Quotes thread

-Wikipedia

We got the fop.

Gotta have that fop.

Some day I will be the Top Fop. This I vow to you all on this day.

[13:41:37] <Chupacabra> Speaking of drinks this is the worst cup of coffee I've ever had.
[13:41:59] <Chupacabra> I've drank many cups of coffee, mostly black, but this doesn't taste like coffee.
[13:42:17] <Chupacabra> This tastes like battery acid, or rather, how I'd imagine battery acid would taste.
[13:44:04] <wortcov> how did you manage to find a cup of coffee that bad?
[13:44:28] <Ebe> wortcov, first one must meditate in the woods for 88 days
[13:45:05] <Ebe> Then one must wander the woods, screaming and howling the words that came to you on the 88th day, these are the forbidden names of God
[13:45:28] <Ebe> A clearing will be reached, and a bus will be waiting, one must get on board the bus
[13:45:59] <Ebe> It will not move, there is no driver, one must sleep. Upon waking up, they will be at a diner in Minnesota
[13:46:31] <Ebe> The first time the waitress asks what they want, they must simply wave their hand indifferently, and so on for the second and third times
[13:47:41] <Ebe> The fourth time they must speak the words "Odium Mundus"
[13:47:51] <Ebe> The waitress will seemingly ignore them
[13:48:12] <Ebe> They must then go to the alley behind the diner, there will be a raccoon
[13:49:02] <Ebe> If they extend their hand to the raccoon, it will lunge forward to bite, but they must not flinch. the raccoon will continue biting their arm, slowly swallowing up to the elbow
[13:49:22] <Ebe> At this point their hand will find something in the raccoon's stomach, they must pull it out, it will be a key
[13:49:58] <Ebe> There is a fuse box next to the kitchen door to the alley, the key unlocks this box
[13:50:11] <Ebe> Inside will be a cup of coffee that is that bad

That's amazing.

[19:49] <Chupacabra> Where everyone had some sort of mental abberation and their superhero persona was themed around that
[19:49] <xolta> i would buy that
[19:49] <Chupacabra> They were Team Halfway House, and their "league of justice" was just a shitty home for runaways.
[19:50] <Chupacabra> Most of their costumes were similarly crappy, like bathrobes and tinfoil hats.
[19:50] <xolta> YES
[19:50] <Cosbydaf> tinfoil hats are awesome
[19:50] <xolta> some quick make this a comic
[19:50] <Cosbydaf> second only to traffic cone hats
[19:50] <Chupacabra> They did have powers though, like Worse Half, whose powers were themed around his own condition of bipolar disorder.
[19:51] <Chupacabra> When he's in a hypomanic state he has Flash style speedster powers, when he's in a depressed state he slows down everyone else, and cannot be moved, ala the Blob.

"Who the fuck is her?" - Spork

Because an alarming amount of people lack the ability to discern fiction from reality.

"I'm not a mortasheen! Though if I was I don't think I'd be a toilet, because toilets remove shit from your life. I'd be more like an intestinal tract, something that produces shit and pumps it into your life."
-Chup

Fuck yeah, I was quoted twice in one day. I feel like Princess Di.

[20:38:09] <Four> I've always said he should have been reborn as a robot monstrosity
- on the subject of America's 35th president, John F. Kennedy

Four, Chuapacabra, and Kdarkness present: Robo-Kennedy, Savior of America
http://pastebin.com/AmX2RHEM

He was a hypercharismatic telepathical knight.

<wortcov> I saw another dwarf that looked just like you but in a dress the other day