:21 PM): NO!
SanctimoniousJaz (1:59:41 PM): What?! She is going to die of happiness. Why not?!
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:59:58 PM): because i said no?
SanctimoniousJaz (2:00:14 PM): I don't think this is something I can keep from her.
SanctimoniousJaz (2:00:20 PM): She'll kill me.
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:00:33 PM): you suck royally if you tell her jasper.
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:00:38 PM): he hasn't even officially proposed or anything.
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:00:40 PM): no ring.
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:00:54 PM): so its like nothing's official or anything, we're just giving it a thought.
SanctimoniousJaz (2:01:58 PM): So? No ring doesn't mean anything. Trust me, the sooner you let Alice know, the less pain she'll put you through for holding it off and not giving her enough planning time.
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:02:21 PM): nothing is even official!
SanctimoniousJaz (2:03:04 PM): The defensive don't-tell-Alice makes it sound pretty official to me. Besides, it's Edward. He wants nothing more than to marry you, why would it NOT be official?
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:03:29 PM): jasper please?
SanctimoniousJaz (2:04:13 PM): Bella, this is like asking me to kill myself. Do you want me to kill myself? Because by not telling Alice, I'm doing that.
FORKS OWN JULIET went away at 2:08:15 PM
FORKS OWN JULIET returned at 2:08:19 PM
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:08:46 PM): of course i don't want you to kill yourself jasper.
SanctimoniousJaz (2:09:42 PM): Oh good. Then I can tell her? Or you can? Edward even can. I don't care, as long as she is informed.
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:09:57 PM): give it some time first?
SanctimoniousJaz (2:10:08 PM): How much time is some time?
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:10:09 PM): at least let him ... get a ring ...
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:10:11 PM): i don't know.
SanctimoniousJaz (2:10:28 PM): I'll give you a week, but that's as far as I can push it.
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:10:49 PM): how about i'll tell her when i ... we're ready?
SanctimoniousJaz (2:11:58 PM): Oh, sure thing. That's fine, no worries. Don't expect me to be at your wedding though, because I -won't be alive-.
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:17:36 PM): -shakes head- you're brother ... is ridiculous.
SanctimoniousJaz (2:18:00 PM): I agree.
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:18:57 PM): please tell him not to spend 32000 on a ring.
SanctimoniousJaz (2:20:01 PM): Why not? You'll have it forever, shouldn't it be.. nice?
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:20:16 PM): but thirty two thousand?!
SanctimoniousJaz (2:20:54 PM): It sounds like a lot, I know, but we have a lot of money.
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:26:22 PM): well regardless on having a lot of money, or not having a lot of money; that's just too much.
SanctimoniousJaz (2:31:43 PM): It's Edward. He's not very reasonable.
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:37:23 PM): ugh, i think he's buying me a car now too.
SanctimoniousJaz (2:38:15 PM): No offense, because I know for some reason that you love that truck, but you kind of need one.
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:38:41 PM): my truck works perfectly fine.
SanctimoniousJaz (2:39:44 PM): Sure, it still moves, but that's about it. What's the highest speed it can go, like fourty? It needs to be turned into scrap metal, Bella.
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:40:01 PM): fifty, not forty.
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:40:10 PM): and no one is touching my truck.
SanctimoniousJaz (2:41:01 PM): Fifty? Oh no, I wouldn't want to get in a race with -that- thing. I'm sure he'll let you keep it for sentimental value or whatever.
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:41:25 PM): well i wouldn't be driving whatever he'd bought me.
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:41:36 PM): charlie bought me my truck when i first moved here.
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:42:00 PM): i think it'd hurt charlie's feelings if i just cast aside something that he got me for something shiny and new.
SanctimoniousJaz (2:43:44 PM): He's a dad. I'm sure he'd like you driving something a bit more safe and reliable, no?
FORKS OWN JULIET signed off at 3:12:08 PM

[Jasper Whitlock Hale]

FORKS OWN JULIET: jasper?
SanctimoniousJaz: Yes Bella?
FORKS OWN JULIET:... have you heard from edward?
SanctimoniousJaz: Uh.. no, actually. He isn't with you?
FORKS OWN JULIET: no.
he said he was going hunting last night.
and i haven't seen him since.
SanctimoniousJaz: Oh? Maybe he just lost track of time? Or something?
FORKS OWN JULIET: . . . something's wrong.
SanctimoniousJaz: I don't think you should worry about it... unless there's something you know that I don't?
In which case you should tell me immediately.
FORKS OWN JULIET: victoria.
