Do detail what mortasheen monster you would like to fuck, or would use as an adult toy!

My personal choice would be bonnagander, not to fuck but to use it as a toy. Something that would make a partner of mine "experience an uncontrollable urge to inflict physical and emotional pain by any means necessary" is right up my alley, baby.

The toilet thing

Septacle?

Oh, no, I was talking abotout you.

CHUPACARBA MORTSAHEEN IS TEH PLACE NOT THE MOSNTERS. THE MOSNTERS ARE JUTS CALLED MONSTESR.

I'm not a mortasheen! Though if I was I don't think I'd be a toilet, because toilets remove shit from your life. I'd be more like an intestinal tract, something that produces shit and pumps it into your life.

http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/skoffix.htm
http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/ragamuffet.htm
http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/vespicable.htm
http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/qlex.htm
http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/widoweed.htm
http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/harlequeen.htm
http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/opticaper.htm
http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/succupus.htm

There's probably something wrong with me.

:lol:





Faustie actually did a pretty awesome Septacle tentacle porn pic.

add ticklestitch and remove skoffix and we basically agree

Offhand...

http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/bleezol.htm
http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/eledirge.htm
http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/horribloom.htm
http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/korpum.htm
http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/proglapse.htm
http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/scumbat.htm
http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/varroa.htm

Don't judge me.

Or do judge me. Whatever.