ಎ WELCOME

[trepidation]

DEAR ERIK
i am sorry i made you, and then isntead of giving you a wonderful first time in a nice warm happy world, i stuck you in a land of misery and death, with human-munching zombies and no humanity. i am sorry that i had you fall for a dead boy, and then separate you (it was ALEXS FAULT TOO D:) and force you to be conflicted between the human friend you thought you lost and the dead lover you were taken from. <3 i am also sorry for anything that happens later.
ilu. :D


DEAR CHRISTEN
I AM SORRY...
wait.
why do i apologize? you like bleeding every where and feeling like someone fucked you with a crowbar, you like being raped (pretty much) by older pedo's, and you do enjoy being an ass.

wait. oh yeah, i am sorry that you have found your self in a weird awkward situation in which you don't want a one night stand. ilu as well.

DEAR MARCUS
so sorry about your voice D: it was amazing, in that other roleplay you were in, before we killed your lover and then left you moping and sad. i am sorry you are stuck with a stupid, can't shut his mouth, bastard who is actually a succubus trying to get your soul for satan.
you are still an amazing guitar player though <3

DEAR MATT
bitch, i be sorry you are a COP, and that i can't describe you well (yet) and that you are living with a crazy murdering bastard who will most likely play head games with you.
at least you are sexy.
:D

DEAR TRACE
sorry your name is weird, that your pokemanz never listen, that your best friend is part of TG, that you can't help but loose everything and trip over air! you are klutz. it makes you cute?

DEAR JOHNNY
dude, you is going to get pedo-raep'd, or sexed up or what ever. and you live in the Great Depression. i couldn't have picked a worse time area-thing to put you in. D: but at least Joey is polite (i hope), and well. you always have the Outfit. Right?

[catybug705]

Dear Lucien

I'm sorry that your a vampire. I'm sorry that you wan't to kill yourself because you lost you only true love. I'm sorry that your sister died, and I'm just basically sorry for making your life so fucked up.

Dear Thanatos

I'm sorry for making you an evil demonic tyrant....wait nevermind, you enjoy being just that, don't you?

Dear Avilina

I'm sorry for making you Thanatos's mutt of a daughter. I'm sorry for making you basically suicidal. I'm sorry for people hating you. And I'm sorry for your psychotic, fucked up personality.

But at least you're not evil like your father, right?

[Dani]

Dear Amanda,
I am sorry that you are going to be raped soon. I am sorry that your sister doesn't care about you. I am sorry that you aren't allowed to read Harry Potter. xD

Dear Devon,
I'm sorry that your father is Draco Malfoy. I am sorry that he doesn't want you with Danika. I am sorry that you are so.. poetic. Wait, I like that. Heh. And I am NOT sorry that you and Danika are in love. (:

[audacity]

DEAR AUDREY,
i am sorry that your mother is a crazy rich whore and your father never has time for you. i'm sorry that you fell in love with a guy who was only playing around with you and dumped you for no reason. i'm sorry that you have the fakest friendship with felicity and that you're fucking her boyfriend because he tricks you into it. i'm sorry that you get felicity's dirty seconds as a relationship, but at least he'll love you. i'm sorry for making you champion, even though you can blame the rest of the world for that. i'm sorry that i dealt you so much stuff that it seems like a burden to wake up each and every single day. i'm sorry that your life sucks. it'll be over soon.

love,
ral. :D

[Firefly]

Dear Alistair,
I'm sorry that I killed off your parents, especially your mom. I'm sorry your father was a gambler and an idiot who was basically responsible for his own death (and your mother's). I'm sorry you've spent your whole life being shipped from home to home, and torn away whenever you were in one place long enough to find a friend. I'm sorry you are about to be sucked into Wonderland where you will probably end up having to fight a war and/or use logic, to end it.

Dear Myrn,
Even though you weren't my character, I feel I must apologize to you, because I helped your creator come up with many of the things that happened to you. I'm sorry you were a slave and got raped. I'm sorry you escaped, and got raped. I'm sorry your lover was forced to marry some girl, while you were once again enslaved and raped. I'm sorry about the Chinese water torture. I'm sorry you thought your lover had forgotten you and really loved his wife. I'm sorry you tried to kill yourself because of it. I'm sorry his wife died in childbirth, and you thought it was somehow your fault. I'm sorry about the cane and the rape. I'm sorry your mother is a crazy bitch who also tried to force you into marriage. I'm sorry she threatened to kill your lover after he was already half dead from wandering through the desert in Arabia. I'm sorry you almost drowned on the way to Arabia. I'm sorry that every time you think you can be happy, something bad happens (like rape) again.

[Parks Heart]

Dear Ri,

Wow. First of all, I'm sorry I haven't thought of you in ages. You were a great character even if I only used you in one somewhat continuous roleplay. You were great, there for me when I was just starting out this thing.

I'm sorry you were a vampire. There was nothing I could really do, you know, but I'm sorry it happened to you. A lot of things went wrong while you were around, because I made you a bit of an attention hog. You constantly got drunk and made a fool of yourself. I didn't mean to do that to you. It just...happened.

