Does anyone remember this?
http://z3.invisionfree.com/bogleech/index.php?showtopic=2219
Because I sure do.
Turns out, there's a sequel.







Let's start a new game, shall we?

(I had a feeling the text games would return)

>Make sure there aren't any dead hookers

>eat pillow

>get mask

>Fire up the chainsaw and cut a whole through one of the walls.

>Extend ovipositor

>Throw baby

>gather shit

>Make some pancakes then thorw the baby shaped potato at invisible goblins

Devour unconscious man.

> mmmmmmmm

>Remove pants

>Shove hand down underwear; do things

>unsipz pants

>use pants as sling for shit pancakes
since, you know, you wasted the potato. Everybody knows that potatoes inexplicably vanish after their second use, and now we need a ranged weapon.

>Pleasure self with pancake

Ok while what everyone is doing is totally accurate (in 4th grade I remember some input game that had a talking clock as the narrator, he kept asking "What do you want to do?" and the guys playing it would input "You" over and over again, no matter how many times the clock explained he didn't understand.) I'm going to actually do ADVENTURE RELATED STUFF.

>look for exit

> Whats that chiannsaw, I should kill people/ leave home and do daily chores nude.

>Update

>Stick a hooker on the chainsaw to make the CHAINSAW HOOKER CLUB

>Run around town with the hooker club trying to fend of evil penguins.

>Find window, jump out.

>perform dangerous biological experiments on hookers

> whistle for your trusty motorcycle-cat, Jerome, and ride him to obtain dumpster meat.

>Smash window

> Find the forumla

>Formula the find