SanctimoniousJaz: Victoria? Not a big deal. If she went after Edward, he could easily handle her on his own.
FORKS OWN JULIET: ... i think he left with her.
SanctimoniousJaz:What? That's absolutely ridiculous. Why would he do that?
FORKS OWN JULIET: i don't know.
jacob told me ... he was trying to help edward against victoria ...
FORKS OWN JULIET: he said that edward turned on him and left with her.
SanctimoniousJaz: .. That doesn't seem right at all. It makes absolutely no sense.
Ugh I wish Alice could see if he.. okay, look, I need to talk to Carlisle. This could potentially be serious, but I don't want you to worry, as it could be a simple misunderstanding. Okay?
FORKS OWN JULIET: how can i not worry?
he ... left with her.
SanctimoniousJaz: I don't think so, Bella. It just.. it doesn't work out.
SanctimoniousJaz: We'll figure it out. I'm sure it's nothing. I'll talk to you later, alright?

[Isabella Swan]

sanctimoniousjaz is available (3:08:01 PM)
Every second I'm without you, I'm a mess
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:08:01 PM): do you think it would be best if i told alice that there isn't a wedding, or should you?
SanctimoniousJaz (3:08:38 PM): Why wouldn't there be a wedding? What happened?
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:08:57 PM): you're brother is a fucking asshole. that's what happened.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:09:07 PM): it just took three years to realize it.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:10:00 PM): What did he do? =(
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:10:10 PM): he's with victoria jasper.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:10:13 PM): he told me.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:10:25 PM): he went willingly.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:10:37 PM): god, i want to die right now. i really do.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:10:49 PM): He really is with her?
SanctimoniousJaz (3:10:52 PM): Don't say that Bella.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:11:02 PM): He might have gone willingly, but there has to be something else to it.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:11:04 PM): He loves you.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:11:08 PM): he doesn't love me.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:11:13 PM): it was all a game!
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:11:17 PM): he told me.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:11:28 PM): .... That's not true.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:11:33 PM): that i was just a game to see how long i would last in his world.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:12:11 PM): Why the hell would he say something like that? It's not true at all, Bella. I have no idea what the hell is wrong with him, but that's not true. You weren't a game, and he really does love you.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:12:43 PM): he told me that he should've killed me when he had the chance.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:12:51 PM): does that sound like he fucking loves me jasper?
SanctimoniousJaz (3:13:16 PM): I honestly don't know what's wrong with him.... I know he doesn't think that.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:13:43 PM): then why did he say it?!
SanctimoniousJaz (3:14:23 PM): I... I really don't know.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:14:24 PM): He's an idiot.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:15:08 PM): i entirely agree.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:15:11 PM): idleTOdestroy (1:37:13 PM): If only it had been even sooner. I could have avoided all of this bullshit in the first place. All of your bullshit.
sanctimoniousjaz is available (3:16:06 PM)
Every second I'm without you, I'm a mess
SanctimoniousJaz (3:16:21 PM): I can't believe him right now... I'm going to talk to him.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:16:31 PM): don't bother jasper.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:16:38 PM): it's a waste of fucking time.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:18:00 PM): Something's wrong.. I don't know what's wrong with him,but I know he doesn't wish you were dead or not in his life. I don't get it.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:18:28 PM): are you sure? he might be playing you like he's been playing me all this time.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:18:54 PM): Unless he's learned how to force himself to feel genuine love, he hasn't be playing me. Or you.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:19:12 PM): i was nothing but a bet to him jasper.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:19:26 PM): he said asking me to marry him was a mistake.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:19:32 PM): and that's why he left with her.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:23:15 PM): That's not true at all, Bella. It can't be. He wanted nothing more out of life than to marry you. He left with her, but it wasn't because he wanted to.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:23:46 PM): it was all a fucking lie jasper. all of it.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:23:56 PM): he really should've just killed me when he had a chance.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:24:18 PM): It wasn't him that said those things to you. Jacob lied to you.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:24:33 PM): HE TOLD ME THOSE THINGS!
SanctimoniousJaz (3:24:46 PM): He didn't, Bella. It was Victoria.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:25:04 PM): okay whatever.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:25:31 PM): Honestly, he loves you. He would never even think of saying such hurtful meaningless things to you.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:25:54 PM): then why did he say it jasper?
SanctimoniousJaz (3:26:18 PM): I refuse to believe that he did. He told me it wasn't him.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:26:30 PM): well i don't believe him.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:26:47 PM): he obviously lied by leaving even though he told me he wouldn't.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:29:05 PM): He thought he had to leave. He's an idiot and should have come to us first, but he did what he thought was best.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:29:18 PM): i even told him to leave!
