a new doggie door, FOR CIDNEY

CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : Oh my Gooooooooooood.
CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : I think my dog figured out how to open the door.
CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : But I'm not sure because I haven't seen her actually do it...
CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : This isn't good, if she has figured it out.
CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : What if she, like, escapes?!

CID THE SLOTH

Lock it, you goose.
How can a dog, with no opposable thumbs, open a door?

CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : Oh... I guess that works...
CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : I don't know how she did it!
CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : She's really smart. I don't even know how she can jump that high in the first place, she's only a foot tall!
CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : All I know is that door was SO not open earlier...

CID THE SLOTH

Maybe you have a ghost then...
Or maybe someone broke in.
Anything stolen?
Still got your panties on?

CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : I don't think I have a ghost or a burglar.
CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : But no, I don't have my panties on.
CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : I just got out of the shower and didn't want to get dressed.
CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : And I live alone so I didn't figure it mattered.

CID THE SLOTH

Ah, well, maybe someone stole your panties while you were in the shower.
It's been known to happen.
Trust me.
I've done it more than once.

CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : You've stollen my panties while I was in the shower before?
CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : That's rather naughty of you.

CID THE SLOTH

Well not yours personally.
But if I ever got the chance, I probably would.
I like stealing panties.

CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : I'll remember to keep an eye on you if you're ever in my house then.
CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : So you'll have to be pretty sneaky if you want to get away with it.
CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : That's totally a challenge, by the way.

CID THE SLOTH

-insert snort here-
That's not a challenge.
Now a challenge, would be stealing your panties off you.
>:3

CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : Well then...
CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : Good luck on that one.
CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : Because I tend to notice when people've got their hands down there.
CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : Usually.

CID THE SLOTH

Just because you notice when someone hands are down there doesn't mean I wouldn't be able to steal your panties.
I'm pretty good at getting people naked...

CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : Well when you put it that way.
CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : Maybe I'll just steal your panties.
CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : What then, hmm?

CID THE SLOTH

You'd have nothing to stare at when you're perving on me at work.
And in turn you'd have no reason to fall off your chair.

CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : Actually I'd have something very interesting to stare at if you were without panties.
CHILLIN LIKE A VILLEN : And in turn I might fall out of my chair even more often.