Clue on in to channel six and you will see a delicious new reality show. And what is it? Oh yes; 'The Divorcees'. So many people sign up for reality shows now a day, do they realize who else may be signing up as well? People like their ex wives or husbands? Old feelings, new feelings and of course, some drama all melded into too many people in one mansion. Who will you be?
Ever been to a concert? What the hell am I saying, of course you have. It's a great experience isn't it? The flashing lights, the loud bass you can feel in your chest, the crowd surfing. Who wouldn't love it?! Well guess what. There's a new tour coming to YOUR town. Trash Flavored Trash Records has pulled all their bands together to rock the shit out of the Declaration of War tour. Be sure and catch it when it comes to your town. Who knows who you could run into. I hear several internet stars are coming out to show their support, and probably because they love the bands...or are dating the bass player or someone. So come out and rock out to the best bands in town. I'm sure if you hang around the merch tents, you'll be able to score an autograph or picture with someone. The band members are always around there. the declaration of war tour. come ch-ch-ch-check us out, okay? shake it, rock it out!