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Hmmm. Is it just me, or does Epilson seem to have the least amount of members?

Also, I'm reading Brave New World, and the lowest class is the Epilson class. And if you are the lowest of the low, the Epilson Semi-Moron. Brilliant!

Now, about earning some points --

Trinity actually has the least amount of members.
Epsilon has the least amount of -active- members.
We tend to get the quiet, arty types -- and they're the types that forum-hop.
:/
Not much we can do about it.

We have been sorted into Epsilon because Caleb knows we're quiet and inactive.
One day, after all the oceans dry up, the all mighty Caleb plans to get rid of us all! D:

And, the Epsilon Semi-Moron would be me. :3

Suddenly 'Epilson' seems like a code word for 'Star of David'.

Extermination is inevitable.

LULZ
YES
CALEB THE GAY IS GOING TO KILL ALL US EPSILONS
IT'S LIKE THE HOLOCAUST
IT CAN BE THE PROPOCAUST
CTG WILL WIPE US ALL OUT VIA CONCENTRATION CAMPS AND GAS CHAMBERS
















WTF XDDDDDDDDD

IT WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY, JUST YOU WAIT.

Heil to the furry reich!

So, pretty much you guys.
I'm brand new to this.
And I am sooo not a quiet thinker-type.

Laugh. Out. Loud.

But whateverr.
As long as you guys make me laugh, I'll love you forever,
Promises and promises.

Maybe your writing gave that sort of impression? I'll have to take a peek at your audition, just out of curiosity. :'> I'm sure you were meant for us!

haha, well, we've recently changed the sorting system, so personalities don't really take a big role anymore. >_>; it's the writing style, now.

Oh -- oh dear. Will quiet, mild-mannered Epsilon become another crazy, virtual food-ridden home for the colorfully insane? Only time will tell. Hopefully writing style correlates to personality.

oh sh--
i really hope not.
i really sincerely hope not.
i will stab them.
all of them.
;_;

Generally, I find, writing style is often changed upon your personality. Those that are more calm and laid back have such a writing style, and those that are more... "FWAH!", for lack of a better word, also have such a writing style.
So, don't expect dear old (...old? xD) Epsilon to become some frat house, any time soon.





...I hope. ;D

hope not.
i don't think you guys have a copy of the New Sorting System, so here is the criteria for epsilon:

"Extremely stylized with long, flowing sentences and extreme vocabulary. Think Anne Rice-esque. Length is another major factor here. The writer pays a lot of attention to description and setting. The way the characters interact with the environment is very delicate, for lack of a better word.

Character’s emotions are also well established in Epsilon’s writing, though more dramatically, unlike Palindrome’s. "

I will help you with the stabbing Ravey. I'll hold, you stab.

Not quite sure how I feel about that new criteria for the sorting system, so I'll just stare at it and frown until I figure it out.

BAH.
I like the new sorting system.
Makes me feel older then what I really am

Truthfully, when I saw the new criteria, and that Epsilon was for 'quiet thinkers', I personally though to myself, "Don't be in that one. That's for the sucky people."

And then I got put in it.
SLAP IN THE FACE.
But you know what?
Now that you guys are my friends,
I'm okay.

haertzalkhsdlah.