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 MY PIMP IS ABUSING ME..., SHE'S RUINING MY DREAM
DIRTY PANTS
  Posted: Aug 29 2004, 04:33 PM


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Dear Dr Kev please help,
I recently moved abroad to fulfill my childhood dream of becoming the filthiest slag hooker in the world... when i arrived i found myself a pimp who promised to teach me the ways and make me famous but she treats me so bad. She takes a 90% cut for being inexperienced (but i've been training for this my whole life) and she calls me bucket fanny (quite an insult in this trade), plus the health insurance is poor, i'm only covered for general beatings (mostly from my pimp) and not stds or mid sex activities (i lost half my nipple the other night to a rusty clamp!). She makes me train for 4hours a day with a piece of lead piping while she videos it for 'training purposes'...

Is there a union i can join, or someway to get a pimp who treats me good?
I'm scared, lonely, and constantly moist to damp, please help me live the dream...

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darren
Posted: Aug 31 2004, 12:09 PM


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There just happens to be a union you could join, it based in Sukmi, England.
Its called the National Union for Total Slags or NUTS for short. If you would like to register to sukmi NUTS then just leave contact details and we can arrange for your initiation as soon as i get hold of a decent video camera. We can offer you a PIMP for an additional fee, I think Fazza will be available soon, he will be very nice to you.
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Kowalski
Posted: Aug 31 2004, 10:28 PM


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Actually that is true. Fazza was my Pimp for three months before we married and although I was primarily a crack whore he gave me the occasional valium and only pimp slapped me once a day. He even took his sovvies off when he was stoving my head in for allowing Big Johnny Fuck Pants to shag me.
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