HELLA FUNTIME ADVENTURE FRIENDS!, hella funtime adventure awaits you!

[Cheezbob325]

http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/78/...710_3064218.jpg

The image is WAY to big to post directly into the thread, and shrinking it would render the text illegible, so you'll have to click the link!

Stranded on a remote island in the middle of nowhere, you must survive for four years before you can return to your own world. You can bring one knapsack worth of supplies.....and two (2) Hella Funtime Friends! You won't be alone, however...others stranded on this island have brought their own companions! Will you make alliances? Will you make enemies? Will you die a horrible death? No matter what happens...hella funtime adventure awaits you!

tl;dr: you're stuck on an island, and you get to pick any 2 of the companions shown in the linked picture. Post your choices in the thread, and explain why. And don't forget to factor in the decisions of others!

I'll start it off: I would go with Kazoo and Gilligan. Each day I'd get more food, and I'd go out, find a water source, then store it in Kazoo, for drinking and keeping Gilligan alive. Then Kazoo would return us to camp when all the day's tasks were completed. In order to build a shelter, I'd find a group of hella funtime friends who don't have a direct food source but can provide shelter, then offer them half of my daily pierogies in exchange for providing us with shelter.

[Jesus lizard]

First of all, never use funnyjunk.
Second, I always forget about this and it strikes me as odd that we didn't already have a topic.
I love the drawings, I hope you plan on posting the outdated art and 'out of print' hella fun time guys.
I miss the drawing of Coily where she was smiling. :c

My chartroom buddies and I all have our guys picked out, and I think I have cantelo and the skeleton chosen as my minions - but I always change that.
We never do anything with this - I'm gonna put thought to DMing some kind of convoluted and stupid island role play adventure there...

[Cheezbob325]

I'd love to see an actual RP of this. And I didn't even realize I got it from funnyjunk, I just used Google image search without paying attention to where it came from.

[Chiropto Necrolus]

....

What...what'd JL do wrong?

[Jesus lizard]

:c

[Rasec Wizzlbang]

Dayum, Xolta, tha fuck meng

[xolta]

I am desspered and in a bad mood i am sorry for taking it out on you jl.
For that i deleted my post and a from of making it up to you may hit me if you want to.

[Jesus lizard]

Thanks. I don't think anyone could ever want to hit you, Xolta. :>

[Rasec Wizzlbang]

[Revereche]

http://i.imgur.com/EuEmt.jpg <-- the image in question

I pick Bones and Murray, because they're hot. While awake, I take Bones on expeditions that function as ways to kill time, find food, and cheap attempts to seduce Bones. Sexual orders seem to be the exception to the rule. While asleep, I sleepwalk on wild and hilarious adventures with Murray and Bones (punctuated by their desperate scramblings to keep me from walking off cliffs or into the mouths of apex predators), which always seem to end with me waking surrounded by a minefield of massacred insects and other small animal life. Mmm, them's good eatin'!

I'm to understand, from stories told by an exasperated Bones, that Murray is at least as skeezy as I am (Bones's eye sockets are UP HERE, thankyouverymuch), and they frequently get into arguments over whether some adorable animal/carnivorous plant deserves a brutal and extended death for taking me for a snack.

Shelter? Shelter is for losers who don't have loyal, tireless servants to guard and cart them around as they sleep.


Also, I missed xolta being a bitch? GODDAMMIT.

[Rasec Wizzlbang]

Not sure about my other pick, but I'd definitely pick Cactus Juan.

I'm only sad he's only active during daylight. No sitting by the campfire at night listening to tales of his bounty hunter past..

[Chupacabra]

Xolta's always a bitch about something. His Giant Twelve Year Old coating covers up a rich, creamy Emo Cutter Attention Whore center.

[Revereche]

Be nice, Chup.

[Chupacabra]

I consider myself fairly genial to Ted. What I do mock about him are generally attributes in myself that I find worthy of mockery.

[OuthouseInferno]

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/322...rew-d4f0s3x.png

Here's the updated version because JL is a stupid

Seriously, I don't know why the fuck you dont want the new version too, you asshole, all the cool ones are in the "baddies" section.


anyway my first choice is I am going to pick HELL RIDER because:

1: the description cracked me up bad
2: I'll use it to quickly and systematically eliminate every other person on the island before they know what the fuck's going on

My second choice is something related to water like the JELLYFISH because on a remote island, the one who solves the water issue is king.











edit: there's "fan"art of Cantelo sucking your cock, goodnight everone