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:29:23 PM): why didn't he listen to me??
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:29:58 PM): i told him that i felt like something was up and to leave ... but he obviously knew what was going on the entire time.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:33:10 PM): He's got too much pride. You could have told him the Volturi were on there way to kill him, and he wouldn't have run. He loves you, and he was trying to save you. He went about it completely wrong, but he thought that was the only way.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:35:08 PM): i wasn't in danger. jacob told me that i wasn't in any danger.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:35:49 PM): Don't trust a word that filfthy mutt tells you, he's a liar.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:36:14 PM): don't you dare talk about jacob like that. he's not a liar.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:36:53 PM): He was working with Victoria! He's a traitor and no better than her.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:37:19 PM): He's feeding you lies you and trying to make you believe Edward left you.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:37:28 PM): edward did leave me!
SanctimoniousJaz (3:37:35 PM): You know what they told him, Bella?
SanctimoniousJaz (3:37:47 PM): That if Edward didn't go with Victoria, you would be DEAD.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:37:55 PM): Your puppy was going to let her kill you.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:38:01 PM): no he wouldn't.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:38:38 PM): Can you really be so sure about that? He's a foolish child hell bent on revenge.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:40:14 PM): i know him jasper.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:40:20 PM): i know him way better than you do.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:40:45 PM): And I seemed to think that you knew Edward, but apparently I was wrong.
FORKS OWN JULIET (3:41:26 PM): i thought i knew him too. but after lying to me, telling me that i was a game, and better off dead ... i obviously don't know him afterall.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:42:18 PM): He didn't say that to you Bella! It wasn't him! He would never say that to you, because he truly does love you and thought he was keeping you safe by going.
SanctimoniousJaz (3:48:09 PM): I have to go. I suggest you don't talk to the pup for the sake of your sanity, but that's completely up to you.

[Jasper Whitlock Hale]

FORKS OWN JULIET (12:32:01 PM): hi jasper. i've decided that i'm coming with you and alice to go get edward. okay bye now.
SanctimoniousJaz (12:32:39 PM): I'm sorry Bella, but no. You can't go.
FORKS OWN JULIET (12:33:06 PM): oh yes i am.
SanctimoniousJaz (12:33:50 PM): You're not. Edward would kill me if I let you walk into danger like that for absolutely no reason.
SanctimoniousJaz (12:33:54 PM): I've got it under control.
FORKS OWN JULIET (12:34:03 PM): i'm coming.
FORKS OWN JULIET (12:34:15 PM): there will be no questions about it jasper. i will be coming with you and alice.
SanctimoniousJaz (12:34:32 PM): Well, uhm.. Alice isn't going.
FORKS OWN JULIET (12:34:43 PM): does alice know that she's not going?
SanctimoniousJaz (12:34:48 PM): Yes.
SanctimoniousJaz (12:35:01 PM): She's... otherwise occupied.
FORKS OWN JULIET (12:35:07 PM): meaning what??
SanctimoniousJaz (12:35:21 PM): She's got something else to do and I didn't want to let her go anyway.
FORKS OWN JULIET (12:35:41 PM): well i'm sure she wants to go so i'll convince her that we both go. ( :
SanctimoniousJaz (12:36:53 PM): She did want to go, but she's needed elsewhere and maybe she finally realized I can handle it.
FORKS OWN JULIET (12:38:35 PM): i hate not knowing anything.
SanctimoniousJaz (12:39:15 PM): Welcome to the club.
FORKS OWN JULIET (12:39:36 PM): you know more than me jasper.
SanctimoniousJaz (12:41:00 PM): As far as I'm concerned, you're on a need to know basis only. Like I said, Edward would kill me, and I don't want you running off to play hero. It's too dangerous.
FORKS OWN JULIET (12:41:12 PM): well he gets to run off and play hero.
FORKS OWN JULIET (12:41:14 PM): you all do.
SanctimoniousJaz (12:41:40 PM): We're not as.. breakable, Bella.
FORKS OWN JULIET (12:43:00 PM): hey, that's not fair.
SanctimoniousJaz (12:44:12 PM): It's not fair, but it's true. Not to mention that I think I might have just a bit more fighting experience than you. Just a little.
FORKS OWN JULIET (12:44:48 PM): well i want to help.
SanctimoniousJaz (12:46:16 PM): What do you want to do? Besides walk into a death trap.
