part 2
*warning flashing images*
xolta: so you want me to help him
Blue robot: ROAAARGGGGHHHHH
xolta: you always take his side
fine ill go

xolta: oops looks like i got here a little late


Salty: The time is at hand! Come Jane, we must merge!


Salty: Lemme just get my hand in there-

*POW*

Lucha Jane: no
Salty: aw come on it'll be fun

Dr Caligari: Hold it right there!

Dr Caligari: Put your hands up Salty!

Dr Caligari: This madness ends here! Casper is going to blow this whole room to bits!
*beep beep beep*

Dr Caligari: What? It can't be!

Dr Caligari: Casper how could you betray me?!
Casper: Sorry son but Salty is paying twice what you offered me

Salty: Your services are no longer required!

*BANG*

Salty: Now that I've dealt with that pesky interruption, we can get back to-
*POW*


Lucha Jane: I am not your puppet. Now I must go. Xolta is calling.

Morpheus: MERGE WITH ME CHILD AND WE SHALL COMFORT THE WORLLLDDDD

Salty: Noooooo!
A SHOCKING TRANSFORMATION

Jerry: I knew I should have taken that goddamn paid vacation this week
*OUTSIDE THE BASE*

xolta: get your hnads of me you barsteds

xolta: what the AGGGHHG




SUDDENLY INSTRUMENTALITY




......

Salty: I'm sorry for being such a dick all those times.
Blue Robot: NOW DIE


xolta: were am i

xolta: EW WHAT THE FUCK
POOL OF FORMULA

xolta: Lucha Jane whats going on im scared hold me

Lucha Jane: The goliath has fufilled your wish. All have become gravy men, at one with the formula that is the essence of all beings
xolta: girl i think we need to tlak
*AFTER A BUNCH OF FLASHBACKS AND SHIT*

Lucha Jane: Is this not what you wanted? I thought most people disgust you.
xolta: Nah i didn't really mean it i was just butter
Lucha Jane: So you want things to be back the way they were? If you wish for that, people can hurt you again.
xolta: meh its ok just chnage it back
also you have lovely thighs
lucha jane: *giggle*
THIRD IMPACT REJECTED

Lucha jack: there you are turd recepticle
i found out that you wibbled on my head and now i'm sick

xolta: sorry