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Cryptids and hoax-based creatures| Dreamer |
Posted: Aug 27 2011, 10:30 PM
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 New and... Improved?  Group: Elder Things Posts: 1,521 Member No.: 160 Joined: 18-January 10  |
Because phony biology is still biology dammit.
 I'll start with The Great Moon Hoax, because everybody loves bat-people on the moon! --------------------
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| Vampyroteuthis infernalis |
Posted: Aug 27 2011, 10:50 PM
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 Like a flying battle ship  Group: Members Posts: 195 Member No.: 414 Joined: 10-August 11 |
 The Dover demon, who was first sighted by a pack of stoners. To my knowledg, only known encounter. Cracked article about 5 of thease -------------------- There’s a thousand and one uses for stuff like this when you really put your mind to it. Drop your car-keys down a gutter? Just build a hook and chain out of twelve bendy skeletons! Need to build a tiny fence around that freshly planted sapling? Twelve bendy skeletons will hold together through the toughest weather! Need to plug your neighbor's exhaust pipe so they suffocate and die? Bendy skeletons, man!
-scythemantis, the main site QUOTE (MacGyver @ Aug 9 2011, 02:53 PM) "Okay, these slimy guts tell me that you two should worship me as a god and that I get all the women, money, and booze. What? The sacred intestines don't lie!"  GIF unrelated |
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| furbearingbrick |
Posted: Aug 27 2011, 11:37 PM
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 I wonder what this switch do...ARGH ORGANS GONE FOREVER  Group: Verifiable Organisms Posts: 3,178 Member No.: 71 Joined: 18-May 09 |
The Symmonds Gnomes and the Flatwoods Monster are now generally believed to be owls. These fall under cases of mistaken identity and not out-and-out hoaxes, however.
HOOT, BITCH!! -------------------- |
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| Vampyroteuthis infernalis |
Posted: Aug 27 2011, 11:51 PM
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Like a flying battle ship Group: Members Posts: 195 Member No.: 414 Joined: 10-August 11 |
  Better, then? Also,  OMFG you guise, I haz Unicorn horn!!! AKA narwhal horn. -------------------- There’s a thousand and one uses for stuff like this when you really put your mind to it. Drop your car-keys down a gutter? Just build a hook and chain out of twelve bendy skeletons! Need to build a tiny fence around that freshly planted sapling? Twelve bendy skeletons will hold together through the toughest weather! Need to plug your neighbor's exhaust pipe so they suffocate and die? Bendy skeletons, man!
-scythemantis, the main site QUOTE (MacGyver @ Aug 9 2011, 02:53 PM) "Okay, these slimy guts tell me that you two should worship me as a god and that I get all the women, money, and booze. What? The sacred intestines don't lie!" GIF unrelated |
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| xolta |
Posted: Aug 28 2011, 12:59 AM
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 Wackey as propaganda.  Group: Super Moderators Posts: 12,970 Member No.: 144 Joined: 23-December 09 |
Fur baring trout
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| Chupacabra |
Posted: Aug 28 2011, 01:07 AM
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 Albino Nigger Anti-Hero Group: Elder Things Posts: 8,237 Member No.: 14 Joined: 7-April 09 |
It was three encounters, actually. The first was Bill Bartlett, who sighted it while driving. As I recall he was the one who drew that sketch. The second encounter was by John Baxter and Pete Mitchell an hour later. It was witnessed again by Abby Brabham and Will Traintor the next day. If I recall correctly, the only witness who had indulged in recreational drugs was Bartlett, who had smoked marijuana before seeing the creature. Marijuana does not cause hallucinations. --------------------  You're a real Pollyanna Chup. - ScutigeraColeoptrata outhouseinferno: chup's species came here when the teenaged ufo drivers threw their used condom out the airlock |
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| Veninax |
Posted: Aug 28 2011, 02:08 AM
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 The bees just aren't quite enough. Group: Verifiable Organisms Posts: 1,556 Member No.: 247 Joined: 9-October 10 |
The Montauk Monster is pretty bland and uninteresting when comparing it to some of the older, cooler looking cryptids, but it's always fun to see some sort of unexplained creature (That's obviously fake.) make it into the news.
Beware: The link above leads to a news report that is insufferably annoying. Handle with caution. -------------------- Zirconium pants.
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| Admiral_Aorta |
Posted: Aug 28 2011, 03:37 AM
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 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc5wkQm6B44 Group: Elder Things Posts: 1,897 Member No.: 4 Joined: 7-April 09 |
That isn't fake, it was a partially decomposed raccoon carcass, as explained here.
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| xolta |
Posted: Aug 28 2011, 03:56 AM
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Wackey as propaganda. Group: Super Moderators Posts: 12,970 Member No.: 144 Joined: 23-December 09 |
Ozark howler is a cryptid form my part of the world. Its a large cat that siad to be a leopard or a Giant six legged purple cat with horns. It gets its name form the loud howling noise it so post to make.
The photos if it turened out to be a fake. Some framer just guled hrons from a ram on a stuffed pantar or was it his cat i cant remeber. -------------------- Curently banned for life for blockbuster and hollywood video
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| IcyBowser |
Posted: Aug 28 2011, 08:56 AM
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 Whoops Group: Members Posts: 2,457 Member No.: 190 Joined: 12-June 10 |
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| Anyone00 |
Posted: Aug 29 2011, 11:44 PM
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 The Moltar-Snork Group: Elder Things Posts: 2,507 Member No.: 143 Joined: 7-December 09 |
Blemmyae
  Headless chest-faced cannibals that were said to live in Africa, in Nubia, Kush, or Ethiopia, generally south of Egypt as described by Pliny the Elder. Chances are it was a server misunderstanding of a turban or a fro. And racist. Jackalope  A jackrabbit with antlers. It's adorable and it can shiv you: what more could you want? --------------------   |
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| Chupacabra |
Posted: Aug 30 2011, 12:06 AM
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Albino Nigger Anti-Hero Group: Elder Things Posts: 8,237 Member No.: 14 Joined: 7-April 09 |
How is that racist?
-------------------- You're a real Pollyanna Chup. - ScutigeraColeoptrata outhouseinferno: chup's species came here when the teenaged ufo drivers threw their used condom out the airlock |
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| Anyone00 |
Posted: Aug 30 2011, 12:13 AM
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The Moltar-Snork Group: Elder Things Posts: 2,507 Member No.: 143 Joined: 7-December 09 |
Thinking inhabitants of unknown areas of Africa and the Middle East were literary brainless cannibals. Plus, tongue in cheek. -------------------- |
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| Shoggoth |
Posted: Aug 30 2011, 12:30 AM
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 Digest that Meat! Group: Members Posts: 253 Member No.: 402 Joined: 19-July 11 |
 The Lake George Monster is amazingly stupid. --------------------  |
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| Chupacabra |
Posted: Aug 30 2011, 03:02 AM
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Albino Nigger Anti-Hero Group: Elder Things Posts: 8,237 Member No.: 14 Joined: 7-April 09 |
They weren't comparing them to an actually known people, it was speculation. -------------------- You're a real Pollyanna Chup. - ScutigeraColeoptrata outhouseinferno: chup's species came here when the teenaged ufo drivers threw their used condom out the airlock |
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