FORKS OWN JULIET (12:46:35 PM): i wouldn't be walking into a death trap.
SanctimoniousJaz (12:47:32 PM): Yes you would. She could kill you in -seconds-. It's too dangerous, and it'd be pointless.
SanctimoniousJaz (12:53:31 PM): Nice try. Not happening.
FORKS OWN JULIET (12:53:45 PM): ... nice try what?
SanctimoniousJaz (12:54:09 PM): Just because you told Edward to tell me to let you come with doesn't mean I'm going to let you.
FORKS OWN JULIET (12:54:37 PM): well, you should listen to him.
SanctimoniousJaz (12:54:57 PM): I don't think he wants you to come with me either.
FORKS OWN JULIET (12:55:13 PM): and has he told you this?
SanctimoniousJaz (12:55:47 PM): Maybe.

[Jasper Whitlock Hale]

FORKS OWN JULIET (5:38:14 PM): god fucking damnit jasper.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:01:48 PM): jasper!
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:01:55 PM): i know you're offline. i don't care.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:01:59 PM): i need to talk to you.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:02:00 PM): now.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:02:01 PM): please.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:02:05 PM): it's really really important.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:02:07 PM): life or death.
SanctimoniousJaz (10:51:59 PM): Bella? What is it?
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:52:07 PM): where are you?
SanctimoniousJaz (10:52:37 PM): Home, why? What happened?
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:52:46 PM): you were right.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:52:49 PM): you all were right.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:52:56 PM): jacob was a part of it from the beginning.
SanctimoniousJaz (10:53:36 PM): I'm sorry, Bella.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:53:46 PM): don't be. it's not your fault.
SanctimoniousJaz (10:54:33 PM): I know, but he was your friend. It's not fair for you to be hurt because he's a useless, disgusting, selfish, lying traitor.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:55:15 PM): yeah well, i odn't want to talk about the things i'd like to do to him right now.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:55:20 PM): i just want edward home.
SanctimoniousJaz (10:56:08 PM): I'm working on it, I promise, I've just been a bit.. sidetracked.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:56:15 PM): what's going on?
SanctimoniousJaz (10:57:04 PM): It's probably nothing, it's just that.. Alice, she's still with her friend and she's not answering her phone or whatever, and... It's probably nothing.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:57:37 PM): she's fine jasper.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:58:27 PM): i'm sure she's perfectly fine. it's alice afterall.
SanctimoniousJaz (10:59:17 PM): I know, you're probably right. She's fine. I need to focus on Edward.
FORKS OWN JULIET (10:59:45 PM): esme was on earlier, and i kind of filled her and carlisle in on what's going on.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:00:22 PM): I'm sure she was grateful for that.... they're still leaving though, aren't they?
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:00:42 PM): yeah, i think they'll be home in a couple of days? i'm not sure.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:01:27 PM): jasper ... ?
SanctimoniousJaz (11:01:33 PM): Yes?
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:01:36 PM): is it bad of me that i want jacob dead?
SanctimoniousJaz (11:01:50 PM): Absolutely not, he completely deserves it.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:02:34 PM): do me a favor though?
SanctimoniousJaz (11:02:58 PM): Hmm? Do you want me to kill him for you? Because I'd -love- to.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:03:54 PM): like i really don't know if jacob was lying or not; but he said something about how victoria's been pretending to be edward the entire time ... so just be careful and wary what you say to him online if you talk to him?
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:04:03 PM): no, don't kill him.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:04:58 PM): i want edward to do that. edward has a right.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:05:10 PM): Of course. I've hardly spoken to him since what Victoria did to you pretending to be him. Don't kill him? Why not?
SanctimoniousJaz (11:05:30 PM): Oh, nevermind. I'm all for letting him do it, then. As long as it happens.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:06:07 PM): i warned jacob that if he set one foot, or paw in forks; that i'd kill him.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:06:16 PM): and i was serious as a heart attack on that.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:08:01 PM): Bella, I completely understand why you want to kill him, but don't try. If he loses his temper... just don't. It's not safe. None of those mutts are safe, in my opinion we should just get rid of ALL of them, but nooo, the 'treaty'. pff
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:08:54 PM): when you go get edward, would you like some assistance?
SanctimoniousJaz (11:09:37 PM): You know Edward doesn't want you to come, Bella.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:09:48 PM): i know. it wouldn't be me though.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:10:25 PM): What? .... Who else is there/
SanctimoniousJaz (11:10:27 PM): *?
