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[G-Vity17]

Age? 16
Sex? No thank you. Male.
SSN? I don't have one, i'm an illegal immigrant.
First name? Nick
Middle name? E
Last name? D
Birth date? 3/26
Rebirth date? I'm not Budda.
Mother's maiden name? K.
xFire: freeman326
MSN: popcorn326@hotmail.com
What qualities do you look for in a man? Nice smile, good personality.
What physical attributes do you find most appealing in a potential mate? Tits, Tits, Tits!!!

Are you circumcised? Si senor.
What's your best feature? Tits.
Do you behave well under pressure? Ooooh yeeeaah ;)
What do you wear to bed? Socks ;)
How often do you masturbate? 3 times daily.
Would you like help? Mental help.
What kind of car do you have? Van.
When was the last time you had sex? Last week at homecoming.
What is your address? 12464 Wellhill Dr.
Do you watch porn? Yes.
Do you have a relationship? With many people.
Have you masturbated today? Yes.
When was the last time you sucked someone's dick? Does your own count?

Do you have a Penis? A big one.
[If yes to Penis...] How big is it? Big enough.

Have you ever dreamt of Perrin? Can't say that I haven't.
What do you do when you wake up every morning? Masturbate, duh.
What is your late-night schedule? Masturbation-Game-Masturbate-Sleep
Is Phoenix homosexually attracted to Perrinoia? I guess I missed my chance :(

Do you like politics? Possibly.
If so, do you prefer log cabin republicans or Bill Clinton? Neither ;)
Are you EcKo? NO, the question is, are you EcKo???
[If yes, go kill yourself.... We already have an EcKo, Tyboy..]
Do you like EcKo? Que?
[If yes... I'm going to fucking slam my shoe into your balls.]
Do you want to have sex with Perrin? No.
Do you want to have sex with Ninetails? NO.
Are you racist? All the time.
[If yes, which races?] Negros, White, Hicks, Jews, Arabians/Terrorists.
Do you like little black boys? Only in my bed.
[If yes... I will stab you.]
What games do you play? All of them.
How often do you play them? When i'm not masturbating.
What are your favorite armors, classes, roles, weapons, etc? You know, the one with the stuff.

Why should we recruit you? ;)

[[df]Miner]

I'm just going to say this applicant's application far exceeds the effort and intelligence of most applicants 2 years ago. Either they're all smarter and more cultured now, or this guys a polished rod perfect for [df], however the appropriate question lies with the applicant's intent and desire to join a small team in a continentally dead game.

And Perrin, did you get laid yet?

[[df]Perrinoia]

No, the pledges aren't pledging their weight...

He doesn't play Tribes, he's one of the frequent users of my teamspeak server. 64.94.238.225

I believe he plays a bunch of extremely lame RPG's with the other lifeless noobs who chatter all day about spells and raids.

[Phoenix]

Null his application, he left [df] when I was kicked.