Best drunken moments

[Emma]

Anyone like to share theirs?

[The Pup]

I'm usually too drunk to remember them

[Kowalski]

Top 5 drunken moments.

1) When Fazza challenged me to kick as high as he can and I kicked so high that my other leg lifted off the floor and I landed flat on my back.

2) Hawaian night in Global Village Toronto. Me and Pete happened to have our Hawaian shirts with us. Pete gets up on the step and welcomes everybody to Hawaian night even though only me and him were dressed for it, and nobody had a clue what was going on. We had limbo which everyone really enjoyed and then the best costume award which went to either me or Pete I cant remember which. Followed the week after by Game Show Host night which consisted of me Kev and Pete turning our suit jackets inside out, once again nobody else knew about the event.

3) This one is just for me

4) Paddling in the fountain outside the Walker Art Gallery in Liverpool at 2.30am. Much to the dismay of one of our fellow revellers who strongly believed we would get done for D&D (Dungeons & Dragons)

5) The weekend of my 25th birthday this year. After a brilliant Duran Duran gig we went out (or rather came out) to canal street (anal treet) and I got felt up by lesbians. Pete fell over in spectacular fashion. I ate the hottest kebab in history which may have been a direct result of me saying "Yes, a small amount of chilli sauce please Mohamed my good man." (didnt actually know his name, but I will not forget him) I developed a hump. Then back at the hotel me and Kev had a cup of tea and read the bible before lights out. Such a good night, but still paying for it (Literally. Kev I will have it next week.) Sunday was a continuation of Saturday, only much gayer. Funniest weekend so far for me. "We don't know much, but we know to throw a party."

[DIRTY PANTS]

1. KIRSTEN'S GOODBYE.............. the girls, cocktails, fizzy vino, vodka, apple sourz, crazed dancin, geek child, vodka, apple sourz, crazed dancin, vodka, apple sourz, a 10 to 2, and a drunken walk in our pyjamas. Followed by an all weekend hangover and hiding at Lizzy's to save my parents the disgrace. Pretty much a normal night out, but a memorable one!

2. BOND & PHLANGE................. the girls road trip to Aberdeen to see Stereophonics in concert, followed by a club (what's it called?) and then a drunken walk home and excessive harassment of a child, called Bond. Then the funniest game of post-it notes ever.

3. BLACKPOOL (piss pot of UK)............. one of our wildest nights ever, lots of vino and a few special cakes later we terrorised Blackpool. Danced like a bunch of crazed lesbos and staggered home singing inappropriate songs. (led by the slightly wild Liz)

4. PLUSH............. so many nights that just all seem like one. When there was loads of us, and all the boys from Safeway too. In the days of lighting Sambuca in my mouth, knockin back Aftershocks all night long, groovy dancin to 60s/70s cheese on the tiny platform, terrorising ex-friends in the toilet (heehee still makes me laugh, cheers Nos), trying to convince my brothers i ddn't smoke while holding a snib behind my back (glad a kicked that nasty habit), snogging mingers (some things never change), having casual whiteys, then all staggering home in time for a couple hours sleep before work (with a large rotating finger chopping blade). But a special mention to the night i jumped on my brother's back and we both fell head first into a large metal post, resulting in an instant lumb the size of a golfball on my head and a Nike tick on his, nice one!

5. THE LAST SUPPER............. it was tasty & very fulfilling.

DISCLAIMER: I, under no circumstances, condone or encourage binge drinking or the use of illegal drugs. The use of some substances my increase the likelihood of a good night out but may also cause; selective memory loss, excessive sweating, and munchie attacks. Always use under the supervision of an experienced junkie.

[WEEGIE]

I am starting to see a pattern emerge here. Don't you think that maybe we should lay off the children for a while, i'm not ready for the register yet!!!!

Oh, and i forgot we were singing in Blackpool, although i'm quite glad i can't remember exactly which songs were included! Long Live Aftershock!!!

[WEEGIE]

Just one more night to add to DP's spot on list:

The Coldplay Bottle of Jizz!

Included meeting the twin set wearing geek and scaring her into never leaving the house again, free dinner, and Coldplay. Chris Coldplay had never heard the term "Showz it" before but guaranteed he wont forget it. Catching his bottle of jizz (water) was the highlight of the night. Asking people if "they had anything to add to the Coldplay bottle of Jizz" was genius.

RED LEADER RED LEADER WE HAVE A BLACK HAWK DOWN!!!

[Fazza]

Hhhmmm best drunken moment, I don’t seem to be able to remember any. I have always been to fucked at the good times or blocked them out.

[goat roper]

one for the weegie - how could we forget the stalking and harassment of Night Rider making him cycle our big drunken asses from the opal to meadowbank all the while slagging the poor boy and shouting "faster" and "we love the wet patch" he probs had to rethink the career after that night ride.

[WEEGIE]

Oh Nite Rider, I enjoyed stalking/taunting him.

We should also pay hommage to Ceilidh Night, "Gay Gordons" and Valentines Night, but I cant repeat the filth I heard that night.

Goat Roper you are a bad influence and I miss you, Xy. xxx

[goat roper]

ahh yes gay gordons night and the whole tattoo thing i didnt get also managed to forget the french teacher incident . and its not called valentines anymore more down with love i think, and i remember the filth was mostly from you and the durty panted one! those poor boys.

you are the bad influence love ya for it, i mess and thing you xy