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:10:32 PM): milo ricci.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:10:35 PM): the lycan beta.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:10:54 PM): .... You've got to be kidding.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:11:04 PM): he could help jasper!
SanctimoniousJaz (11:12:03 PM): He's no better than Jacob! They're practically the same thing! I can't trust him enough to work with him.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:12:15 PM): i trust him jasper.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:12:23 PM): he hates jacob just as much as we do.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:12:32 PM): I've never even talked to the guy, Bella.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:12:45 PM): we were going to go ourselves, milo and i.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:13:27 PM): See?! How can he be trusted?! He was going to bring YOU! He was going to go against Edward's wishes and put you in danger!
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:13:57 PM): that's because i begged him.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:14:02 PM): practically forced him.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:14:24 PM): I just don't think it's a good idea.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:14:31 PM): consider it?
SanctimoniousJaz (11:16:19 PM): ........Maybe.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:16:50 PM): i'll talk to him. tell milo the idea as well.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:16:56 PM): let both of you stew on it.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:17:09 PM): I'm sure he'll wise up and say no.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:17:36 PM): but he agreed to come with me.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:18:40 PM): No offense or anything Bella, but you're just... absolutely nothing like me. That's probably a good thing, though.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:20:02 PM): jacob said something about victoria and edward possibly moving ...
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:20:05 PM): i just remembered.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:20:55 PM): Whoah, moving? Moving where? When?
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:21:03 PM): about how they might not even be in the US anymore.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:22:02 PM): You're kidding me. This is worse than I thought.
FORKS OWN JULIET (11:22:17 PM): he wasn't sure though.
SanctimoniousJaz (11:22:27 PM): Okay, I don't know about your newest little puppy, but I think it'd be best if I go soon. Now, even.
FORKS OWN JULIET (12:18:34 AM): i'm going to bed now jasper. but please keep me updated?
FORKS OWN JULIET (12:18:50 AM): that's really all i ask.
FORKS OWN JULIET (12:19:05 AM): i know i can't do anything; but i just want to know what's going on.
SanctimoniousJaz (12:19:19 AM): I'll do what I can, alright? Goodnight, Bella.
FORKS OWN JULIET (12:19:33 AM): good night jasper.

[Jasper Whitlock Hale]

SanctimoniousJaz (1:17:19 AM): ... Will Charlie mind if you're gone for a bit?
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:17:27 AM): what?
SanctimoniousJaz (1:17:47 AM): You and your little lycan friend are coming with me.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:18:05 AM): Wait, that's what you wanted isn't it? If not, I'm definitely fine with the both of you staying home.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:18:14 AM): his name is milo, first of all.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:18:26 AM): and yes. i'm coming. when are you leaving?
SanctimoniousJaz (1:19:22 AM): What's his last name again? I'm leaving as soon as possible. It's gotten a bit.. urgent.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:19:30 AM): ricci.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:19:32 AM): milo ricci
SanctimoniousJaz (1:19:37 AM): Ricci. I'll call him that.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:20:10 AM): So you should call him or something, because if he's coming we need to go. Not at this very moment, but pretty close.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:20:27 AM): he'll be here tomorrow.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:20:41 AM): and need some time to rest, he's been running nonstop.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:21:10 AM): We'll take a car, then, he can rest in the car.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:21:28 AM): can he at least eat first?
SanctimoniousJaz (1:21:38 AM): In the car?
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:21:46 AM): jasper.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:21:53 AM): i've been talking to jacob.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:22:16 AM): jacob says that he's considering letting edward go.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:22:25 AM): that all of this has gotten out of hand and everything.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:22:44 AM): Alice mentioned that. Why hasn't he done it yet? It would make things considerably easier, honestly.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:22:54 AM): i don't know.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:22:59 AM): edward doesn't want me to push him.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:23:03 AM): and neither do i.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:23:09 AM): he could change his mind completely if i go to far.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:24:22 AM): You're probably right, but either he lets Edward go, or he might happen to get stuck in the crossfire with the skank. Alice told me not to hurt him, but if he's still working with her and refuses to hand over Edward, it's happening.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:24:43 AM): jasper.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:24:52 AM): i told him i'd protect him. and i will.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:25:09 AM): if he lets edward go, then i'll die for him if i have to.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:25:18 AM): What is with you women and protecting those who you should be shunning? I'll never understand.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:26:13 AM): Besides, if he lets Edward go - and stays the hell away from me - he'll be just fine. Don't worry about it.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:26:30 AM): i was just thinking though ...
