Title: Who Was Conversing with Me on the Cellular Phone?
Kyoto - April 6, 2012 05:10 AM (GMT)
I was sharing a passionate kiss with my romantic interest, when my cellular phone alerted me that someone wished to converse with me. The man on the phone inquired as to what I was engaging in with his daughter. Assuming this man was my romantic interest's father, I explained the conversation I had to her. She informed me that her father was deceased. That is when I thought to myself "If her father is dead, then who was conversing with me on the cellular phone?" And then a human skeletal structure appeared.

-Credited to XanCrews
Dreadnawt - April 9, 2012 02:11 AM (GMT)
Whoremongers riseth.. wenches descend.
dodoman1 - April 9, 2012 02:36 AM (GMT)
THE TWENTY-FOUR HOURS OF EVERY POSSIBLE AMOUNT OF HEMOGLOBIN
Shoggoth - April 10, 2012 09:23 PM (GMT)
Flee
Revereche - April 10, 2012 10:25 PM (GMT)
Reorient yourself in the opposing direction and empower your feet to make haste!
Chiropto Necrolus - April 10, 2012 11:21 PM (GMT)
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Revereche - April 10, 2012 11:51 PM (GMT)
RodentoftheGenusMusWhichHasBeenStrickenbyUrgesofaSelfTerminatingNature.AudioVideoInterleave
Chiropto Necrolus - April 11, 2012 12:00 AM (GMT)
Continues to be of the highest quality, MCMLXXIII
Jesus lizard - April 11, 2012 01:10 AM (GMT)
xolta - April 11, 2012 02:51 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Chiropto Necrolus @ Apr 10 2012, 05:21 PM) |
| LackingAnyPossibleValueOrUse.AudioVideoInterleave |
Youwintheinternet. Audio Video Interwin
OuthouseInferno - April 11, 2012 03:41 AM (GMT)
I never get tired of this silly meme.
Shoggoth - April 11, 2012 11:35 AM (GMT)

The Common Garden Tool With Which Leaves and other Assorted Debris Are Moved.
Jesus lizard - April 11, 2012 01:51 PM (GMT)
Okay, that one made me chuckle.
Shoggoth - April 11, 2012 09:21 PM (GMT)
CarolineJohnson - April 18, 2012 06:28 PM (GMT)
Would the first poster in this internet community forum be kindly obliged to tell us of one or more things that give proof to this very improbable matter?
If you cannot acquire that which will prove this matter to the eyes of others, please remove thine blouse and reveal the succulent female breasts beneath or vacate the premises.