This time, I am visiting my father, who just had a transient ischemic attack this morning, which is something akin to a mini stroke, but even smaller, I guess...

I had an anxiety attack in a Holister store the other day.

Something about the lighting in that store freaks me out.

Oh, and I hope your pop's okay.

Perhaps you shouldn't go to Holister...

only fags and preps wear holister. witch one r u.

The older kind who will annoy you for your insolence.

I'm a prep, and I take offense to that.

that's great that demoncube guys only interest is to piss off df members now whos the fag

I will wear Hollister or Abercrombie and anything else that I like. I guess I'm a little old to care if someone calls me a prep or a fag. I'm white. It happens. Highschool is sooooo 7 years ago.

I'm saddened to realize that i'm older than you.

Duh... I'm older than him too... But still younger than you.

Both, of course.

But actually I was in there with my girlfriend.

Who was a dude 3 days prior.

I was in the hospital for like 6 hours the other night.
http://drunkenfools.yolasite.com/index/i-almost-died

It was tons of fun.

How poignant your sig is, in retrospect.

haha agreed. They put me on that antibiotic you mentioned yesterday Brian.. Cipro or something like that.. the one you aren't allowed any alcohol with.

Yeah, cipro is a new one, a clever chemical, but rough on us to process harmlessly. 2 weeks is a pretty thorough dosage too to clear out anything that might be there.

Avoid tea/coffee/soda etc too, in case it's a stone. Feel better big guy, get your rest and spoon with a texas scientist to ensure maximum recovery.

I think I read something about that spoon part on the bottle.
How did you know?

nice blog dingus.. not enough seth, under seth

I'm your attending biochemist, you can trust me. Give it a year and i'll even be a doctor.

That sounds like a kidney stone to me, Jesse. I dunno if you recall or not, but I had one this summer too... Fucking worst pain ever.

It starts in the kidney, where it hurt worse than anything I ever felt before. Then it made it's way into the bladder, where it hurt twice as bad as the kidney did, and the pain shot down into my testicles.

Peeing it out wasn't too bad... I mean, yeah... It burns when you pee... But that was like an 4 on a scale of 1 to 10. Kidney was definitely in the 125 range, and bladder was like 300.

The Kidney pains were like what you had at work, where you think you pulled something, and you can't find a comfortable position.... Maybe you've got diarhea, but you can't take a crap... That kinda thing.

The bladder pains paralyzed me.... I was crying on the floor of the Yacht Club men's room, trying to flatten myself on the floor like a pancake hoping that stretching out what ever was cramped could be done this way. It couldn't...

I managed to drive myself to the hospital, and it was just as misserable of a drive as you had, since Rhode Island is notorious for having the shittiest roads ever... Pot holes everywhere. I get to the hospital, park, and get out of my car, and the pain was miraculously gone! But the memory of the pain was enough to keep me crying long enough to go into the ER and be seen immediately too.

When I described the pain to the doc, he said either kidney stone, or a problem with your testicles... He then made me regret telling him that the pain shot down into my testicles.

damn i cant imagine passing this montser naturally...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm...df/Nefrolit.jpg

Good lord, it's almost a centimeter!

THAT looks nasty.

ouch

Let me go on record and state that mine was not that big, and if it were, I would have killed myself.

that makes my nuts hurt just thinking about it

Yup. I hope that was surgically removed.

So Jesse, have you recovered? If so, what did they think was the problem?

Kidney stone. Duh. Didn't you read his blog?

I read it once, when it was first posted. It seemed unlikely he'd continue.

E-Coli infection in my kidneys and bladder.

They said that my little pain attack that first sent me to the ER was my kidneys warning me they were about to shut down.

Another exciting near-death experience.

I liked some of the newer stories; especially the bit about Craig in the hawaiian shirt with the pink-frosted pint of beer. A pity there aren't photos.

Hahaha... Send him a helmet cam, and I'm sure his blog will turn into a video/photo gallery soon enough.

lol looks like some kfc breading :lol:
jeeze that mustve sucked

*Sings* They call him doctor.......... Dr. Love. :lol:

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