I found a program called the Pokemon Emerald Randomiser, which is a fun little device which lets you choose which pokemon you want as a choice for your starter. It also has a 'random' option, meaning you could get anything, and it lets you randomise the wild pokemon. Unfortunately from what I can gather after trying it out, you can't find all 350+ pokemon on what route. if a route has 5 pokemon on it normally you'll still only find 5 pokemon, just not the same ones.
So this is a playthrough of what could be the easiest, or hardest, game of pokemon.
And so our story begins.
Jesus, mom. Did we bring any furniture? This place pokésucks. I'm going next door to steal some of their stuff.
Shit! Bail out! She found me!
The power of your stomach
is staggering! Oh burn!
Okay, suppose I should leave this shithole of a town and go make some real cash, selling my body for loose change.
That guy looks like he might have some money, I think I'll rifle through his stuff.
lets fuck 'em up, Omanyte. We'll show this Zigzagoon the true meaning of the word pain!
By hugging it tightly and then leaving.
--lengthy battle scene where many lives are lost--
After that intense battle, I need to give this omanyte a name that will let all others know he's not to be trifled with!
okay maybe not
That's more like it!
While I'm here I may as well have a look what's lurking in the grass. Probably something like a sentret. Maybe a taillow.
Surely this is just a fluke, there can't be possibly be pokemon that good on the FIRST ROUTE.
When I get pokeballs I am catching the shit out of that. But first, I need to go beat a small girl at pokemon.
I wonder what pokemon she's got, maybe she took the nidorina, or maybe she got something completely different like a lugia, or a psyduck
Oh. A treecko.
Wait, hold on...Treecko is a grass type, I'm a rock/water type...
I'M GONNA GET MY ASS KICKED!
hm okay maybe not.
NOW GIVE ME POKEBALLS