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Chupacabra	Posted: Jun 18 2009, 07:09 AM
Albino Nigger Anti-Hero Group: Elder Things Posts: 8,238 Member No.: 14 Joined: 7-April 09	"...and the caves have american inside them and are using the hammers on our skulls and it's wild man, really trippy. My brother doesn't understand about the weed. He just wants to score. Bastard. I'm here growing breasts for my weed and he wants to score." ~ Xebelan -------------------- You're a real Pollyanna Chup. - ScutigeraColeoptrata outhouseinferno: chup's species came here when the teenaged ufo drivers threw their used condom out the airlock

Sugarpolyp	Posted: Jun 18 2009, 07:13 AM
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SmashedPumpkin	Posted: Jun 18 2009, 12:37 PM
Team Assassin Group: Elder Things Posts: 764 Member No.: 44 Joined: 13-April 09	To runaround kids in get-go cars, vaseline afterbirths and neon coughs, galaxies full of nobodies, giving us a farewell runaround. I took a Virgin Mary ax to his sweet baby jane, lost m innocence to a no-good girl, scratch my face with anvil hands, coil my tongue around a bumblebee mouth. - Smashing Pumpkins, "F**k You (An Ode to No One)". Yeah. --------------------

Beelzebuzzer9	Posted: Jun 18 2009, 01:14 PM
Elder Thing Group: Members Posts: 998 Member No.: 48 Joined: 19-April 09	"Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. You will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. 'Mankind,' that word should have a new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live...to exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice we will not go quietly into the night, we will not vanish without a fight, we're going to live on, we're going to survive ... Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"

Spivsy	Posted: Jun 18 2009, 01:19 PM
Gaydolf Shitler Group: Elder Things Posts: 3,045 Member No.: 87 Joined: 16-June 09	That burning orb of fire in the sky is gonna explode and we're all gonna die! Except for the foolish few who will quote unquote think ahead and drive their SUV's to their bomb shelters Complain about no air conditioning because "baby, we ain't got no more electricity." They wanna rise when it's done, be a leader with a gun. Be a leader of what? Like a hundred and one? Well, fuck it, I'm gonna hang out on the rooftop when it comes. - Bomb The Music Industry!, Side Projects Are Never Successful -------------------- TYO

dodoman1	Posted: Jun 18 2009, 02:52 PM
Death once came for Fran Drescher. She'd had better Group: Elder Things Posts: 7,578 Member No.: 19 Joined: 7-April 09	There will never be anything I can say that will top Chupacabra's quote at the top there. -------------------- You can't kick me because your brain is stupid. My Tumblr My DeviantArt --

Rasec Wizzlbang	Posted: Jun 18 2009, 06:55 PM
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The Leader

Posted: Jun 18 2009, 08:08 PM

BUMP RUMP

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"Ford�s Economics are the worst thing that�s happened to this country since pantyhose ruined finger-fucking."- President Lyndon B. Johnson

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[3/23/2012 9:01:19 PM] Michael Ryan: Do I seem like somebody who will ultimately end up okay. Or somebody like a Ted or one of the Bogleechers who seem like it's hopelss.

QUOTE (scythemantis @ Oct 26 2012, 02:23 AM)

You can't change people's minds with love and reasoning and respect either dude. I yell at people just for the satisfaction of them knowing I hate them for being different from me. I just wish I could actually hurt their feelings or ruin their lives somehow instead of mildly irritate them, that'd be sweet as shit.

JT1

Posted: Jun 18 2009, 09:21 PM

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QUOTE (The Leader @ Jun 18 2009, 08:08 PM)

"Ford�s Economics are the worst thing that�s happened to this country since pantyhose ruined finger-fucking."- President Lyndon B. Johnson

I do not believe LBJ would say such a thing. I challenge you to produce the source of that quotation.

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Chupacabra	Posted: Jun 19 2009, 12:10 AM
Albino Nigger Anti-Hero Group: Elder Things Posts: 8,238 Member No.: 14 Joined: 7-April 09	�The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.� ~ the late great George Carlin -------------------- You're a real Pollyanna Chup. - ScutigeraColeoptrata outhouseinferno: chup's species came here when the teenaged ufo drivers threw their used condom out the airlock

Ectoplasm on Toast

Posted: Jun 19 2009, 12:59 AM

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QUOTE (Chupacabra @ Jun 19 2009, 12:10 AM)

�The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.� ~ the late great George Carlin

The flamethrower quote is one of my favorite from George Carlin.

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Rad

Posted: Jun 19 2009, 01:12 AM

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QUOTE (JT1 @ Jun 18 2009, 09:21 PM)

I do not believe LBJ would say such a thing. I challenge you to produce the source of that quotation.

I truly hope he said that

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Though I do derive a sort of sadistic pleasure from watching one struggle in their own inability to invest emotion or creativity into their artwork, instead creating meat-slave fetish mannequins.
-Chupacabra

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The Leader

Posted: Jun 19 2009, 02:12 AM

BUMP RUMP

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QUOTE (JT1 @ Jun 18 2009, 09:21 PM)

I do not believe LBJ would say such a thing. I challenge you to produce the source of that quotation.

Are you serious? Google some quotes. LBJ had a notoriously foul mouth.

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[3/23/2012 9:01:19 PM] Michael Ryan: Do I seem like somebody who will ultimately end up okay. Or somebody like a Ted or one of the Bogleechers who seem like it's hopelss.

QUOTE (scythemantis @ Oct 26 2012, 02:23 AM)

Chupacabra	Posted: Jun 19 2009, 02:15 AM
Albino Nigger Anti-Hero Group: Elder Things Posts: 8,238 Member No.: 14 Joined: 7-April 09	"Life isn�t divided into genres. It�s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel...with a bit of pornography if you're lucky." ~ Alan Moore -------------------- You're a real Pollyanna Chup. - ScutigeraColeoptrata outhouseinferno: chup's species came here when the teenaged ufo drivers threw their used condom out the airlock

dodoman1	Posted: Jun 19 2009, 02:17 AM
Death once came for Fran Drescher. She'd had better Group: Elder Things Posts: 7,578 Member No.: 19 Joined: 7-April 09	Some of my favorite song lyrics: "Do you believe in the one big song? He is now accepting callers who would like to sing along." -from Comfort Eagle, by Cake "I grew up on drive-bys and LA gang signs!" -from Undead, by Hollywood Undead -------------------- You can't kick me because your brain is stupid. My Tumblr My DeviantArt --

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