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[samurai blues]

We have all done it.
Stuck our characters in the most awkward situations, given them the most ridiculous names and paired them up with the most unlikely partners. We've dressed them in terrible clothes, made them choke out embarrassing words and possibly caused them to die in the most savage of ways. It's about time we apologize to them for all of the horrible things we have put them through. What have they ever done to us? :<

I've seen a few of these boards before and they can be entertaining.
Apologize to them for whatever. Just have fun with it. ;v

[petvampire]

XD Oh yes. Oh very much yes.

Dear Stace:
I'm sorry about that one really incredibly awkward one-night stand. Yeah, not even sure how that happened. Also? About you getting the crap kicked out of you all the time? Yeah, sorry.

Dear Ness:
I'M SORRY FOR YOUR MISERABLE EXISTENCE.
Oh wait, you enjoy it. >.>;
Never mind then.

[left over cocaine]

riley, i'm sorry i made you sing george michael's 'faith'.

[mechanical]

Oh god Derek that made me smile. :D

Bailey;
I am really sorry that you have never been alive in a role play. You are always a corpse. I understand how this must make you feel (dead) and I know it must be terrible for you (or not; because you are dead) and I promise one day you will be deeper than eating human flesh and seducing necrophiliacs with your cold, dead charm.

[samurai blues]

DEAR AIDEN
I'm sorry I gave you four more siblings, three of which torture you endlessly. I did it out of love.
I am sorry you have been around for five years with no purpose.
I'm sorry your name is Aiden. It was cool at the time.
I'm sorry you started out as a Neopet. It was also cool at the time.

DEAR DAMIEN
I'm sorry you are a) a vampire b) a broody rich kid who broods for no reason other than the last two reasons stated.
I am sorry you have also not had any purpose for five years.

DEAR SEBASTIAN
I'm sorry you got assfucked by a wildebeast.

DEAR SETH
I'm sorry I put you through so much emotional turmoil, you poor shit.
I am also sorry I made you sing George Michael's 'Faith.'

[ravey can eat ghosts]

dear zorby,
i'm sorry you have eight million different personalities.

dear anton,
i'm sorry that you're dead and that i'll never, ever use you again. but you are so special to me. <3

dear damien,
i'm sorry you always end up assfucked by your older brother/stepbrother/twin/teacher/principal.

&

dear asia,
i'm sorry you're constantly pregnant.
and i'm sorry you'll never be used again. i would if i could, babes. :c

[Ill;Faith]

MON CHERE, MALHAIRER;

All in all, I'm just sorry that you'll wander the Earth forever and ever, in a futile attempt to find true love (which won't happen, because you are a big, masochistic tramp with the emotional maturity of a four year old and a very, very bad attitude).

[Maddie]

dear tech,
i'm sorry that i paired you up with someone who is currently the sex toy of a creepy middle-aged woman.
i'm also sorry you have such a nerdy name (it fits, stfu)
i'm also sorry you have to wear orange because it clashes horribly with your skin tone.

dear tori,
i'm sorry i killed you off. i decided i didn't like you anymore. so.... suck it.

dear nicholas,
i'm sorry i am shit at portraying your disorder correctly. i am working on it.

[petvampire]

Dear Liena:
I'm sorry about the dress. Really, REALLY sorry. And I'm sorry you're so very, very white.

[Ill;Faith]

TO MY DEAR SEBATION;

I'm sorry I created you for a time period where there were no laws against daddies stabbing their children in the backs of their hands with salad forks.

[petvampire]

Dear Skye:
I'm sorry your ultimate uber-story died. Also, I'm sorry I planned to let you be kidnapped. And also, I'm sorry about your hippie mother and her penchant for giving her children awful hippie names.

Dear Aster/Roth/Astaroth:
I'm sorry you have too many names to count. Also, I'm sorry you're stuck with that one random chick. >.>;

Dear Athiel:
Sorry about the crucifixion.

love pv

[matt]

Dear Tyson,
I apologize that I don't use you often. Trust me, I'd like to. But you're an arrogant bastard. I'm sorry for that. I'm also sorry that you never seem to wear a shirt during your roleplays. That is due directly to the fact that you are unimaginably gorgeous, for which I also apologize. I'm sorry that, despite your lack of virginity, you have never once "gotten some" during the course of the roleplay. Finally, I'd like to apologize for your straightness. Don't worry, though. I'm sure someone on this site will be able to bend you bi for a roleplay, even though you are usually a flamboyant homophobe.
Your creator,
Matt

[Dani]

Dear Mini-me,
I am sorry that you are just like me. I am sorry I didn't give a creative name. I am sorry that you fall in love with cocaine-addicted emo kids with older brothers that hit on you. I am sorry that you will fall in love with Nathan, and find out that he happens to be your half-brother. I'm sorry that you haven't lost your virginity, yet. I am sorry that your mom is a shrink. And mostly, I am sorry that I killed you off in that HP roleplay..

[matt]

Dear Melody:

I'm sorry you're a slut. After all, you were based off of a very intelligent girl. I'm also sorry that your name is sometimes Serenity, depending on my mood. I'm sorry that I can't decide if you are Indonesian, Singaporean, or Malaysian. Let's just call you oriental and be done with it.

Your creator,
Matt.

[apocalypse]

DEAR JANE
I am terribly sorry I put you through that, and like, totally morphed your personality for the third time in a row... but you're a better person now, believe it or not, even if you now have mental health problems and play the violin... O.O I truly do love you, though it may not seem like it... SORRY. =)


DEAR CASEY
Yeah, I delted your story on FanFiction because ONE: the plot made no sense, sorry. TWO: I was not liking it. THREE: I think you're a way better character and deserve a wayy better story. Please, oh please forgive me for totally neglecting and abusing you in several embarassing ways...
Like making you stay with Jenny Shiney Penny and George of the Spotless Jungle. FORGIVE ME. please.


DEAR LANIE
Yes, you almost were massacred by vampires and insane horses several times, but c'mon, you have to admit, it was incredbly fun and you always lived, right? Right? =( Anyways, I'm still sorry, even though I had fun.

I think I got everybody... =)