So.. Kevin is obviously faggot. P.S. He is Pilot! Yeah...
Anyway. So we were on TeamSpeak and he told me and Perrin that he watched "iCarly the beauty pagent". I just wanted to say this. I still love you Kevin, homo. ;)
FAG. Me and Perrin may be gay for each other, but that doesn't mean we watch gayness like that.... :\
So here is the story, a story of Love... Great great love.
One day... I was on the Annihilation BR server.. Just ownin' it. Know what I mean? No one could take me down....
Then I saw this HUGE, BLUE, SEXY Heavy body... I almost broke down out of lust. I had to have that huge bright gray ass... So I went over and shoved my particle beam up his ass ;D
Then he was all like, "Hey man.. wtf...." And I was like... I'm sorry! I just am like that you know what I mean? And he was all like yeah man its cool I'm gay too. I was like good thing Perrin.. Good thing...
Then we added each other on xFire. One day we messaged each other, and he was like yo come test muh maps. But I was so fucked up on allergy medications I was like falling off his maps... ;) Exciting!
We soon fell in love, quite fast actually... We watched porn together, we went here to see it :
http://disney.go.com/disneychannel/ yes its legit don't judge us
Anyway so we made sweet love on his server.. Then we went and hosted for {TXM} right? But yeah that didn't last long! We came here! But I'm getting ahead of myself.
We started conjuring up a server of mass destruction, a server of old Annihilation views, a server destined for greatness, of which we achieved.
We took care of a few noobs if you know what I mean, shut em down and made some enemies, it was all good though, we had each other to make love to every night...
Sometimes I'd sing "Because You Live" by Jesse McCartney to him because hes the whole reason I'm alive. I'm so in love with his beautiful blue body, and his big man boobies... <3
I love him so much.. You guys have no clue. Perrin and I will always be together.. Fo'eva and eva. So anyway. I soon left {TXM} due to sillyness.... And came to the mighty [df] to conquer! Of which we have with our many awesome mods! Now we are going to Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, though!
Because it is necessary for our love to grow throughout bigger communities, even if it means leaving the Tribes community for me, of which Perrin will always come back to the Tribes community (;
We make sweet love every night and sing "You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift"... Perrin sings that cause he has that higher voice ya know what I mean?
Basically.
Me and Perrin are faggots. Don't hate.
<3
<3
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-Phoenix
SPOILER: I actually have a girl friend. And its Perrin! HAHAHAHHA. Jk. But for real. Nah. Jk again. Got you! No.... For real though. MUAHAHAHAH. No really though, I do have a girlfriend. Whos proud of me? Hahahahhahahaha! (It's not Perrin, Perrin is my side bitch.)
