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How do you even as to like 8000 posts?
That's just mind-blowing. I find it difficult to post at my current lousy rate.

First step: remove all inhibition.

I love ponies!

Scythe! Why do I feel like the articles on TopTenz.com are nowhere near as good as the ones on Cracked? Is it because Cracked has a lot of humorous editors that make little changes here and there to your work?

Toptenz isn't as humor-oriented as Cracked. It's also meant to be a tiny bit more family friendly, and it's nothing but "top ten ___" instead of "most mind boggling/amazing/twisted/surprising ___"

Cracked does add about a fourth to half the jokes that end up in final articles.

It's funny because there's more related pages that are porn on Toptenz than there are on Cracked.

So, Scythe, I was wondering if you'd ever consider doing any articles on robotic monsters after the whole Mortasheen RPG is done. I know that they kind of skirt the line of what exactly can be called a "monster", but I'd really love to see which are your favorite mechanical monstrosities.

And also, you never answered my question about doing an article on Dinosaurs. I know you said you wouldn't treat animals any differently based on whether or not they were extinct (Which, again, I think is rather refreshing), but given that all dinosaurs (Not including Birds) are extinct, that wouldn't be that much of an issue. And besides, dinosaurs are some of the coolest real monsters to ever live. So, what'd ya say?

And also, how come you never included Thri-Keen on your list of heroic bugs? I mean, the Thranx sound cool and all, but I think the Thri-Keen take the idea farther by not only being heroic but also that fact that you can play as them.

Dreamer, you need to stop asking him to do things that you want and covering for it with ass kissing 'hey, have you ever thought to do this?' questions.
Also, I'm PREEEETTY sure that Thri-kreen tribes are neutral and evil in most campaign settings.

JL has a point Dreamer, you keep asking people to do stuff you want them to do and sugarcoating it, this has been going on since I met you really...

I'm sorry JL. It's just that that's sort of mny default way of asking him about these sorts of things. I don't really know how to say it without sounding like a screaming asshole rather than the whithered doubletalker I sound like now.

And, since I haven't read that much Dark Sun material, you're probably right, though from the little stuff I have seen of them (Mainly their appearance in the original Monster Manual 2 and the new Dark Sun game) they seem to lean more on the neutral side. It was probably me extrapolating the fact that you could play as a good one to the whole species. I'd love to see Scythe mention them, but I doubt he'd have a "Bugs who are neutrally aligned" article.

The Thri-Kreen can be evil, though. They'll eat humans.