Lets paly super quest 7, a other parody pasta

[xolta]

Lets play Super quest 7 chapter one

Recently Some one sent me a game they claimed was made by aliens.
I have never played this game before.


The games cart. The Gray bits on the cart are kinda flaking off.

Before the game even starts you are treated to the logo of the company that made this game.


This logo dose not seem so alien. But the name yoyodine sounds familiar.

Once the game starts you are dropped into this small area near a old man.
He explains how the games battle, stats and item systems works in broken English.
I will show the item and stats later.


So I can only chose yes. I am complaining to the manger about this.

After completing the games tutorial area, this cut scene plays. It Explain your heroins name is Yu.


Yes more broken English. Its like Christmas in July.

After the cut scene we are drooped in the first map. At first I thought about going to the cave but it only takes you to the tutorial area. So I deiced to head to the town in hopes of find out what to do. I Had a lot random monster encounters.


The gel is the most basic monster this game has. It looks like a Grimer made of poo.


The plant looks similar to a pikimin and is the second most encountered monster.


This s the only item I got after defeating a jell.

Allow me to explain the games systems. The game is your basic turn based jrpg.
Fight is the basic attack, pow is your special and run allows you to skip a battle.
You have a hp meter and bellow is your sp meter. You can spend sp on pow attacks.


After the random encounters I made it into town were things only got even weirder.

Next time on lets play Super Quest 7 The first twon and I show you the stats srceen.

[Pyro-Gibberish]

AND IT BEGINS ANEW

[Rasec Wizzlbang]

Xolta I love you

[xolta]

I could not sleep last night so I finished part 2. Part3 is coming whenever i feel like it, sorry.

part 2

Things only get more confusing once you have entered the town.
so I pressed the start button in some vain hope that it could help me.

All it did was bring up the stats screen and item screen.
I will know explain my understanding of how this games stats and items work.



Trust: I believe this makes critical hit rate go up and shop prices go down.

Vulnerability: Hp and def in one stat.

Willingness: Its your exp and sp in one stat

Numbness: It makes my head hurt looking at it for some reason.

Potion heals
bean of wibblle have a half chance of killing you or full healing you.
The others are basic equipment

I saved the game at this point.

Now back to the town over world map. You can move about the town and enter the
buildings. But there are monster roaming the town so watch out for them.


Also the monster are lazily ripped form Kirby.

I deiced to move toward the wall house in hopes of getting some info. But the monster was guarding it winch triggered a a encounter.


More basic monsters yawn.

Sadly this person was no help at all. This is going to be a trend in this game.


Ladies & Gentlemen Hes single and he give grate head.

After Wards I moved south towards the small tent like building.
But the monster was guarding it winch triggered a a encounter just like before.


Is it me or are these new monster look dirty to you.

Yet a other not so useless house


I don't want no trouble Mr. Dragon head.

After wards I went towards the brick like fort. This time I was in luck for this turned out to be the games shop.


So this is what Nes has been up to.

This is what happens f you choose no


Best dog ever.

Item shop,I got some potions and the some thing some thing of some thing


Why is the pointer a Steak knife monster?

After that I deiced to move towards the castle While on the way I ran into one of the monster.


Yup Hank's a dick head all right

I noticed that there was a monster near the castle so at this point I broke up the stats screen and saved. I had leveled up quit a bit.


The stats still confuse me.

Then came a other fight.


Oh A nice guy, well I fell bad for killing him now.

I saved and healed at this point just to make sure. Luckily for me the castle for me was the boss.



After beating her the game fezzes up for a bit and bam you are in a new map.

So join me next time for more lets play super quest 7

[xolta]

Chapter three

Things only got worse form here on out. After beating the boss of the first town you are doped off at this map.

Here is a map of the second town?


Censor slimes

The slime instead of monsters the slime are houses.

So I chose one of these houses at random. At first I thought I was luck because I thought it was a shop or some thing.


Kirby has gotten buff.

I diced to save and chosen booth to see what would happen sandy both lead to confusing error screens.


Oh god batman, what have they done.



Wtf

The next house just gave me an other odd error message.


Oh I get it. Funny .. funny

I restarted and loaded were I had last saved before the other two houses. The third and final house was a glitch version of the boss of the first town.



I got nothing

I forgot to show you last time here is the skill screen. I just spammed bacon ray until she was dead.


bacon ray ftw

This messages happens.


I seen this luchador before.


After awhile A password screen shows up.


It feels like some one has done this before.

Next time on lp super quest things are about to get stranger.

[xolta]

Two updates in one day. The reason I git this done so fast beacsue I wanted it done. Sorry but I dont think I will be able to keep up this pace.


Part 4

It took me a while to realize that you cold save at the password screen. The passwords make up either 4 to 6 numbers and letters. Seeing as I had no idea what to do at this point I figured it would be best to type random things first then try words. I saved before I began.

The first password I tried was 000aaa

oooh aaa..get it


Oh god its mr.face but i freed you?

