Okay.... So this has been a long time coming.. I'm not meaning to offend anyone, this'll just be fun.

First, it has to start off with this, I mean.. What kind of Orgy doesn't have Bin Laden in it? (Posted Image)


Okay.. I digress.. Lets continue this story!


So one day I was walking down the street, and I saw this beautiful, beautiful man, he was Indian of course, he was the best in all of the land. He knew how to blow darts out of bamboo and shit, he can obviously blow pretty good dicks, you know what I mean? Cause er'one knows Indians go out in the woods, and kill Deer.. And shit like that.. And wear them as a pelt.. <3

So anyway, I walked up to this Indian, and my first thought was, WOAH, Indians are still alive? So I said, "Yo, Wassup G, I thought your kind was dead." At first he gave me this look of disgust, then he said, in my famous TeamSpeak Indian voice... "No man.... My kind just ran away from your kind cause you all killed a lot of us ! :'(" And I almost shed a tear when I heard that!

Then... I asked him if he wanted to go chill. He was like, uhhh.. Yeah man! Le'go chill. You know, like an Indian would, he had his pet Wolf next to him.

This one is a page turner guys, you gotta stay focused, because I promise you, this topic is worth the read ....

So anyway, we wuz walkin' down the street, and we saw this, tall, skinny ass white boy, who was wearing this... Sexy ass Wendy's uniform. I immediately knew what must be done. I must get in this Wendy manager's pants, because you know how I roll, down and dirty. Thug Life fo sho homie!

So I walked up, I was like, EY YO, WHITE BOIII! Le'go to my crib with this Indian I just found.. Then the Indian had the nerve to respond, "My name is Kunal!" I threw a penny on the ground and he almost cried.

Anyway. So Perrin, Kunal, and myself all went to my crib to chill. We started with some whack shit, you know.. Pillow fights. Fuck yeah, bet you didn't see that coming. We were having a sleep over. Go fuck yourself, you thought this was gonna be gay shit? You gay! D:

Anyway! So we wuz pillow fightin, you know what I'm sayin? And we were like, so tired, because we are all out of shape cause all we do is play Starsiege Tribes, and me and Perrin just code.. While Kunal sits on the side line.. Outsourcing phone calls.. That bastard.

Oh, I forgot to mention, Kunal is the leader of the Outsourced Phone Center.... He is a good outsource. :D

Anyway.. I digress..

So... The night ended with a drink of beer... ROOT BEER OF COURSE! Ahahaha! Got you again! Bitch. Anyway. So.. Yeah

Awesome night..

-Hydronion