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[3/23/2012 9:01:19 PM] Michael Ryan: Do I seem like somebody who will ultimately end up okay. Or somebody like a Ted or one of the Bogleechers who seem like it's hopelss.
QUOTE (scythemantis @ Oct 26 2012, 02:23 AM)
You can't change people's minds with love and reasoning and respect either dude. I yell at people just for the satisfaction of them knowing I hate them for being different from me. I just wish I could actually hurt their feelings or ruin their lives somehow instead of mildly irritate them, that'd be sweet as shit.
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THERE'S A REASON THEY CALL IT THE FOURTH OF JEW LIE
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You're a real Pollyanna Chup. - ScutigeraColeoptrata outhouseinferno: chup's species came here when the teenaged ufo drivers threw their used condom out the airlock
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[3/23/2012 9:01:19 PM] Michael Ryan: Do I seem like somebody who will ultimately end up okay. Or somebody like a Ted or one of the Bogleechers who seem like it's hopelss.
QUOTE (scythemantis @ Oct 26 2012, 02:23 AM)
You can't change people's minds with love and reasoning and respect either dude. I yell at people just for the satisfaction of them knowing I hate them for being different from me. I just wish I could actually hurt their feelings or ruin their lives somehow instead of mildly irritate them, that'd be sweet as shit.
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Duh, this ain't Yemen.
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[3/23/2012 9:01:19 PM] Michael Ryan: Do I seem like somebody who will ultimately end up okay. Or somebody like a Ted or one of the Bogleechers who seem like it's hopelss.
QUOTE (scythemantis @ Oct 26 2012, 02:23 AM)
You can't change people's minds with love and reasoning and respect either dude. I yell at people just for the satisfaction of them knowing I hate them for being different from me. I just wish I could actually hurt their feelings or ruin their lives somehow instead of mildly irritate them, that'd be sweet as shit.
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You're a real Pollyanna Chup. - ScutigeraColeoptrata outhouseinferno: chup's species came here when the teenaged ufo drivers threw their used condom out the airlock
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A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi. p.s. close the borders
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Bogleech is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In Bogleech you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the Bogleech motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends.
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[3/23/2012 9:01:19 PM] Michael Ryan: Do I seem like somebody who will ultimately end up okay. Or somebody like a Ted or one of the Bogleechers who seem like it's hopelss.
QUOTE (scythemantis @ Oct 26 2012, 02:23 AM)
You can't change people's minds with love and reasoning and respect either dude. I yell at people just for the satisfaction of them knowing I hate them for being different from me. I just wish I could actually hurt their feelings or ruin their lives somehow instead of mildly irritate them, that'd be sweet as shit.
Group: Elder Things
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Joined: 7-April 09
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Bogleech is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In Bogleech you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the Bogleech motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends.
Group: Elder Things
Posts: 1,897
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Joined: 7-April 09
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Bogleech is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In Bogleech you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the Bogleech motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends.
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AMERICAN WILL GOING TO HELL BECAUSE THEY ALL IDIOT
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"Tentacle rape is such an otherworldy outlandish experience that it is something more akin to a dream. It is like being raped by Satan, there is no shame to being raped by Satan since if it happens it is an ineveitability that was ordained by the universe. It is in short a purely physical experience."
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[3/23/2012 9:01:19 PM] Michael Ryan: Do I seem like somebody who will ultimately end up okay. Or somebody like a Ted or one of the Bogleechers who seem like it's hopelss.
QUOTE (scythemantis @ Oct 26 2012, 02:23 AM)
You can't change people's minds with love and reasoning and respect either dude. I yell at people just for the satisfaction of them knowing I hate them for being different from me. I just wish I could actually hurt their feelings or ruin their lives somehow instead of mildly irritate them, that'd be sweet as shit.