Riddle

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off' (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your > right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. > > In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you > cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra > are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out > of this highly dangerous situation?

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in the spirit of tricking people, i've seen this before...

The first thing that springs to mind is: If the 2 animals and the fire engine are all travelling the same speed as you, then continue at your present speed until the opportunity presents itself to move away from them.

Failing that, pull off to the left, down the drop. The speed at which your car, the 2 animals and the firetruck has not been establised, therefore is perhaps irrelevant to the situation. Pulling to the left should allow you a viable exit.

Hehe, as riddles go, I doubt this situation would ever arise :D

Well fuck me, I asked the wife and she figured it out in less than a minute !

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I only married her for her money too !

ill riddle all over your face with my fist.. ass. shutup

Fisting? Not my cup of tea. Thanks for the offer though.

what's the arm like, does it round off a bit so you could stump someone if you so desired?

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LMAO

OH look, Fade hacked Kamakazie's webcam!

You need a couple of extra buttons on those sleeves there Kam.

1. That's not me.
2. It's spelled Kamikaze.

Hes a ginger!!!!

where's cartman when you need him?


jesse?

And you still don't respect women?

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

And you still don't respect women?

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

The gay guy is the only one who does. Maybe an inactive member does though.

you should be more polite when you're talking about perrin.

women make great friends, but there's a critical mass of the number of women that can get together before high pitched shouting ensues and they sound like chickens.

is kamikaze watching porn again?

-_-

Yes, and apparently he had his spinach today...

Omega, I beg to differ on your last point.

Based on alot of experience I came to the conclusion several years ago that hetro men and hetro women cannot be friends.

Over the years I've had many female friends, always viewing it positively, to have someone of the opposite sex to bounce things off and get that alternate viewpoint. But for one reason or another, sexual chemistry, drunken hornyness, jealous partners, its never worked out for me, tried as I have to not end up in bed with them.

All my friends are male now, with the exception of my wife and Perrin. -_-