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:26:51 AM): if she's been starving him, should i even be around him?
SanctimoniousJaz (1:27:19 AM): I would say no, but apparently my opinion doesn't matter in this situation anyway.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:27:20 AM): he's attacked me once, and he said its twice maybe three times as long as since he's fed than that one time.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:27:31 AM): jasper, you're opinion matters to me.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:27:43 AM): Really? You seem to be the only one.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:29:30 AM): Honestly, it's been quite a while since Edward's had any.. nourishment. When they took him, he was out hunting, but he hadn't gotten anything yet. She's been planning on sending him on an involuntary killing spree, and if I know anything, I really don't think he'll have a choice in the matter. Now you, if you're in the picture... well, he loves you to death, but you're his singer. I would be excruciatingly hard for him.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:30:32 AM): At the same time, however, as much as he doesn't want to admit it, I know it will give him some strength - however meager - to see you. Plus, if you're with us, Jacob is far more likely to let his guard down. With just Ricci and me, his first reaction would surely be to fight. But he won't want to hurt you, and he trusts you.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:32:09 AM): So... I don't really want to put this on you or anything, but it pretty much comes down to how much danger you're willing to put yourself in to save him. I don't think you have to worry though, I can protect you.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:32:27 AM): i think jacob'll try to help us.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:32:43 AM): i've asked him to go and look for a stray dog, where ever they are to give to edward.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:32:58 AM): i know its nothing major ... but something little like that can help edward a little bit right?
SanctimoniousJaz (1:34:40 AM): It can help a lot, actually. When it comes to that, a little is better than nothing. When we don't feed, it doesn't exactly kill us persay, but it's the general idea. Think of a human going through chemo or something. It just wears you down. I'd be thoroughly surprised if he could even fight right now.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:35:21 AM): I hope... Jacob.... decides to listen to you.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:35:28 AM): i do too.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:35:33 AM): i don't want him to get hurt though jasper.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:35:50 AM): i don't want him to get caught or anything. she doesn't even know he's talking to me.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:36:41 AM): Am I the only one around here who isn't afraid of the big bad skank? Really Bella, he's going to be fine. She's not superman.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:37:18 AM): i just don't want him to get hurt.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:37:48 AM): He won't. Well, unless he decides to stick with her when we get there. Then he might.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:38:27 AM): i can't guarentee he would. i think he's realizing what he's done and is trying to fix it.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:39:10 AM): Well at least he's good for something, then. I thought he was completely without honor or loyalty.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:40:04 AM): he's keeping my sanity in tact right now, so yes. he's good for something.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:41:31 AM): Nah, you're sanity is long gone. I think it went away when you decided to date a vampire. That's just my two cents, though. ;D
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:41:41 AM): gee thanks.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:42:03 AM): It's okay, we're all crazy.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:42:11 AM): -eye roll-
SanctimoniousJaz (1:42:26 AM): Maybe just me. Whatever, same thing.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:42:32 AM): by the way, when all this is over, i better get some major points for dealing with all of this.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:42:42 AM): Ehh... Maybe like 100 tops.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:42:52 AM): one hundred? really?
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:43:02 AM): oh no, i totally deserve more than a hundred.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:43:46 AM): No way. This is... you haven't seen anything yet. This is nothing. Just your typical save-the-kidnaped-brother ordeal. 100 points.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:44:01 AM): ugh fine.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:44:13 AM): i'll take the hundred points for now.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:45:03 AM): Play with a group of about twenty newborn vampires for a bit. I'll give you a lot of points for that. ;D
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:46:52 AM): Well I'm with my luck thatll be next year.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:47:44 AM): I can't wait until Edward changes you. It will be fun.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:48:46 AM): ... What will be fun about being in pain for three days?
SanctimoniousJaz (1:49:13 AM): After that. That's not fun. It'll be worth it though.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:49:41 AM): Well, maybe a year or two after that... Then it will be fun for you too.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:50:00 AM): What if I'm a heartless murderer?
SanctimoniousJaz (1:50:40 AM): Don't even trouble yourself with those kind of thoughts, Bella. Focus on the positive. You'll be stronger than all of us indiv
SanctimoniousJaz (1:50:49 AM): idually, but not put together. We won't let you do that.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:52:10 AM): But what if I become like Maria or Victoria?
SanctimoniousJaz (1:53:34 AM): That's definitely not going to happen. You're a much, much better person. And I don't know about Victoria, but you're in much
SanctimoniousJaz (1:53:54 AM): *a much different setting than Maria. You won't have that kind of temptation.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:54:44 AM): I'm kinda scared about him changing me.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:55:18 AM): Why? It's what you've been wanting, isn't it?
