This is Raph. Don't call him Raphael, or he will be very tempted to kick you in the mouth. The only person who has ever called him that is his mother and well....we won't go there. But he's never had a job, never been to school and he probably wouldn't have learned to read if he didn't steal books from people. He was "raised" by his sister, Emma, but it's hard to say she could do too good of a job at it, since she is only two years older than he is. He's never really lived in a house since he was around six, and doesn't really have any sense of self control. He smokes, drinks and screws what he wants, basically. He was bitten by some asshole his sister was banging, and he hasn't seen his sister in three years, so he assumes the same asshole probably killed her. Yeah, he's got a peachy life.
This is probably a short list. Raph's not exactly the easiest person to get along with, but he'll still hang out with anyone who wants to. He may have a lot of acquaintances, but actual friends are pretty rare.
This is a bit easier category to fill. Raph is pretty easy to annoy, so he probably won't like you simply if he thinks your voice bothers him. It's been even worse ever since he got bitten. He's pretty bitchy, so it's easy for people to dislike him
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So, Raph will basically screw close to anything that breathes. He doesn't have a hard time finding someone willing to either. As long as he doesn't snap in the middle of it, he's usually alright. And that's only happened once or twice, so you have a pretty good chance of making it out okay.
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