Lets play Pokemon jam

Wanted to do a video game parody pasta of my very own. Can not promise it will be funny to any one but my weird loser mind, going to give it a try anyways. Each chapter will be broken up into "blog" post.

I thought you said on IRC that it wasn't going to be a parody?

Chapter one:



Hello all and welcome to a other lets play pirated games. For any new readers
allow me to explain. In this blog I play pirated game then talk about its
game play, level ( or parts or what ever) screen shoots with my own flavor text
at the bottom and things I find interesting/ funny about the game.

This month game is Pokemon jam a game I found in a yard sale for the snes that
combines mario, sonic and pokemon. The game play is very similar to super mario brothers one its basically a rip off. The sprites have been change but not that much.
Now in this game you play as a Red sonic or as
I like to call him Ronic.

The game cart


Slowpoke's head on sonic's body. That is kinda bizarre.

Stage one:

The first stage is a complete and lazy rip off world 1-1 from mario bros.
The controls are rather odd for this game. R jumps, x plus forward runs and the a button is the pause button.


There's some thing oddly familiar about these not goombas.

Unlike mario the mushrooms gives you three hearts winch
allows you to be hit more then three times. Also Ronic's head becomes pikachu's head. Its unnerving at first but you get used to it


Must not make sonichu joke.


The coins have been replaced by rings. While inside the pipes Ronic changes color.
I believe this is a glitch.




Sunob... Oh i get it

The fire flower, gives you a pair of laser goggles on your face. At first it apprises to
refill youre hearts but one hit and you are dead. A other glitch I assume.



The look of twomrrow today.


Now instead of a a flag that the end of the Stage Dr. Robotnik comes out
and throws a poke ball. Thus beging a boss battle. Nine hits to the head
will kill this bosses or a three blasts of the laser. Robotnik sent out some
Crocodile monster winch I will call Rocrocnik. He hopes about like some
flea shoot fire balls at you. The back ground for the boss battle is rather odd.
I feel like I seen that guy from some were before.



Who is his man?

Thus ends stage one. See you all next time.

The more I thought about it the more I realized a parody would be the best direction for this.

Original Character begins his greatest adventure!

Is that... Live action Carl from ATHF? I can't wait to see more of this.

I'm already enjoying this thoroughly

This is the most beautiful piece of pseudoliterature I have ever experienced and we're only one chapter in. I doubt I'll make it to the end before my head violently ruptures and showers my surroundings with cheerpus and skull fragments.

Chapter 2

Welcome back to lets play Pokemon jam. For any new readers
please read stage one/ part one.


stage 2

After beat stage on stage 2 takes a while to load. This stage is a rip off of some of the first few levels in super mario wold.


hello night mares

Interestingly the yoshi egg power up is introduced in this stage.
However instead of an egg it is a pokemon that you must touch in order to get
yoshi, winch has been replaced by an air plane.



Yoshi plane I choose you.

The screen turns black for a while after you get plane yoshi, I assume it is a glitch.
Plane yoshi controls just like normal yoshi.



FLy air yoshi

If you go down any of the pipes during this stage you will come a cross a bridge
that looks like its made out of gen 1 ghastly sprites. I swear the slowpoke eyes fallow you.



Why dose slowpoke hate me?

The rest of the stage is very normal. However the back ground music
is just some guy saying pokemon meat over and over again. Its strange but I did
not know the snes could render human voices that well.

pokemon meat.mp3

Before the boss battle at the end of the stage we are treated to this dialog scene.


Is it Pokemon jam..?

after a few minutes the background changes and Dr. Robonik summons A Jiggly puff monster. I call it Januspuff. It picks up the mewtwo's and throws them at you as
well as teleport form left to right.



Who are you mr.face and what do you want from
me?

See you in part / stage 3

UPDATE PLZ

I agere wiht cobsydaf.
Even though it's a parody, it's scarier than most videogame creepypastas I've read. XD
No hyper-realism or "I can't turn it off, o noez", just plain ol' seemingly bootlegged mindfuck.

Chapter 3

Welcome back to lets play Pokemon jam. For any new readers
please read stage two/ part two

Before we start this stage we are greeted with this dialog nugget.


Well thats nice to know...

We beging this stag in the middle of space, there this sad kitten head just floating there.


Catin Krik

The weird part about this is the level will just repeats its self over and over again until you touch space kitten. At first I thought this was a other glitch but you can run out of time and get a game over. Theres even a voice at this screen and odd sounds.

Gameove mp3


Ouch my head

Once you touch space kitten The boss battle begins with what I like to call
Slow-Chimera. The ground looks like it made of dinosaur trains.
It moves in a zigzag and throws Mr.face at you.


I think the game is starting to play tricks on me or it could be that i am playing this at 3am

After beating the boss Mr face informs of this



One more stage to go I guess

I hope to one day become a gravy man.

SAY HELLO TO IVA ROBOTNIK

this is the purest of all ted's works, allowing us to glimpse the very recesses of his mind and the horrors that dwell within. p.s. iva robotnik is hot