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:55:51 AM): Yes I want it.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:56:15 AM): Then what is scaring you?
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:56:33 AM): I mean I'm kinda afraid that he won't love me the same way. I won't be his singer anymore.
SanctimoniousJaz (1:57:19 AM): Oh Bella, your blood is hardly even a reason why he loves you. There's so much else, it's a lot deeper than that. Of course he
SanctimoniousJaz (1:57:28 AM): will still love you the same. Probably more.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:57:42 AM): Or that he would come to find out that he lived the humaness in me too much and find interest in omeone else
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:57:59 AM): *loved
SanctimoniousJaz (1:58:39 AM): He does love your human qualities, but you becoming one of us is certainly not going to lessen his love for you, much less
SanctimoniousJaz (1:59:02 AM): give him reason to find an interest in someone else. There's never been anyone else, Bella. 109 years, and you're the only one
SanctimoniousJaz (1:59:10 AM): Doesn't that count for something?
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:59:34 AM): Yes.
FORKS OWN JULIET (1:59:48 AM): It does.
SanctimoniousJaz (2:00:37 AM): There you go. You really don't need to worry about Edward at all. If only you had my ability you wouldn't be doubting him
SanctimoniousJaz (2:00:40 AM): even in the slightest bit.
FORKS OWN JULIET (2:01:18 AM): I hope I get an ability.
SanctimoniousJaz (2:01:38 AM): You might. There's really no way of knowing beforehand, though.

[Jasper Whitlock Hale]

FORKS OWN JULIET (5:20:50 PM): jasper you have to talk to him.
SanctimoniousJaz (5:21:09 PM): To whom?
FORKS OWN JULIET (5:21:14 PM): edward.
FORKS OWN JULIET (5:21:18 PM): he says he's going to leave.
FORKS OWN JULIET (5:21:26 PM): that he's going to try to escape.
FORKS OWN JULIET (5:21:35 PM): but he's so far from himself, he'll massacre the city.
SanctimoniousJaz (5:22:01 PM): I'm on it.
FORKS OWN JULIET (5:22:47 PM): you don't think he really would do it would he?
SanctimoniousJaz (5:23:12 PM): .... Let's hope not.
FORKS OWN JULIET (5:46:52 PM): please tell me he's staying.
SanctimoniousJaz (5:47:43 PM): He better.
SanctimoniousJaz (5:47:45 PM): I'm working on it.
FORKS OWN JULIET (5:47:57 PM): i'm trying to get him to think of something else.
FORKS OWN JULIET (5:48:04 PM): i'm even resorting to wedding details.
SanctimoniousJaz (5:50:59 PM): Is it working?
FORKS OWN JULIET (5:51:06 PM): i don't know.
SanctimoniousJaz (5:51:22 PM): Keep trying, he's still a bit... flustered.
FORKS OWN JULIET (5:51:36 PM): what else do i say?
SanctimoniousJaz (5:52:27 PM): Whatever you think will make him cool off.
FORKS OWN JULIET (5:56:23 PM): i don't know what to do jasper.
FORKS OWN JULIET (5:56:32 PM): he says that if i come, he'll kill me.
SanctimoniousJaz (5:57:12 PM): .....It's a very, very, very slim possibility.
FORKS OWN JULIET (5:58:27 PM): what happened?!!
FORKS OWN JULIET (5:58:41 PM): jasper where did he go?!
SanctimoniousJaz (5:59:15 PM): Victoria probably just came over or something, it's fine. Don't panic.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:00:18 PM): jasper, i don't know what to do.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:00:35 PM): Stay calm, for one.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:00:52 PM): i'm not one to normally keep calm jasper, you know me.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:01:40 PM): Give it a shot? You're not going to get anything accomplished if you're not thinking straight.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:02:05 PM): i think i'm going to be sick.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:03:28 PM): Take some medicine or lay down or whatever it is you do for that.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:04:52 PM): Do you want to stay over here? I can probably help a little bit.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:05:20 PM): i don't want you to be uncomfortable jasper.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:05:29 PM): especially if alice isn't there to keep you in line.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:07:32 PM): I'll hunt first. Just... no papercuts. It'll be fine.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:09:23 PM): i don't want you to be uncomfortable jasper.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:10:00 PM): You're like a broken record. You're the one who needs to feel comfortable right now, Bella, not me.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:10:58 PM): but you're the one fighting the urge not to kill me.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:11:12 PM): so you'd be more uncomfortable than me.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:11:31 PM): Eh. I've been through worse, I can handle it.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:11:50 PM): I'd come over there, but I think that would upset and confuse your father a bit, to say the least.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:15:17 PM): well yeah, its charlie what do you think?
