My Mortasheen OMFG submission!

Suddenly I'm imagining one of those vending machines with the toys in little plastic capsules only the capsules have little rubber caricatures of mortasheen monsters.

I would convert all of my money into quarters and empty it immediately.

That's what I'd want the most, actually. Crude, cheap rubber toys that just sort of look like my designs, like the Ugly Stickers toys.

Only their eyes (when applicable) would be painted, with maybe some haphazard highlights on other areas.

A chunky green rubber Chainsaw Kid that looks more like a sad floppy alligator, with some orange splatters.

*Official* Mortasheen bootlegs. I like it.

There was a SBEmail about that.

If you made a Mortasheen figure line, you'd have hundreds of dollars from my house alone. I can imagine something that's a cross between MUSCLE figurines and the translucent monsters, little plastic figurines maybe an inch or two tall in assorted colors.
Maybe there could be 12-packs based on the monster's class or something, or the color of the plastic they're made from would be based on their class. ie, botanicals light green, arthropoids dark green, unknowns purple, bioconstructs grey/orange, etc.

Found it.

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Nice link there, dumbass.

It's okay, Outsider - I don't understand how those links work either.
We can be dumbasses together!

I guess that makes three dumbasses, then.