part 2*warning flashing images*
xolta: so you want me to help him
Blue robot: ROAAARGGGGHHHHH
xolta: you always take his side
fine ill go
xolta: oops looks like i got here a little late
Salty: The time is at hand! Come Jane, we must merge!
Salty: Lemme just get my hand in there-
Lucha Jane: no
Salty: aw come on it'll be fun
Dr Caligari: Hold it right there!
Dr Caligari: Put your hands up Salty!
Dr Caligari: This madness ends here! Casper is going to blow this whole room to bits!
*beep beep beep*
Dr Caligari: What? It can't be!
Dr Caligari: Casper how could you betray me?!
Casper: Sorry son but Salty is paying twice what you offered me
Salty: Your services are no longer required!
Salty: Now that I've dealt with that pesky interruption, we can get back to-
Lucha Jane: I am not your puppet. Now I must go. Xolta is calling.
Morpheus: MERGE WITH ME CHILD AND WE SHALL COMFORT THE WORLLLDDDD
Salty: Noooooo!A SHOCKING TRANSFORMATION
Jerry: I knew I should have taken that goddamn paid vacation this week
*OUTSIDE THE BASE*
xolta: get your hnads of me you barsteds
xolta: what the AGGGHHGSUDDENLY INSTRUMENTALITY
Salty: I'm sorry for being such a dick all those times.
Blue Robot: NOW DIE
xolta: were am i
xolta: EW WHAT THE FUCKPOOL OF FORMULA
xolta: Lucha Jane whats going on im scared hold me
Lucha Jane: The goliath has fufilled your wish. All have become gravy men, at one with the formula that is the essence of all beings
xolta: girl i think we need to tlak
*AFTER A BUNCH OF FLASHBACKS AND SHIT*
Lucha Jane: Is this not what you wanted? I thought most people disgust you.
xolta: Nah i didn't really mean it i was just butter
Lucha Jane: So you want things to be back the way they were? If you wish for that, people can hurt you again.
xolta: meh its ok just chnage it back
also you have lovely thighs
lucha jane: *giggle*THIRD IMPACT REJECTED
Lucha jack: there you are turd recepticle
i found out that you wibbled on my head and now i'm sick