Awesomely Bad B Movie Monsters, celebrating the best of the worst

The smoke monster form the Indian king kong. The movie its self has very little to do with the original king kong, In fact king kong is just a nick name for the hero in this movie.



Edit heres a link

Image links from tarstarkas don't seem to work...

First off


Now that I have your attention, take a look at this monster

That movie is so hard to sit through, everything has that red filter on it and just... wow.

Ah yes, you mean CINEMAGIC.

From wikipedia:

A sad end for any cinematic technique...


This boar-faced sasquatch thing from Prey for the Beast is pretty awesome. The movie itself, not so much.

Behold:

The Undin from Shake, Rattle, and Roll 3

oh wow. so many to choose from...
im to lazy to read all thats been posted before, so sorry if this has been posted before but id have to say robo geisha, from the film robo geisha. its just such hilarious concept that only the japanese could pull it off. i suggest you all go see this.

It dissolves people in its acid. Sorry nbut finding qauilty imagens for this movie is hard.




Here are some cilps.

The Cinema Snob reviewed that. It's pretty whacked.

Pumpkin head form the series of movies with the same name. There should be a pumpkin head vs lerpchuan movie.

Weasels Rip My Flesh is a 1979 shot-on-super-8 horror film where space-radiation causes a rabid weasel to turn into a giant killer monster.

It should be noted that I don't think the people who made this actually know what a weasel is. You briefly see the weasel before it's turned into a giant monster, and it appears to be reptilian. At one point, to represent the monster, they use stock footage of what I'm pretty sure is a chinchilla. But I digress. This monster, in addition to being huge and rabid, has been given regenerative properties by the space-radiation. Not only can it re-grow any part of it that is cut off, but the aforementioned parts will also grow to form new weasel-monsters, like this guy.

The odd thing about this movie, apart from everything about this movie, is that the nonexistent budget almost works to its favor. Rather like how particularly low-quality stop motion can be quite unsettling to look at sometimes, something about the special effects, and the fact that the creators don't seem to know how movies generally work, gives it an odd nightmarish quality at times. Then again, it also has a mad scientist with a blue windbreaker and the most 70s mustache ever, so there's that.

Oh, btw, this year's upcoming Cinemassacre Monster Madness will be an 80s-a-thon.

Weasels rip my felsh is the movie I fell like I would be making if I was mkaing a movie right now.

The Creature from the Haunted Sea! Perhaps best known as the Malcolm in the Middle monster, it's actually from a Roger Corman produced horror-comedy. It's not supposed to be taken seriously. I'm genuinely not sure if that makes it better or worse. It looks like the worst of 50s b-movie monsters- and that's the point.

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