Scary Shit, HOLYSHITAAAAAAAAAAGH

What are the SCARIEST FUCKING THINGS you have ever seen? (No porn links please.)

I have seen two music videos recently that scared the hell out of me for a variety of reasons. THIS episode of CrackedTV (http://www.cracked.com/video_17259_6-worst...eos-on-web.html) showed me them, and I had to track down the full videos because they were scary as hell and I wanted you to share my torment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U&feature=fvw
I have ranted about this in-depth on Bogleech before, and refuse to discuss it again. All I will say is that I literally have no faith in humanity based on the fact that this band, who you can probably guess from the amount of vitriol I discuss them with, actually has FANS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KluRW21oAiY
At 0:14 I literally screamed.
In the debut video of over-spraytanned trio B4-4 (you know, since there's three), they attempt to convert a black middle-schooler to homosexuality. Great, right? But that's not what scared me about it. What scares me about it is that a song with lyrics like THIS:

"If you get down on me, I'll get down on you
I will do anything that you want me to
It's a game of give and take to make it through
So if you get down on me, I'll get down on you tonight"

Is apparently deemed appropriate for children, based on the cartoony robot logo that appears in the lower-right corner near the beginning. And god help me, the chorus is actually kinda catchy!

For some reason I never expected to be paranoid of a triad of orange homosexuals hunting me down in the night. I don't know why.

So yeah, talk about scary stuff.

Read this. Then watch this.

Maki.

HOLY SHIT, those EYES. I haven't been genuinely frightened of an animal in the longest time.

Yume Nikki is also one of the first scare-focused games I have played and will probably always be my favorite. Uboa's good, but Monoko is slightly more brickshitting. This also shows one of my other favorite unnerving moments in the eight-bit area.

Why don't you guys give me your home adresses? Then I can show you something really scary.

First of all, I doubt you could afford the air fair. I know I couldn't.

And Now for things that really scared me.

First off, there is this town. It is technically deserted, and actually is quite senquie in an interesting sort of way. There is a school, old hotel, park, and a hospital though I don't recommend it, hospitals creep me out. There is still a historical society building that still has info on the town, though it is on brass plaque, all the paper documents have long since rotten. Here are some pictures people have taken of the town. Pic. Another Pic. One Last Picture.

But there are weird happenings that occur there. People see and hear things. And persons have gone missing there. Never to be seen again. And sometimes, people who just visit there are report to go missing. What is going on.

Then something was released to the public concerning this ghost town.
And it HORRIFIED People.





Silent Hill.
Silent Hill 2 especially scarred me, and now I find it takes a lot more to scare me after playing that game.

Oh yeah, I got a letter from that place, but it was addressed to someone named "James". I meant to send it back, but I accidently threw it out. I think it was about his wife, so I just made up a letter of my own and sent it to him. I hope it didn't cause any trouble.

I actually watched the Candle Cove video first before reading the story, so for one brief, glorious moment I assumed Candle Cove was a real show.

Oh, and this is pretty scary. Sometimes when I'm not touching the mouse at all, the cursor will move across the screen all by itself. Is my computer haunted? Who knoooooows?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
THOSE TWO GHOSTS
NONONONO
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO POST THAT.

Hot.

Botflies and larva!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4-A9FHYqPo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNDG7WPtVO4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glrXWd_ykeI

Probably my favorite thing about that scene in The Shining is the "What do you want" expression on the ghost's face. Anyway scary things.



A-BOOGIDY-BOOGIDY.

The Pale Man. The Pale Fucking Man.

It's not the fact that his eyes are in his hands, nor is it that he eats people. It's not even the fact that he almost looks like he could have once been human. No, I'd say the most horrifying thing about the Pale Man is how slowly he moves. And it isn't even your average slasher movie slow, leisurely, "I-don't-even-have-to-run-to-catch-you" walk. The Pale Man limps. I don't know why, but that makes the scene with him chasing the heroine that much more nightmarish.

SHIT ZIPPY

The first time I saw Pan's Labyrinth, which was in a theater, I took a convenient bathroom break right when his scene appeared.

I was a wuss, okay?

Dodo, humorously bad =/= scary