1. Some days are better than others. - That doesn't mean that we have to be mean on our odd numbered days though. Please be polite or we'll hang you by your underwear on the flagpole. When people ask for your advice, don't be rude, get glad.

2. Pie rhymes with nothing. - Also, make sure all your resources are credited, or you will be in violation of copyright and we don't go there. You make pretty things, they help you make pretty things. And the world goes round.

3. Surely Patrick Ate Mars. - No spam because if you talk about the colour of the post-it note you just ate, we'll make you upchuck it.

4. When you see us, we see you. - After you are promoted to your skill level, that is your niche until it explodes and you improve. If you have a problem with the reasons we chose to put you there, please take it up with an Edie and don't go wandering around with your middle fingers in the air.