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:22:22 PM): i have to go jasper.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:22:27 PM): Can you blame him? He's your father and doesn't even really know who I am, he can't see my scars but I'm sure I'm still a little bit... off looking. Andon top of that, he's a cop. Come on.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:22:39 PM): of course you're off.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:22:45 PM): i'll give you a call if i need anything.
SanctimoniousJaz (6:22:57 PM): Haha. alright, Bella. Try not to have a breakdown.
FORKS OWN JULIET (6:23:13 PM): i can't guarentee anything.

[Jasper Whitlock Hale]

FORKS OWN JULIET (8:37:04 PM): distract me please.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:37:11 PM): anything, i don't care right now.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:37:18 PM): just please jasper. i think i'm going insane.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:37:34 PM): What's wrong now?
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:38:05 PM): just everything in general.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:38:49 PM): I can still come get you, if you'd like. It's not like I have to sleep or anything.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:39:20 PM): i don't know.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:39:27 PM): don't you think i should stay here in case milo comes?
SanctimoniousJaz (8:39:45 PM): Does he have a phone on him or something?
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:39:58 PM): i tried calling, and the number was disconnected.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:40:24 PM): Hmm. Did he tell you when he might be here?
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:41:06 PM): not entirely.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:45:30 PM): Is Charlie home?
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:46:15 PM): no, he's over in la push with billy black.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:46:54 PM): billy's like freaking out that jake hasn't come home in weeks.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:48:01 PM): I don't like Jacob, but I do feel bad for his father. Jacob seems very inconsiderate.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:48:32 PM): jacob has a one track mind.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:48:40 PM): i don't even remember why he left in the first place.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:50:19 PM): I'm sure it was anger-related. The kid's got serious temper issues.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:50:28 PM): Feeling better yet?
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:51:18 PM): not really. my stomach is bunching up in little coils and my hands are shaking
SanctimoniousJaz (8:52:11 PM): You are one hundred percent free to say no and I will completely understand, but since you don't want to leave in case Ricci shows up, do you want me to come over there?
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:52:43 PM): you come here?
SanctimoniousJaz (8:53:06 PM): That's the general idea, yes.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:53:20 PM): now, how uncomfortable would you be jasper?
SanctimoniousJaz (8:53:32 PM): I can handle it.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:53:39 PM): It's you I'm worried about here, still.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:54:36 PM): and i'm concerned about you. what if ... i cut myself on something, or scratch a bug bite and cause it to bleed?
SanctimoniousJaz (8:55:01 PM): Just... don't do that?
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:55:23 PM): see, you wouldn't be able to control yourself. thus; you being uncomfortable.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:56:22 PM): I would too be able to control myself. One hundred percent comfortable Jasper. Honestly.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:57:11 PM): i'm horrible company. really boring.
SanctimoniousJaz (8:57:29 PM): You couldn't possibly be any more boring than an empty house, could you?
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:57:42 PM): where's emmett and rose?
SanctimoniousJaz (8:58:21 PM): They may or may not be in the process of making up. Personally, I'm glad they're not around.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:59:39 PM): well that's good.
FORKS OWN JULIET (8:59:47 PM): what's the news with alice and whats-his-face?
SanctimoniousJaz (9:00:54 PM): He's trying to help her with something... or something.... I'm not sure, but I'm working on it. I'm not supposed to be, but eh.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:02:32 PM): So do you want me to come over or would you rather I not? It's completely up to you.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:02:56 PM): if you think you're able to handle it jasper, then i don't see the harm in it.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:03:54 PM): I'll be fine.... Maybe to be safe you should Bella-proof the house first, though. You know, saftey gates, pads on the corners, hide the sharp objects... ;D
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:04:06 PM): oh shut up.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:04:17 PM): what do you think charlie does in his spare time anyways.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:04:37 PM): Seriously? Ahaha that's too funny.
SanctimoniousJaz (9:04:44 PM): Alright, I'm going to hunt really quick first.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:04:46 PM): sarcasm jasper.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:04:49 PM): okay.
FORKS OWN JULIET (9:04:54 PM): i'll see you soon i guess?
SanctimoniousJaz (9:05:19 PM): Yeah. Try not get sick everywhere or something, though. Be there soon.