What are the SCARIEST FUCKING THINGS you have ever seen? (No porn links please.)
I have seen two music videos recently that scared the hell out of me for a variety of reasons. THIS episode of CrackedTV (http://www.cracked.com/video_17259_6-worst...eos-on-web.html
) showed me them, and I had to track down the full videos because they were scary as hell and I wanted you to share my torment.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U&feature=fvw
I have ranted about this in-depth on Bogleech before, and refuse to discuss it again. All I will say is that I literally have no faith in humanity based on the fact that this band, who you can probably guess from the amount of vitriol I discuss them with, actually has FANS.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KluRW21oAiY
At 0:14 I literally screamed.
In the debut video of over-spraytanned trio B4-4 (you know, since there's three), they attempt to convert a black middle-schooler to homosexuality. Great, right? But that's not what scared me about it. What scares me about it is that a song with lyrics like THIS:
"If you get down on me, I'll get down on you
I will do anything that you want me to
It's a game of give and take to make it through
So if you get down on me, I'll get down on you tonight"
Is apparently deemed appropriate for children, based on the cartoony robot logo that appears in the lower-right corner near the beginning. And god help me, the chorus is actually kinda catchy!
For some reason I never expected to be paranoid of a triad of orange homosexuals hunting me down in the night. I don't know why.
So yeah, talk about scary stuff.