I kind of like Cracked's nature articles, simply because it provides such a different perspective about the dozens of weird creatures we adore. One such list-"animals with real superpowers"-stated that the anglerfish's mating habits were the human equivalent of stapling your nuts onto your ex-girlfriend on the premise that "she might need them later", and also suggested that due to their vast array of superpowers, octopi may, in fact, be God. It's also the where I learned about what huge assholes dolphins really are. http://www.cracked.com/article_15926_15-mo...ng-rituals.html
15 most bizarre animal mating rituals. Anglerfish come three on the list, with the site accusing them of being the embodiment of every worthless moocher boyfriend.
"Snails are hermaphrodites and as such, have both male and female reproductive bits. Nonetheless, they still need a buddy to mate because snails, like Jesus, frown on self-love. When two of these hermaphroditic fiends get together to bump uglies, they engage in what scientists refer to as snail donkey punching."http://www.cracked.com/article_16762_p2.html
The 6 biggest assholes in the animal kingdom. Unsurprisingly, dolphins and chimpanzees are at the tip-top, though the number three spot belongs to the AFRICAN BAT-BUG due to its habit of stabbing people with its penis simply because it "hates vaginas."