Arguing with Paul about the cooking, again:
"How would you like that wooden spoon up your a*se?"

On getting frisky with her camp mates:
"I'd rather sleep with cockroaches than any of them."

On Paul's singing:
"Someone put a bag over his head."

And when she wouldn't put a sock in it:
"Stop it! It's embarrassing! You make me want to puke!"

On her jungle co-habitors:
"I looked at the list and I thought, what have I let myself in for? My God, how will I be able to talk to this bunch of deadbeats!"

On Sophie's bleatings:
"My God, the wittering! It's like a constant wall of noise."

On Ant and Dec:
"They look like two boiled eggs on sticks."

On reality TV:
"It's brain-rotting entertainment."

On Paul:
"Paul is a man who has spent most of his adult life following around a little old lady and picking up corgi s**t."

On Paul not knocking the Queen:
"You're not going to knock the Queen! Go on, Paul, knock the Queen!"

On ribbing Paul:
"Burrell baiting just keeps me on top form with the repartee. And it's perfect 'cause he does so many things that I find incredible. He's like having your own little pet."

On bringing a little seasonal cheer to the camp:
"It's like Christmas in a mental asylum."

To a blameless cameraman, caught trying to follow Janet on a walk:
"How sad are you? F**k off! [She runs full pelt at him] You want to see me coughing!"

In response to Sophie asking her why she didn't don a bikini to wash:
"I don't make my living that way."

Responding to Fran's observation that Janet and Paul hadn't argued for at least 20 minutes:
"It won't last."
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