"I ate that deer. It tasted real good. My conjoined twin doesn't like the gamey taste, but since 70% of our colon is in my body, he should just shut up and quit drooling on my side of the pillow before I have to flipper-slap the shit out of him."
Member No.: 21
Joined: 7-April 09
It's name makes it sound like it was teased a lot in precambrian high
Though I do derive a sort of sadistic pleasure from watching one struggle in their own inability to invest emotion or creativity into their artwork, instead creating meat-slave fetish mannequins. -Chupacabra
All good pirates listen to their mother -Dola Gang
Member No.: 149
Joined: 28-December 09
Don't eat the Veratrum californicum early in pregnancy. The cerebral hemispheres fuse, forming only one central eye and no pituitary gland. The jervine alkaloid made by this plant inhibits cholesterol synthesis thus skewing the development and growth of the brain and skull. It also makes the nose and mouth fuse into a proboscis.
"The boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes" - H.P Lovecraft