I'm sorry you got in fights. With everyone. Even MD occasionally. You didn't mean to be such a bitch, I'm sure, and I'm sorry I portrayed you as such. It wasn't fair of me. But what else was I going to do with a pissed off vampire who smoked and drank and had violence issues? (I'm sorry I made you like that. All of my characters end up like that eventually. Well, they used to.)

I'm sorry you were accidentally almost named after a country. How was I supposed to know about a country called Samaria? Honestly. And then your nickname. It caused so many problems. First, you were Sam. Bet there was already a Sam in those circles. So then your were Ria. But that confused friends of Rio. So you became Ri. (It's pronounced Rye, if you ever wondered.)

Well, I truly am sorry for everything that I've done to you. As well as things that other people have done. You were a great character. 'Specially for a chick with purple hair and eyes.

With Love Forever,
Ophy

[Faye]

Dear Nameless Demon,

I'm sorry that I never gave you a name. I'm also sorry that you're basically a big puddle of oily stuff. I'm sorry I never gave you a gender but big oil puddles don't usually have genders so...I'm also sorry about the fact you were only ever used once.

Dear all my virus victims,

I'm sorry you all died in a horribly painful way but it was fun to imagine. I'm also sorry that I'm still thinking over a proper way to make into a roleplay. I'm sorry to all the parents who watched their kids die in the first chunk because it was all their fault really that the virus got spread. I'm sorry to Great Britain that the rest of the world basically said "screw you," when the virus broke out. I'm also sorry that I can't think of a way to continue the story but it's fun to keep imagining what ways the virus could mutate and kill everyone else even more painfully.

[Winger]

Dear Alex,

Dude, I am sorry for your entire life xD You got the shortest end of the stick I could conceive of, and the fact you're still alive and (relatively) sane is a miracle.

I'm sorry about your height. That started off as a total misjudgement on my part, and before it could be rectified your official nickname was 'midget'. It does make you an interesting protagonist though? :D

I'm sorry that you have a life expectancy of about another couple of years if you're insanely lucky. Being born for an apocalypse RP just wasn't going to give you great chances.

And, although I didn't write it, I am really, really sorry about that fic where Shep bones you. Seriously. You cannot imagine my sorrow for you e__e

Dear Jinx.

Sorry 'bout your name >> That's what you get for being spawned back in the days of my early forays into roleplaying? I tried to make up for it by giving you a legitimate reason for the name, but I still feel that it's hard to take someone named Jinx seriously. Even if you're an accomplished killer.

Also, sorry for my curiosity making you go OOC and majicking up Kezendies. Or maybe I should be apologising to Kez.

[trepidation]

Dear Alex
sorry that you were born for a gifted school roleplay, and at first you were only a side character who ended up having way too many powers (though i fixed that later on yes?). i am sorry i didn't write well back then. i am sorry your eyes keep changing colors. i am sorry you had this power where if you touched something and weren't concetrating it would die. i am sorry that you fell in a love with a girl who kept running away, or trying. i am not sorry that you still love her. i am sorry you watched one of your friends blow herself up to save the school. i am sorry you got kidnapped and taken away from your girl who just decided to stay! i am sorry you got tortured. i am sorry you where mutated, and now have large black wings (LOL WINGS), and i am sorry you almost killed your girl when you escaped the facility (sorry you watched your friends die there, bub). i am sorry your favourite teacher got killed. i am sorry for your life in general. i am also sorry that you ended up separating from your girl, and then meeting her later on in the world. so sorry that i never finished this roleplay D:
and sorry you had a bunch of cousins and crazy dead chicks chasing you around. <3 that always sucks.

Dear Timmy
sorry i gave you a weird name. sorry that you were insane, and where a horrible side character. sorry i made haylee hate you because you tried to force alex under a love spell so you could sleep with him. i am sorry you got attacked by a demon and turned into an oily blob and then go kill'd by alex. <3 your life sucked.

Dear Pat
dude.
sorry for the name.
D: sorry that your friends died, sorry that your life was shit, sorry you got taken away at a young age and your powers were abused, sorry you have metal wings (LOL MOAR WINGS), sorry you fell in love with a human and it pissed haylee off, sorry you keep almost dying. but at least you are in love!



dear tristen
dude. so fucking sorry that i made you an alcoholic and made you abuse your lover, and he ran away. sorry that your life was shit for a while, sorry you didn't have a proper upbringing. sorry sorry sorry that you have a crazy ex who got you drunk and slept with you, knowing your lover would come home and see you and her together. yeah sorry. and sorry you are going to be happy with your lover and kids, married and everything, only to be brainwashed.
<3 [/b]

dear L
sorry i called you L. i didn't watch deathnote at the time, i swear. but just so you know, your death (idea for it) happened on the same day i read the DN book of L dying. sorry your mom made you be a girl. sorry you had to live with an asshole who you ended up loving. sorry you got attacked by a whore-bag at his school. sorry you didn't grow to be old! sorry your 'real' name was Lyn.
sorry that after you died you got bored of heaven and fell in love with another asshole who lived in a time when sex was a sin. sorry that you had to clean mirrors. sorry you almost DIED in heaven (how is that possible lol XD ). sorry i didn;t finish this rolepaly.

