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Albino Nigger Anti-Hero
Group: Elder Things
Member No.: 14
Joined: 7-April 09
[13:41:37] <Chupacabra> Speaking of drinks this is the worst cup of coffee I've ever had.
[13:41:59] <Chupacabra> I've drank many cups of coffee, mostly black, but this doesn't taste like coffee.
[13:42:17] <Chupacabra> This tastes like battery acid, or rather, how I'd imagine battery acid would taste.
[13:44:04] <wortcov> how did you manage to find a cup of coffee that bad?
[13:44:28] <Ebe> wortcov, first one must meditate in the woods for 88 days
[13:45:05] <Ebe> Then one must wander the woods, screaming and howling the words that came to you on the 88th day, these are the forbidden names of God
[13:45:28] <Ebe> A clearing will be reached, and a bus will be waiting, one must get on board the bus
[13:45:59] <Ebe> It will not move, there is no driver, one must sleep. Upon waking up, they will be at a diner in Minnesota
[13:46:31] <Ebe> The first time the waitress asks what they want, they must simply wave their hand indifferently, and so on for the second and third times
[13:47:41] <Ebe> The fourth time they must speak the words "Odium Mundus"
[13:47:51] <Ebe> The waitress will seemingly ignore them
[13:48:12] <Ebe> They must then go to the alley behind the diner, there will be a raccoon
[13:49:02] <Ebe> If they extend their hand to the raccoon, it will lunge forward to bite, but they must not flinch. the raccoon will continue biting their arm, slowly swallowing up to the elbow
[13:49:22] <Ebe> At this point their hand will find something in the raccoon's stomach, they must pull it out, it will be a key
[13:49:58] <Ebe> There is a fuse box next to the kitchen door to the alley, the key unlocks this box
[13:50:11] <Ebe> Inside will be a cup of coffee that is that bad
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