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IcyBowser	Posted: Aug 28 2011, 08:47 AM
Whoops Group: Members Posts: 2,457 Member No.: 190 Joined: 12-June 10	Take saltwater, put it into syringe and immediately inject it into your eye --------------------

Shoggoth	Posted: Aug 28 2011, 01:41 PM
Digest that Meat! Group: Members Posts: 253 Member No.: 402 Joined: 19-July 11	Summon a Tunicate-Dolphin to ride. --------------------

Vampyroteuthis infernalis	Posted: Aug 28 2011, 02:09 PM
Like a flying battle ship Group: Members Posts: 195 Member No.: 414 Joined: 10-August 11	Befriend the giant crabs, and ride them into R'leyh -------------------- There�s a thousand and one uses for stuff like this when you really put your mind to it. Drop your car-keys down a gutter? Just build a hook and chain out of twelve bendy skeletons! Need to build a tiny fence around that freshly planted sapling? Twelve bendy skeletons will hold together through the toughest weather! Need to plug your neighbor's exhaust pipe so they suffocate and die? Bendy skeletons, man! -scythemantis, the main site QUOTE (MacGyver @ Aug 9 2011, 02:53 PM) "Okay, these slimy guts tell me that you two should worship me as a god and that I get all the women, money, and booze. What? The sacred intestines don't lie!" GIF unrelated

KDarkness	Posted: Aug 28 2011, 10:00 PM
Brains, Bees, and Batman Group: Verifiable Organisms Posts: 1,630 Member No.: 233 Joined: 10-September 10	Summon tons of tadpoles and have them carry you out to R'lyeh. -------------------- "Sometimes I think we'd all be better off without our organs; less heartache." - ScutigeraColeoptrata

Veninax	Posted: Aug 28 2011, 11:48 PM
The bees just aren't quite enough. Group: Verifiable Organisms Posts: 1,556 Member No.: 247 Joined: 9-October 10	Use Raol and Bull Lee as a raft and strap on cinder-block shoes to sink into the city. -------------------- Zirconium pants.

Chiropto Necrolus	Posted: May 6 2012, 07:38 AM
Indescribable Monstrosity Group: Elder Things Posts: 2,437 Member No.: 32 Joined: 9-April 09	Wait! You just got an excellent idea! You put some saltwater into your trusty syringe, and... AAAAAAAAAGH WHY WOULD ANYBODY THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA!? Okay, so, that didn't work. Now what? Old Bull Lee steps up and starts tapping away at his typewriter... AND SUMMONS THE MIGHTY TUNICATE DOLPHINS! The dolphins take the three of you to R'lyeh. Nothing particularly interesting happens on the way there. You thank the dolphins and wave farewell to them as you reach the shore... or whatever that is. (It never occurs to you to have the dolphins hang around for a while in case you need to make a hasty escape, because you are a dumbass.) Man, dolphins sure are nice, and totally not at all murderous or rapacious. You suddenly hear a cry for help and run off to see what's wrong. You find a small, panicky man. He manages to tell you his name between stuttering breaths; Randolph Carter. What's his problem? --------------------

Chiropto Necrolus	Posted: May 6 2012, 07:40 AM
Indescribable Monstrosity Group: Elder Things Posts: 2,437 Member No.: 32 Joined: 9-April 09	As far as I know, Lovecraft wasn't a junkie, but I just couldn't resist. Also, I have no idea what happened to the colors in the last image... --------------------

Rasec Wizzlbang	Posted: May 6 2012, 08:07 AM
Move mountains! Mount movements! Group: Elder Things Posts: 7,513 Member No.: 6 Joined: 7-April 09	He has a bean intolerance, but it's all he's had to eat since he's gotten stuck there --------------------

Revereche	Posted: May 6 2012, 08:53 AM
ハヒ〜♥ Group: Super Moderators Posts: 8,717 Member No.: 157 Joined: 11-January 10	For Lovecraft, LIFE was a bad trip. -------------------- ペロペロペロ

Shoggoth	Posted: May 6 2012, 03:11 PM
Digest that Meat! Group: Members Posts: 253 Member No.: 402 Joined: 19-July 11	Inquire about the crowd of seemingly annoyed Zoogs nibbling on Carters neck. Maybe that has something to do with it. --------------------

Chupacabra	Posted: May 6 2012, 03:26 PM
Albino Nigger Anti-Hero Group: Elder Things Posts: 8,238 Member No.: 14 Joined: 7-April 09	Perhaps the shock of the primordial inhabitants of R'yleh has gotten to him? -------------------- You're a real Pollyanna Chup. - ScutigeraColeoptrata outhouseinferno: chup's species came here when the teenaged ufo drivers threw their used condom out the airlock

Vile Pile	Posted: May 6 2012, 06:03 PM
Former pile of vile Group: Verifiable Organisms Posts: 155 Member No.: 564 Joined: 2-April 12	He's about to transform into a colony of carnivorous barnacles... as every night with full moon... because Randolph is a were-nacle. --------------------

Krader	Posted: May 6 2012, 07:24 PM
Would you like a balloon? Group: Verifiable Organisms Posts: 608 Member No.: 459 Joined: 19-November 11	He's simply a vivid hallucination. To prove he doesn't exist, hit him in the head with all of your penises, then feast on his corpse. Or... Make passionate love to him until he reveals his secrets. -------------------- Hey, let's be civilised and just scratch each other's eyes out.- Inazor Felix

KDarkness	Posted: May 7 2012, 02:03 AM
Brains, Bees, and Batman Group: Verifiable Organisms Posts: 1,630 Member No.: 233 Joined: 10-September 10	YES IT'S BACK Give him something to calm his nerves. -------------------- "Sometimes I think we'd all be better off without our organs; less heartache." - ScutigeraColeoptrata

Arachnid knight	Posted: May 10 2012, 07:09 AM
Chithinous Vigilant Group: Elder Things Posts: 747 Member No.: 65 Joined: 4-May 09	Have Bull Lee challenge him to a depression-off The exchange of beautiful agony and timultuous grief will likely cause any hostile creatures within to take their own lives upon realizing the pointlessness of existance!

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