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 ANOTHER MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN DECISION GAME, JUMPIN ON THE BANDWAGON
IcyBowser
Posted: Aug 28 2011, 08:47 AM


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Take saltwater, put it into syringe and immediately inject it into your eye


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Shoggoth
Posted: Aug 28 2011, 01:41 PM


Digest that Meat!
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Summon a Tunicate-Dolphin to ride.


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Vampyroteuthis infernalis
Posted: Aug 28 2011, 02:09 PM


Like a flying battle ship
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Befriend the giant crabs, and ride them into R'leyh


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There’s a thousand and one uses for stuff like this when you really put your mind to it. Drop your car-keys down a gutter? Just build a hook and chain out of twelve bendy skeletons! Need to build a tiny fence around that freshly planted sapling? Twelve bendy skeletons will hold together through the toughest weather! Need to plug your neighbor's exhaust pipe so they suffocate and die? Bendy skeletons, man!
-scythemantis, the main site

QUOTE (MacGyver @ Aug 9 2011, 02:53 PM)
"Okay, these slimy guts tell me that you two should worship me as a god and that I get all the women, money, and booze. What? The sacred intestines don't lie!"

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KDarkness
Posted: Aug 28 2011, 10:00 PM


Brains, Bees, and Batman
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Summon tons of tadpoles and have them carry you out to R'lyeh.


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"Sometimes I think we'd all be better off without our organs; less heartache." - ScutigeraColeoptrata
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Veninax
Posted: Aug 28 2011, 11:48 PM


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Use Raol and Bull Lee as a raft and strap on cinder-block shoes to sink into the city.


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Chiropto Necrolus
Posted: May 6 2012, 07:38 AM


Cosmic Horror
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Wait! You just got an excellent idea!

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You put some saltwater into your trusty syringe, and...

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AAAAAAAAAGH WHY WOULD ANYBODY THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA!?

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Okay, so, that didn't work. Now what?

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Old Bull Lee steps up and starts tapping away at his typewriter...

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AND SUMMONS THE MIGHTY TUNICATE DOLPHINS!

The dolphins take the three of you to R'lyeh. Nothing particularly interesting happens on the way there.

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You thank the dolphins and wave farewell to them as you reach the shore... or whatever that is. (It never occurs to you to have the dolphins hang around for a while in case you need to make a hasty escape, because you are a dumbass.)

Man, dolphins sure are nice, and totally not at all murderous or rapacious.

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You suddenly hear a cry for help and run off to see what's wrong.

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You find a small, panicky man. He manages to tell you his name between stuttering breaths; Randolph Carter.

What's his problem?




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Chiropto Necrolus
Posted: May 6 2012, 07:40 AM


Cosmic Horror
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As far as I know, Lovecraft wasn't a junkie, but I just couldn't resist.




Also, I have no idea what happened to the colors in the last image...




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Rasec Wizzlbang
Posted: May 6 2012, 08:07 AM


Move mountains! Mount movements!
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He has a bean intolerance, but it's all he's had to eat since he's gotten stuck there


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Revereche
Posted: May 6 2012, 08:53 AM


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For Lovecraft, LIFE was a bad trip.


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Shoggoth
Posted: May 6 2012, 03:11 PM


Digest that Meat!
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Inquire about the crowd of seemingly annoyed Zoogs nibbling on Carters neck. Maybe that has something to do with it.


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Chupacabra
Posted: May 6 2012, 03:26 PM


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Perhaps the shock of the primordial inhabitants of R'yleh has gotten to him?


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You're a real Pollyanna Chup. - ScutigeraColeoptrata
outhouseinferno: chup's species came here when the teenaged ufo drivers threw their used condom out the airlock
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Vile Pile
Posted: May 6 2012, 06:03 PM


HUEHUEHUE
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He's about to transform into a colony of carnivorous barnacles... as every night with full moon... because Randolph is a were-nacle.


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Krader
Posted: May 6 2012, 07:24 PM


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He's simply a vivid hallucination. To prove he doesn't exist, hit him in the head with all of your penises, then feast on his corpse.
Or...
Make passionate love to him until he reveals his secrets.


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Hey, let's be civilised and just scratch each other's eyes out.- Inazor Felix
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KDarkness
Posted: May 7 2012, 02:03 AM


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YES IT'S BACK

Give him something to calm his nerves.


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Arachnid knight
Posted: May 10 2012, 07:09 AM


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Have Bull Lee challenge him to a depression-off The exchange of beautiful agony and timultuous grief will likely cause any hostile creatures within to take their own lives upon realizing the pointlessness of existance!
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