Then I tired mMMmmk It gave me this fmv/ video clip is what played.

Link to video
Who ever this fat guy his he is a loser.


Then I tired 1234ab It gave me this fmv/ video clip is what played. It looked like Yu was the flash.

Link
This game is making my head hurt.

The last random code I tried. 4129ko I got this altered pic of Jakie Chan.


Mr. Chan needs to get his teeth fixed.

The first non random one I tired was Fight1. It tired an encounter with Bagan from super Godzilla. How ever He was level 120 so I died in one hit.


No joke I wish there was an official toy for bagan

After dieing at bagan I deiced to try to that password again to see if i got the same results, it triggered a new random encounter. I was able to beat them but just barely.



Ahhh fictional monsters

After that This screen showed up.


Squid demon?

After a few seconds on that screen. The game returned me back to the password screen. At first I thought this was a glitch but then I remembered what just happened and tired the code in that screen and I was taken to a new map this time.

Next time on lp super quest the third town.

[xolta]

Part 5
The map for the third? .. fourth two looks like some one dismantled Samus's ship. Whats even weirder is the house look like thoughts form he first map.


Copy rights be damned


The little jack forst home in on you i swear because as soon as I moved the all moved toward me. So I ran as fast as I could to te near house. Were I received this bit of info. It was use full for once Well sort of.



Reused sprite a gogo

After half a yoshi told me that one of the fact that one might be the boss monster, I saved after wards. For some reason I have new tems and stats/


Is me or is that mummy getting smaller.


I tired to move up wards towards more houses in some vain hope for answers sadly two of the little jack frost got near me. Both started random battles. I am now for some reason at levl 40. I think the password i used got me further along in the game then it would have if i had kept on doing random ones.


Spooky?



Janus puff is only level four

After wards I heading to the two house. I choose one at random. This is what I got.



This kid is way to happy.

For some odd reason after I exited that house the little jack frosts stopped moving. So i went in and out of the house to see if it was a glitch and so far its not.
this game is very buggy. After that I went into a other house. All i got was this strange gif of that wizard form magical quest.


This game s so confusing.

After that I move towards the near jack frost and low and behold it was the boss. He actually killed me so I had to restart the map but for some reason the game restarted me in the boss battle. That is weird.



The game froze for a bit after wards And I heard this strange music plays then this image showed up.


Sonic you are creepy-out that kid and me.

After the music and image were done the next map started.


Next time a other map.

[xolta]

A prview of up coming monsters.

[Cosbydaf]

[xolta]

part 6

The map I was doped off at was a desert map. The spiders were the monster and the red dots with city names were buildings.


The spiders are familiar to me.

The first house was guarded by a spider that came after me and a battle ensued. Despite begin level 80 he was a one hit ko.


This game can only shock me

Yet again the house porved to be useless. Just show me some random image.In fact all the houses had no useful info like normal.
only one manged to creepy me out. Bu more on that latter


He looks dead.

As I came out of the house two of the spider got near me so I was forced to fight two battles in a row.


I shall call him crab ball.



Reminds me of some thing form my dreams.


I barely survived the battles so I deiced to save and heal after wards. I moved north towards the next few houses the spider did not move for some reason.

House 2 was just this picture of a pineapple.


loled at this.

House three was just a other strange picture. Its a sightly weird penguin.


not as funny as the pineapple.

Then Cam a other fight


usa usa usa

After beating him I decided to go in both houses and this is were thing get spooky.
This message is displayed.



After wards a counter shows up. I tried to stop it bu for some reason my gameboy wont turn off now for the first time playing this game I am worried. After many attempts to restart it was tuck at his screen. So I wait.

Next time What is going to happen to me?

[xolta]

Part 7

Its been almost 24 hours and the counter there was only 30 minutes left on the counter. Suddenly it began to flash I was worried. I started hear noises form the game itself. Then a voice an unearthly voice. It said hate... A few seconds latter Strange images began to flash from the game. With each image the game kept screaming hate. I could not move I was to afraid of what was going on.

I can no longer remember how long the images lasted for.















I screamed, I don't know why but I did. I yelled Why? The Game answered me. It said hate. Then the counter read only a few seconds left. I still wonder what would happen to me as the last few seconds counted down.



I began to nervously count down. 10,9,8,7,6,5,4..3..2..1. At first nothing happened then a screaming and flashes of light. Suddenly this image showed on screen.



I won, that's it I screamed. Was the game trolling me? Then A flash of light and all I remember next was noises like meat grinders. A week later I awoke in a hospital apparently I had some kind of seizure and they had to take out my left eye because it had radiation burns.

After a couple of days I went out and took out the game form my game boy. Been to afraid to play it again. Every so often in my dreams. I hear it call out to me in that voice, hate.

[Chupacabra]

That was the most retarded shit I've ever read.

2/10 would not bang.

[Superfly]

Xolta thanks to your story I almost had to the go to the hospital. I nearly had a heart attack, it spooked me so bad.




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