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 BEST NEWS AGENTS FOR PORN MAGS
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF
Posted: Jul 17 2004, 08:16 PM


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Hello gentleman
this section is to be used to pass on valuable knowledge that has been passed down from generation to generation on what shops to buy our "reading material" from.

my tip is the BP garage on long lane. 5 shelves of magazines and a selection of dvd's unsure.gif
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Kowalski
Posted: Jul 18 2004, 10:52 PM


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I am familiar with the shop. I would also like to point out that Grumble Flicks are much more readily available on KAZAA LITE. Rolf Harris eating a banana. AVE IT.
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Emma
Posted: Jul 22 2004, 08:00 PM


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The corner shop near my work sells a wide selection of magazines, and cheap dvd's if you ask him nicely.
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COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF
Posted: Jul 26 2004, 07:18 PM


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QUOTE (Emma @ Jul 22 2004, 08:00 PM)
The corner shop near my work sells a wide selection of magazines, and cheap dvd's if you ask him nicely.

you would know about the dvd's wouldnt you? dirt bag. i can not look at spanners in the same light because of that filth you peddle tongue.gif
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Emma
Posted: Jul 26 2004, 08:31 PM


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She was worth one though wasn't she?? wink.gif tongue.gif
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Monkey Boy
Posted: Jul 27 2004, 07:57 AM


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What about the newsagents in the square, how local can you get, they have a top shelf that puts all others to shame. Ok its only one shelf but it is packed, they also cater for every taste.
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Kowalski
Posted: Jul 27 2004, 09:45 AM


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QUOTE (Monkey Boy @ Jul 27 2004, 07:57 AM)
What about the newsagents in the square, how local can you get, they have a top shelf that puts all others to shame. Ok its only one shelf but it is packed, they also cater for every taste.

Ok hyperthetical question. I have a penchant for girls having a wee. Can the shop in the square cater for me and my needs?
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Monkey Boy
Posted: Jul 27 2004, 11:20 AM


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you are talking about a publication called "Golden Shower Girls" which can be found 6 in from the Left in between "Fishy Knickers" & "Naked Nuns"
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COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF
Posted: Jul 29 2004, 03:17 PM


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QUOTE (Emma @ Jul 26 2004, 08:31 PM)
She was worth one though wasn't she?? wink.gif tongue.gif

if it moves it gets one ninja.gif
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Kowalski
Posted: Jul 29 2004, 03:27 PM


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QUOTE (COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF @ Jul 29 2004, 03:17 PM)
QUOTE (Emma @ Jul 26 2004, 08:31 PM)
She was worth one though wasn't she??  wink.gif  tongue.gif

if it moves it gets one ninja.gif

or not, moving optional, pulse and body heat a bonus.
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DIRTY PANTS
Posted: Aug 5 2004, 12:35 PM


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HMMM, VERY INTERESTING AND WHO DOESN'T ENJOY LOOKING AT NAKED SLAGS... BUT WHAT ABOUT A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR THE LADIES, EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE US WOMEN NEED TO BE REMINDED THAT THE 13 INCHER DOES EXSIST AND THAT THE QUEST MUST CONTINUE... STARTING IN PLAYGIRL!!!!
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Mohamed Mohamed
Posted: Aug 11 2004, 03:47 PM


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I found a very good shop for my type of porn. Akbah's sells some fantastic muslim porn, whatever you are into, a bit of ankle or even a flash of wrist.
When Akbah's is closed however I simply stand in front of a post box and pretend its a Yashmak similar to the ones my wives wear. Incidentally I know you infidels think its great to have a harem of other halves (or eigths in my case) but all it means is that I now have 7 anniversaries to remember, 7 weeks of PMT, nagging to the power of 7 and 7 women that won't give me a blow job. Now I know why so many of men volunteer for martyrdom. While we're on the subject, my son Mohamed Mohamed Mohamed has just joined up to be a martyr over in Palestine, I can still remember when he was knee high to a camel spider. Ah I dont know, they blow up so fast dont they??
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darren
Posted: Sep 1 2004, 12:26 PM


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I went into Akbah's porn emporium for a rubber lady friend. He asked if i would like a normal one or a muslim one, when i enquired what the difference was he informed me that the muslim doll would blow itself up.
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