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The Leader
Posted: Oct 23 2012, 10:03 PM


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[3/23/2012 9:01:19 PM] Michael Ryan: Do I seem like somebody who will ultimately end up okay. Or somebody like a Ted or one of the Bogleechers who seem like it's hopelss.

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You can't change people's minds with love and reasoning and respect either dude. I yell at people just for the satisfaction of them knowing I hate them for being different from me. I just wish I could actually hurt their feelings or ruin their lives somehow instead of mildly irritate them, that'd be sweet as shit.

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xolta
Posted: Oct 24 2012, 12:45 AM


Wackey as propaganda.
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Well without outhouse there be no web comics by me at all.


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xolta
Posted: Oct 25 2012, 01:39 AM


Wackey as propaganda.
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Dr. Orlock: At last I have you In my clutches Captain!

Captain wonderful: Ha ha vile fiend you think you can stop justice.
My New partner will soon get here and stop th likes of you.

Dr. Orlock: I like to see the fools try.

~Mean While~

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Inturn Susan: So how long you been a inturn for this guy?

Dave: A few days. How about you?


Inturn Susan: About the same.

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Inturn Susan: So... you got any smokes?

Dave: No plus I think your brakes are over. We can get coffee after work and trade stories.


Inturn Susan: Cool I will bring my girl friend along.


Dave: Yeah sure, that will be cool. Welp back to to work ~giggle~

~Later~

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Dr. Orlock: I will get you get time!... Next time! Quick Minion to the evil liar.


Inturn Susan: You mean The office?


Dr. Orlock: Must every one ruin my fun?!


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OuthouseInferno
Posted: Oct 25 2012, 01:58 AM


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Oho, development. I wish to see the fabled coffee.


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"Tentacle rape is such an otherworldy outlandish experience that it is something more akin to a dream. It is like being raped by Satan, there is no shame to being raped by Satan since if it happens it is an ineveitability that was ordained by the universe. It is in short a purely physical experience."
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Spivsy
Posted: Oct 25 2012, 05:15 PM


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"Inturn Susan: Cool I will bring my girl friend along.


Susan is gay? talk about character development


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xolta
Posted: Oct 28 2012, 03:27 PM


Wackey as propaganda.
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Mrs. Orlock: I cant believe you got us throw out of a restaurant again!
How many times do I have to tell you do not try to lobotomize the wait staff!

Dr. Orlock: But peachy pie he was giving use bad service.

Mrs. Orlock: Marry a doctor my mother said. You know I dated byorg back in the day.


Dr. Orlock: And Here comes they I dated byorg story.
I should have put that mind control chip in you after all.


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Salty: YARrrggh... Do I be in the middle of some thing?

Mrs. Orlock: No, I am done talking to that pig headed man. He never listens to me.
So How goes the whole ghost pirate thing?

Salty: It be going not well, melding kids and there lot have cause me ruin.
So I be fallowing a wind and opened a fancy sea food place.

~later at salty's ship of sea food.~

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Dr. Orlock: Susan you work here too?

Inturn Susan: I work at a lot of places. So can I start you of with a drink?



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OuthouseInferno
Posted: Oct 31 2012, 07:19 PM


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If nothing else Salty has to make it back to the Lucha Jack universe, from which he took his body.


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"Tentacle rape is such an otherworldy outlandish experience that it is something more akin to a dream. It is like being raped by Satan, there is no shame to being raped by Satan since if it happens it is an ineveitability that was ordained by the universe. It is in short a purely physical experience."
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xolta
Posted: Nov 1 2012, 03:59 AM


Wackey as propaganda.
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Sorry of thos sucks I kinda pulled this out of my ass/ this came from a vauge stupid idea. Sorry

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Inturn Susuan: Why did you bring me out here this early in the morning.

Dr. Orlock: I found these amazing androids and this strange fellow around here.

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inturn Susan: Wait that cant be.. Jack is that you?

Dr. Orlock: You know him?

Inturn Susan: He looks like jack my older brother, but that cant be he is in Mexico.

Dr. Orlock: That imposable you foolish women. He show signs of extra universal angry.

Inturn Susan:Come again?

Dr. Orlock If i am right he is from a alternate universe then are own and so far is fine metal comrades. Oh the things I could do with them. ~drools~

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Lucha Jack: Popper your alive? I Guess I will just have to kill you and make boots from your piss poor skin. Die you insane bitch.

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Dr. Orlock: Now now good sir I can explain every thing all you need to do is listen.

Lucha Jack: You got ten seconds before I carve you up.


Dr. Orlock: For some reason or a other you an alternate reality form your own.


Lucha Jack: God dammit the force of the lucha asteroid must have blasted me into this reality instead of killing me.

Dr. Orlock: You don't seem so shocked by this at all.

Lucha Jack: Shit like this happens to me.. A lot.

Iuntrun Susan: Ugh why did my psychology possessor recommend this inturnship to me... I am going back to the office


Dr. Orlock: Don't you mean evil lair.


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Vortan
Posted: Nov 1 2012, 12:05 PM


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At one point Dr. Orlock will be sobbing uncontrollably and saying "It's an evil lair! Why won't anyone call it that!? That's all I ever asked......."


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OuthouseInferno
Posted: Nov 1 2012, 04:38 PM


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So is it alternate reality... or a different universe in the multiverse??

There is a difference, the chainsaw can access the latter but not the former.

edit: DC treats the terms without difference, so ignore this entire post


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"Tentacle rape is such an otherworldy outlandish experience that it is something more akin to a dream. It is like being raped by Satan, there is no shame to being raped by Satan since if it happens it is an ineveitability that was ordained by the universe. It is in short a purely physical experience."
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xolta
Posted: Nov 3 2012, 05:30 AM


Wackey as propaganda.
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Intern Susan: That's it I have had it with this crazy internship!

Dr. Orlock: Why?

Inturn Susan: I will not be part of some convoluted time travel plot that
involves stealing the statue of liberty. I quit I can always find a other super villain
to intern for.

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Salty: YARrr.. You be all ready working for me.
Also I be semi retried from the whole ghost pirate thing,
Yargh.


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Dr. xolta: I am looking for a yeti.

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Captain wonderful: Sorry citizen but I have a side kick and a intern,
call back in a few weeks or so my boy wonders usually die pretty quickly.

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Byorg: Nope


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Intern Susan: Fifteen nos, i am such a loser.

Miss-beehave: What seems to bee the problem honey.


Inturn Susan: I quick my internship with orlock and I need a new one quick or there goes my chances of passing my class.

Miss-beehave: Well I can bee of help I have a intern program for bee plus students . Bee there this Tuesday.

Intern Susan: Thank you so much, you have no idea what this means.


To be continued

Turns out i have been spelling tern worng this whole time.


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xolta
Posted: Dec 1 2012, 01:17 AM


Wackey as propaganda.
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