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| ScutigeraColeoptrata | Posted on Jul 25 2012, 02:09 PM | ||
| Love the part about pestering the admin. You can just imagine how these quests would go if people tried them in real life. By the way, every time I think of this thread I recall the "Holders of Power" boss music from Ys I and II: |
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| Pyro-Gibberish | Posted on Jul 24 2012, 11:05 PM | ||
| Go to any message board or forum on any browser. Locate the admin and send them a pm saying "wher is teh forumla". For they will pm you back saying they have no idea what you're talking about. Continue to pm them and they will continue to say this. The fifth time you pm them, however, they will still say this, but this time you will get banned from the site (number of pms may vary). If you end up not banned, send another pm saying 'fcuk you' and delete your account on that site, or else you will be a member there forever. You must then go bang your head against a wall for three hours to gain access to 9gag, where you will find numerous people trying to be funny. Browse the site, but do not let any of the 9gaggers see you, for if they do, they will attempt to recruit you to join 9gag, a veritable fate worse than death. After searching for long enough, you will find a single person who posts a lot more than the rest. You must find a way to talk to them, and if you do, they will do one of two things; either they will make a tasteless joke about a recent tragedy (in which case your quest is failed), or they will whisper into your computer the url of deviantart. You will then have to go to that URL search in the bar for 'scythemantis'. If anything besides pictures of monsters and bugs come up, you have failed your quest. If you do see bugs and monsters, go to their poster's profile and click on the link to his website he has there. You will be in a place known as bogleech. From their you will have to navigate to the forums. if you fail to find the tab for forums, you will have to go back to elementary school. When you enter the forums, you must go to see who's online. If somebody named Admiral_aorta is online, your quest has failed and you will be analyzed for all eternity. If you see xolta is online, your quest is failed, and you will be endlessly sawed in half by a blue chainsaw while a shadowy figure compliments you on your trachea. If scythemantis is online, you must pm him and ask for the holder of obscurity. Should he not pm you back within 24 hours, your quest has failed. If he does, he will say, "what do you have to offer me?" Offer your mainstreamism. Scythemantis will send you a final pm, which will contain a gif file of a skeleton constantly spinning around. This gif is item 1 out of some number that exceeds 500. The items can never meet. |
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| ScutigeraColeoptrata | Posted on Jul 24 2012, 10:39 PM | ||
| Gotta catch em all! I am actually the Holder of Centipedes, but my Object is pretty easy to get; you just have to conga dance with the person next to you until you can conga dance no more! Oh, and if you fail at this task you will receive rubber ducks in the mail. FOREVER! |
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| Krader | Posted on Jul 6 2012, 09:38 PM | ||
| Close enough :T | |||
| Wortcov | Posted on Jul 6 2012, 09:20 PM | ||
| I never said it made me happy, just less bored then the rest of the stories. | |||
| Krader | Posted on Jul 6 2012, 09:11 PM | ||
| Wortcov? Happy? Surely this is a sign of the apocalypse. | |||
| Wortcov | Posted on Jul 6 2012, 08:51 PM | ||
both a "I see what you did there" moment and only thing that gave some sort of positive emotional reaction. |
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| Karhs | Posted on Jul 6 2012, 07:53 PM | ||
| Honestly, I love the concept of the Holders, but the formulaic quality gets really really irritating, especially the "Go into any X, in any town in any country. Ask to see the Holder of X. You'll be lead down a door/corridor/whatever." I vaguely remember there being some that were very different, but those were few. Also the fact that so many of them are just ridiculous, and so many of them include "don't x or you go nuts, and you'd best hope that the guy doesn't x or you get a fate worse than death." I mean, insanity is way overdone as a side effect in scary stories, and having each quest based in part on luck seems like kind of a cosmic dick move. Also I've wondered if it's possible for Legion's objects to go back into "circulation," either through theft, or by becoming Legion and somehow abandoning them. I mean, the ones that will let you abandon them, of course. |
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| scythemantis | Posted on Mar 13 2012, 12:26 AM | ||
| This was the original: http://theholders.org/?The_Holder_of_the_End People kept doing their own versions, like the SCP series, which kept getting longer and more elaborate. There are some ten times the size and scope of my "Compassion" one....there was one that had like a giant brain monster with skeleton hands and one with a shark-demon leviathan thing and all sorts of ridiculous hubbub. |
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| xolta | Posted on Mar 12 2012, 11:45 PM | ||
| I never herd of the holders series. Compassion is kinda funny in my opinion. |
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