Title: HEY. YOU. YEAH, YOU!
Astrid Lemercier - March 29, 2010 07:45 AM (GMT)
ILY ASTRID: Dude, I just totally broke your phone.
ILY ASTRID: It smashed into like a billion pieces!
ILY ASTRID: It was so awesome, but dude.
ILY ASTRID: You've got no phone now.
ILY ASTRID: Sucks for you!
Emmanuelle Lemercier - March 29, 2010 04:29 PM (GMT)
E.LEMERCIER: You're ridiculous.
E.LEMERCIER: Do you realize I actually need my phone?
E.LEMERCIER: Which one was it?
E.LEMERCIER: The blackberry or the flip phone?
Astrid Lemercier - March 29, 2010 05:34 PM (GMT)
ILY ASTRID: I am not ridiculous Mother, I am a genius.
ILY ASTRID: I was seeing just how durable your beloved phone really is.
ILY ASTRID: They lied to you, you should sue them for false advertising.
ILY ASTRID: It was the flip phone.
ILY ASTRID: It's so ugly anyway! I did you a favor.
Emmanuelle Lemercier - March 30, 2010 04:10 PM (GMT)
E.LEMERCIER: In case you haven't noticed,
E.LEMERCIER: a cellphone is used to make calls.
E.LEMERCIER: It doesn't have to be durable.
E.LEMERCIER: I'm not a construction worker.
E.LEMERCIER: The fucking flip phone?
E.LEMERCIER: I use that to actually talk with people, Astrid.
E.LEMERCIER: Fuck. I'm going to have to get another one now.
E.LEMERCIER: And I'll have to memorize a new number.
E.LEMERCIER: Thanks, Astrid.
E.LEMERCIER: You're really helpful.
Astrid Lemercier - March 30, 2010 05:20 PM (GMT)
ILY ASTRID: In case you haven't noticed, that phone was supposed to survive a drop.
ILY ASTRID: So if anything, you should be upset with the phone company.
ILY ASTRID: You actually talk with people?
ILY ASTRID: Jesus Christ! Somebody call the press, I have tonight's headline.
ILY ASTRID: Oh boo hoo, you have to memorize a new number.
ILY ASTRID: You're from the Stone Age, you had to memorize everything before there even were cell phones!
ILY ASTRID: No problem, Mother.
ILY ASTRID: This is a lesson, you know.
ILY ASTRID: In appreciating what you have.
ILY ASTRID: So, you know... YOU'RE WELCOME!
Emmanuelle Lemercier - March 30, 2010 05:49 PM (GMT)
E.LEMERCIER: I doubt you dropped it.
E.LEMERCIER: You probably threw it a wall.
E.LEMERCIER: Oh, really amusing, Astrid.
E.LEMERCIER: You're impossible, you know that?
E.LEMERCIER: And ridiculous.
E.LEMERCIER: Still working at that mediocre store?
Astrid Lemercier - March 30, 2010 05:52 PM (GMT)
ILY ASTRID: That hurts, Mother. It really does.
ILY ASTRID: I would never throw something at a wall...
ILY ASTRID: Impossible, maybe, but ridiculous?
ILY ASTRID: That's just insulting.
ILY ASTRID: Why yes, actually, I am.
ILY ASTRID: It's actually not so bad, I get a whole bunch of movies for free.
ILY ASTRID: I even get free pornos, so I know what you're getting for your hundredth birthday!
Emmanuelle Lemercier - March 30, 2010 05:59 PM (GMT)
E.LEMERCIER: Pornographic films?
E.LEMERCIER: I still don't see why you don't go to school and get a degree for something.
E.LEMERCIER: Don't you want to make something of yourself?
E.LEMERCIER: Instead of a nobody who works at a video store that will most likely close down in a few years' time?
Astrid Lemercier - March 30, 2010 06:47 PM (GMT)
ILY ASTRID: You have to admit, you do need the help.
ILY ASTRID: How many times have I told you this?
ILY ASTRID: I'm taking a year off before I go to university, Christ.
ILY ASTRID: Like you're one to talk, it's not like you went and made something of yourself.
ILY ASTRID: You're not exactly the best role model, you know.
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