Oh, what a gem this guy is. Every day for the past two or three weeks, he's whispered UK on his death knight and said "hi ha ha u cant answer me cuz ur ignored." So UK switched toons and asked him why he kept whispering him. "Cuz its fun." So far, he's done this to 6 of UK's 9 alliance toons every time he logs on.
He's been keeping Ultraking as the ace in the hole, and today, he got a chance to use it. He saw Fanagler asking for a portal to Theramore, 10g. So UK offered to give him the portal for free.
They met in Stormwind, where Fanagler begged him for gold (lesson still unlearned, I guess) before taking a beautifully and wonderfully crafted portal to EXODAR.
The story is still unfolding now. Screenshots to follow.
PS: In case you joined after the Fanagler Chronicles began, here's a link: Fanagler...