Forum survey, introductory thing

It had a salty, savory flavor - not unlike a raw pork roll with semen filling.

You should probably acquire a taste for semen first. Also, blood. Lots of blood.

Also, if they're a virgin, it smells like squid.

Well, I've never eaten human penis- apparently it's chewy. But I have had bull's penis. When it was cooked it tasted like pretty much nothing and had the texture of a sausage made of vaseline.

I don't like chewy meat. My jaw gets tired.

Real name: Casey Fett

A/S/L: 24/Male/Springfield, Massachusetts

How you found the website: Lurked a long time ago; I think it must have been either through the sprites or Mortasheen before it had a name, but I always like to check back and see what's up.

Hobbies: Video games which I don't play too much of anymore, books which I only read when I'm supposed to be doing something else, occasionally boring through my Netflix queue, wasting time on the internet, daydreaming snippets of slightly disturbing turns of phrase that wouldn't fit with anything I could write, and wishing that I could have more me to deal with the surplus of wondrous distractions.

Favorite films: The Thing for horror, Young Frankenstein for comedy, Die Hard for action.

Favorite animals: Monkeys, crows, octopi, and pigs.

Favorite foods: Pancakes with butter and actual maple syrup with a side of bacon and sausages, eaten in the same bite like a sandwich. Cheese omelets with grilled ham on toasted rye, with bacon. Red Robin double bacon cheeseburger with mozzarella cheese and barbecue sauce, a bed of onion straws substituting the tomato slices with extra bacon. Pizza that's just very slightly doughy, covered in cheese and bacon and hamburger and ham and pepperoni. Chocolate drizzled canoli, without bacon. Oddly enough, have never tried chocolate-covered bacon.

Hated foods: I don't like creamed corn, at all. The smell of it makes me nauseous.

Anything else you want to say about yourself: Sometimes I feel guilty about liking pigs but loving bacon so much, and then wonder if pigs would do the same thing to other pigs if bacon tasted to them like it does to me. And then I eat the bacon.

Have you ever made pancakes with bacon and scrambled eggs inside of them? That shit is cash.

Never inside, but that sounds kinda tasty. Totally gonna have to try that.

Ok hello everyone I am new here I am a horror fan and a fan of many things.
I came here due to the Ggozilla creepypasta.
Hope I can share some cool stuff.
Well hope to contribute, I want to get into film making. I've made some youtube videos before. Yet I have never had a real camera.
So anything I should know about this place?

Our resident Troll is Tzar Nazi. Chup and Ebe can be really vengeful if you get on their bad sides. Scythe can equated to Caesar watching the gladiators at times. Everyone here is pretty much a bro albeit a bit off kilter. You'll get used to Xolta's typing.

why does it say over 300 people are here?

People want to read Normal Porn for Normal People, I guess.

Burnt Gospel gave you some pretty good advice regarding some of the dangers.

Occasionally some members (Chupacabra) will post NSFW stuff in a thread they don't like, so be mindful when you come on the forum that there might suddenly be a penis or something, in case you live with your parents and they would care.

We're mostly here based on a shared interest in monsters, the dominant culture is fairly sarcastic, so if you're a SERIOUS BUSINESS kind of guy you'll get made fun of a lot. Definitely don't post pictures of yourself holding weapons to look badass, or talk about how you punched a kid one time, we mock those people relentlessly.

Very few of the members here will be legitimately mean to you unless you get really defensive when they joke around (some of the jokes ARE pretty mean sounding) or don't ever respond to things (just keep posting pictures and never talking, etc.)

That said, post monsters and don't take things too seriously and you'll get along just fine.

thanks man
Also I had to change my avatar the gigan one screwed up.

1. tarstutzi is not an issue.

2. How am I vengeful?

Really, I was referring to the whole Kainsword debacle and how long you can hold a grudge.