When we look at the Agit Standing tonight, located in this thread, we can see that in all the siege maps, most of the castles are held by established guilds with one castle in the map held by an FFA guild.
What's an FFA guild?
An FFA guild is a guild that has no actual purpose except to see their mangled guildname in bright yellow letters during WOE. They're mostly composed of a few people, mainly breakers and support characters. There are legitimate FFA guilds however. Guilds like Happy Birthday [Name Here] and Boy Loves Girl. These guilds die a natural death after said person's birthday or when Boy breaks up with Girl. Unfortunately, there are FFA guilds that just refuses to die and keeps resurrecting itself from the deathblows dealt to it by other guilds. That is what we'll be talking about tonight.
As in the case of Britoniah.
Hellion? Established guild. Frailty? Established guild. Mutiny? Established guild. Tempest? Established emblem-photocopier. Err ... I mean guild. But what's this I see? Hazards? Can we consider Hazards an established guild?
In a word ... NO. Hazards used to be one of the hardcore guilds back in old school Sarah. But it died. And when something dies, it should remain DEAD. It's really sad and a little pathetic to see people trying to revive something that should by rights remain in the grave. Yes, this also goes out to all the Something Of Valhalla guilds. LOV died a long time ago. Let it rest.
Anyway, we can consider Hazards an FFA guild since they don't really have some sort of organization. They're just a bunch of kids who duped their way into Emp rooms. Yup. I said it. Duped. It's not like it's a secret anyway. It's really disgusting when people duplicate stuff just to have an advantage in the game.
Speaking of duplicating ... I see that Tempest has a new guild leader. But like the old guild leader, this one is also prone to copying other guild's emblems.


Tempest ... when will you STOP? Tempest ... when will you DIE? If you had any decency, you'd throw yourself into a lake and DROWN. Tempest is a perfect example ... a perfect example of what a good guild is NOT.
In Luina ... we also see an FFA guild. Look at the standings and it's clear to see. Yup. It's Trisha and her friends. Such a pretty pretty girl. I'm surprised she actually managed to get friends. But enough of Trisha and her drop-dead gorgeous looks.
It seems like there is a new Alliance in town. Frailty has allied itself with Minions. Old news? Try adding Dominion to the mix and you have a new Alliance. I wonder what we should call them? Since they don't have an official name, we can go with ...
Dorainions. That's cute. If Dominion should leave, we can call them Frainions. Sound delicious!
It's obvious why this sudden alliance sprouted out of nowhere. One word. Event.
Let us all look back at the famous alliances of Sarah shall we?
There was BBA.
There was the "Twin Towers". Whoever thought of that name anyway?
And now there's Dorainions!
In every alliance, there's a leader and there's a lapdog. The question is ... which guild is which? Tuta ka ba?
This post has been edited by Nyx on Dec 29 2006, 10:27 AM