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Title: VALENTINES DAY?!
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OuthouseInferno - February 3, 2012 09:25 PM (GMT)
So I passed by a local pub and they had a big garish display all over the windows saying "GET YOUR V.D. ON!"

VD stands for venereal disease, as we all know. It also stands for valentine's day and this can't be a coincidence at all.

Discuss.

Jesus lizard - February 3, 2012 09:28 PM (GMT)
Most people are bothered by Valentines times (Valentimes, if you will) because it reminds them that they are single.

I am bothered by Valentimes because of all the gay ass pink shit everywhere.

Chupacabra - February 3, 2012 09:36 PM (GMT)
If anyone cares at all they're an idiot.

Rasec Wizzlbang - February 3, 2012 09:40 PM (GMT)
HEY GUISE

WHO ELSE CANT WAIT FOR ICE CREAM DAY?? :wynaut:

The Jaybird - February 3, 2012 09:49 PM (GMT)
Im not sure, I kind of think you should try and show the person you are with that they mean a lot to you every single day.
I think you can do romantic stuff without all the pink fluffy stuff.

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Chupacabra - February 3, 2012 09:52 PM (GMT)
Awww! <3

The Jaybird - February 3, 2012 09:55 PM (GMT)
Yeah, just imagine them two turning all those Weeaboo Pokes into Mummies together....So romantic user posted image

Chupacabra - February 3, 2012 09:56 PM (GMT)
Mummy is my favorite VD.

xolta - February 3, 2012 10:25 PM (GMT)
Mummy are romantic.

Rasec Wizzlbang - February 3, 2012 10:29 PM (GMT)
My favorite color is mummies.

Revereche - February 3, 2012 11:10 PM (GMT)
Appropriately enough, I just finished watching this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GgAbyYDFeg

xolta - February 3, 2012 11:18 PM (GMT)
Rev you can burrow in my frontal lobe any time.

Revereche - February 3, 2012 11:24 PM (GMT)
<3

KDarkness - February 4, 2012 12:01 AM (GMT)
VALENTINES
MORE LIKE
VALENTURDS

am i cool now guize

Revereche - February 4, 2012 12:05 AM (GMT)
On topic, it is a pretty cruel concept for a holiday. Where are the holidays for celebrating how rich you are, how many languages you're fluent in, or how all of your children are still alive?

Ebe - February 4, 2012 12:56 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Rasec Wizzlbang @ Feb 3 2012, 09:40 PM)
HEY GUISE

WHO ELSE CANT WAIT FOR ICE CREAM DAY?? :wynaut:

I plan on having three icecreams.

OuthouseInferno - February 4, 2012 01:03 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (KDarkness @ Feb 3 2012, 04:01 PM)
VALENTINES
MORE LIKE
VALENTURDS

am i cool now guize

*BROFIST*

Ragspaper - February 4, 2012 01:04 AM (GMT)
Honestly, my bitterness (of which there is plenty) aside, it's hard to really dislike a holiday where the whole point is pretty much CANDY CANDY CANDY.

Chupacabra - February 4, 2012 01:09 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Ebe @ Feb 3 2012, 06:56 PM)
QUOTE (Rasec Wizzlbang @ Feb 3 2012, 09:40 PM)
HEY GUISE

WHO ELSE CANT WAIT FOR ICE CREAM DAY?? :wynaut:

I plan on having three icecreams.

I plan on watching someone else lick an ice cream before I eat the ice cream.

Revereche - February 4, 2012 01:12 AM (GMT)
I plan on licking the air wistfully while browsing images of ice cream demolished in various ways.

dodoman1 - February 4, 2012 01:20 AM (GMT)
bitterness: 0%

caring about V-Day at all: 0%

Revereche - February 4, 2012 01:27 AM (GMT)
coolness: 100%

*Dodo carelessly flicks away lit cigarette, causing an explosion behind him as he walks away*

Ebe - February 4, 2012 01:31 AM (GMT)
Icecream usually doesn't seem so important, but then it's there and you're like "Man I could go for some icecream right about now."

Revereche - February 4, 2012 01:33 AM (GMT)
I can never say no to ice cream, I don't have trouble finding ice cream, and I usually enjoy ice cream - but at the same time, I've never found a flavor I've liked well enough to try again. It's more fun to imagine ice cream, because then you get flavors like aboleth eye pus.

Ebe - February 4, 2012 01:46 AM (GMT)
Don't you hate it when people talk about Green Tea Icecream or Vanilla Cream Icecream like it's the flavor that determines quality, and not a mix of flavor, brand and personal taste?

xolta - February 4, 2012 01:49 AM (GMT)
Kinda it bugs me more then out and out hate. But in my optipn fresh hand made ice is the best.

Revereche - February 4, 2012 01:51 AM (GMT)
And then xolta was Pygmalion.

ScutigeraColeoptrata - February 4, 2012 03:57 AM (GMT)

scythemantis - February 4, 2012 06:49 AM (GMT)
aw dodo pays attention to things I link to sometimes <3

There are a whole lot of ice cream places here in fladler. The one in walking distance is unfortunately the least good.

Somehow I haven't had ice cream in months, though. When I do I like it with lots of hot, gooey topping. I love how it degrades into a congealed swamp of delicious sludge.














Post still true whether or not I really mean "ice cream."

Dreamer - February 4, 2012 05:16 PM (GMT)
Funnily enough, I'm writing a Valentines Day article for those who are "forever alone" for my school newspaper (The Pima Aztec Press). It's humorous and cynical (With a shout-out to Bogleech), though it gets a bit more hopeful by the end.

I actually did have to cut one joke about masturbation from it, as well as almost having to cut a joke that somebody thought was about masturbation (When in reality it was about literal Catholic Church-style self-flagellation).

Revereche - February 4, 2012 05:22 PM (GMT)
I take it they know Chup, that they would confuse the two.

Chupacabra - February 4, 2012 06:58 PM (GMT)
I'm always game for some mutual mortification.

Chiropto Necrolus - February 8, 2012 01:39 AM (GMT)
FUCKIN VALENTINE'S DAY

THE ENTIRE THING IS JUST AN EXCUSE TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF CARDS, CANDY, AND FREEZERS!

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Rasec Wizzlbang - February 8, 2012 01:46 AM (GMT)
What better way to surprise your lover after a long night of intense intercourse than with a brand new freezer to stow them in? :D

Ragspaper - February 8, 2012 01:55 AM (GMT)
I initially read that as "to stow in them." Which is actually a bit more disturbing.

Krader - February 8, 2012 02:42 AM (GMT)
Damn, i'm single again. Lady like humanoids~
...
And man like humanoids~
...
And NON-humanoids~

Rasec Wizzlbang - February 8, 2012 03:01 AM (GMT)
I likes me the lady non-humanoids.

Admiral_Aorta - February 8, 2012 04:16 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Chiropto Necrolus @ Feb 8 2012, 01:39 AM)
FUCKIN VALENTINE'S DAY

THE ENTIRE THING IS JUST AN EXCUSE TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF CARDS, CANDY, AND FREEZERS!

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A large chest could be a nice valentines day present.

Revereche - February 8, 2012 04:29 AM (GMT)
user posted image

Ragspaper - February 8, 2012 04:45 AM (GMT)
The awesomeface is always way better if you imagine it constantly screaming.




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