[Duck Tails]

Dear Kai
Sorry that your best friends turned out to be pricks and attacked your boyfriend. Oh and sorry I decided to kill off your first love. Sorry that I made you a depressed bastard for quite a while. Sorry that your lover fell off a horse. Sorry that I made you get in a fight with Cam... And then let him cheat on you... Yeah. Sorry about that. And for all the rest of the angest I'll cause you. I love you and your sexy purple eyes.

Dear Kaden
Sorry that you had awful parents, and that you lived on the streets. Sorry that you were unsure about your sexuality for a while. Sorry that your lover got drunk and slept with his ex. And then beat you after. Sorry that I made you a cutter. Sorry that you had a crazy anti-gay ex that wanted to stop your marriage. Sorry you got sent to jail... Sorry that you're finally happy and your lover is going to get brainwashed.

Dear Marie
Sorry that your just a side character.... And that I tried to start an actual rp with you and it died right away. I'm sure you would've been very happy un-married with Micheal.

Dear Luna/Jackie/Penny/Lilly
Sorry your always just the female roommate in my rps.

Dear Echo
Your so cool. Sorry I can never make a rp last with you. Oh and that people are always trying to ruin your lake. People just don't like lake spirits I guess. So sorry baybee. Ily.

Dear Charile
Sorry you didn't like heaven. Sorry that you had a really suck job there. Sorry that you were kinda plain looking. Sorry that L really annoyed you. Sorry that you died in the first place. Sorry that touching makes you uncomfortable because you were born so long ago... When sex was a major sin. Sorry I let your rp die. I still love you lots.

Dear Maverick
Not much has happened to you yet. But sorry that you're falling in love with a married man, and you don't even know it.

[Egocentric Plastic Man]

Dear Scotch

I'm sorry first of all for changing you name a hundred times, and then forgetting your previous identities. I'm sorry for forgetting about you for a few months. And I'm sorry I have such strange taste in men, but really, I don't think you mind being a high, drunk, sex maniac.


Dear Charlie

I'm sorry for making you without an arm. I'm sorry that I have some weird obsession with missing limbs, but you really do look adorable despite that stump of an arm you have. I'm sorry that I made you so happy when you probably want to complain and be evil like my other characters. I'm also sorry that in making you so happy, you also have so many troubles...and cry. Haha. And I'm sorry for laughing just now.


Dear Miles

I'm sorry for giving you so much crap, and taking your werewolfism away from you. That was really mean of me. I'm sorry for forcing you to always be so depressed. And I hope you don't expect me to apologize for making you so tall and dark and skinny...because you know you're damn sexy.

[Violincest]

Dear Sven
I'm sorry I made you so fucked up in the head, and then placed you in the hands of Theo. Personally, I like Theo, and I think Alex makes some of the best characters in the world. But really, I should be nurturing your poor, confused mind. Ah well. It's not like anyone's going to kill you or anything. At least not that I know of anyway. >_>;

Dear Anthony
I'm sorry that I don't really like you. You're not all that fucked up in head. You're just an egotistical pedophile. Which sounds like a lot, but if you look at the rest of my brain children, you'll see that you're quite normal. Perhaps I'll come up with a better life-purpose than to just rape small children.

Dear Trick
I'm not sorry for anything that happens to you, mostly because you deserve to live with that badass sexy cop. And, yes, I do realize how hard it must be to be a serial killer and live with a police-student at the same time. Get over it. You'll warm up to him.

Dear Eben
Sorry for brain storming with Kazi and deciding that you should be with the one type of person in the world that you hate the most. You just need to learn that you can't hit people all the time. It's not nice, damn it. Hopefully Joziah's druggie-ness will bring you out of your battle-phase.

My other darlings
Sorry that you're all so neglected that you don't even get apologies.

[cheschire.cat]

Dear Kieran
Where to begin? Sorry I made you be egotistical so you were attacked and turned into a vampire by a half-pedo. Sorry you never saw your family again. Sorry you fell in love with the half-pedo. Sorry that I killed the half-pedo in the storyline and made it entirely your fault. Sorry that you're so intelligent and smart because of how long you've lived you can't relate to anyone. Sorry I made you a sarcastic, 'I'm-better-than-you' asshole. You might be happy about that, but every one hates you. Sorry it's more or less physically impossible to kill yourself. Have a nice life.

Dear Deucalion/Cal
Sorry for the stupid name. Sorry for the even stupider nickname. I'm sorry I made your father never love you and your mother die of illness. Sorry your brother was killked by enemies of your family. Sorry your half-sister whom you loved, was shipped off to France for a arranged marriage and you don't get to see her. Sorry that your lover killed herself because she thought she was holding you back.
Oh, and the drug addiction thing?
Totally my bad.

Dear Sera
Sorry your family situation makes me laugh. Sorry your mother is negligent and your father abused you in everyway imaginable. Sorry you have a bad attitude and trust no one. Sorry I pretty much made you a bitch. Sorry you're secretly in love with your twin brother (we will note that he is not a bitch. What the hell happened to you? ...Oh). Anyway, sorry you have no parent figure who loves you and you'll probably never be happy.