Title: MONSTER NAME GENERATOR
Rasec Wizzlbang - September 4, 2011 09:58 AM (GMT)
I'd like to thank Shadow Goo for bringing this to our attentionhttp://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php...ame=monstername
But yeah, Use this thing to generate a monster name or two or twenty, and draw the fuck out of that monster.
Here are some I got that I wil draw tomorrow cause it's late and I'm tired
Gargantuan Sword Sleeper
Weird Wall Fish
Jesus lizard - September 4, 2011 01:49 PM (GMT)
I um... have a bunch of these compiled in a text document from a year or so ago...
I know, I'm a loser.
I even wrote descriptions for most of them.
Blessed Gecko - a glowing sapient reptile in white robes. Sends telepathic messages to surrounding sapients, which comprise mostly of do not kill, hurt, destroy, or bring harm to your fellows or the world around you.
--Half Spore Choker - a still living fungal corpse who's entire body has been twisted into the niches of strangling and choking prey. Incorperates dead tissue into it's mass to keep itself alive. Always goes after the friends and family of the host first.
Returning Vivisector - a deformed and sickly creature, which hobbles about with a briefcase constantly, and saying "it's good to be home..." as it works at it's griseley habbits.
Sorcerous Gorilla - a spell slinging ape. Fucking-A
--Cheeta Mantis - agile chimera of insectile and mammalian traits
Primal Glass Creeper - primordial life form that stalks prey through mirrored surfaces
Vine Lizard - a massive reptilian humanoid infected with a parasitic/symbiotic plant that replaces it's host's limbs with long ropey vines used to strangle and crush foes. the lizard can controll the vines, though the vines may turn on the semi-inteligent monster if they find it's reason to endanger the plants survival.
Wasteland Searcher - spidery creature wearing a gas mask. Just scuttles about it's dessert habbitat. Shown to be sapient, or to memorize words like a parrot.
Vision Crayfish - clenches onto the eyes of another animal and feeds off the occular tissue; becomes a new pair of eyes for the host. Eyes allow for much more advanced vision, though side effects of an unpleasent spiritual nature occur
Forestmuck Ripper - small, stumpy, and thorny swamp spirit that tears and rips at all in it's path
Holy Fungus - A colony of mushrooms that dwell in a cave and are tended to by benine cultists
Leafleech Tick - flat camoflauged parasite
Puking Lizard - large unpleasent toad like reptile that expells mildly acidic foul smeling vomit at aggressors. creature tastes fantastic basted in it's own throwup
Squid Warrior - a sentient squid that wanders the waters near docks and fisheries, out of sight untill someone says something negative about cephalopods. Bad things insue
Pink Iron Zombie - a sapient severed skull placed in a set of pink tinted spiked armor. Proves neigh impossible to kill with normal weapons.
Emeraldleech - a soul sucking stone imitating fungus that grows in patches in certain caves. Likes to grow in old crates and chests, as it's spores flourish in rotting wood
Bearded Thought - a powerful wizard who's brain got sick of his shit and ripped it's way from his skull. Steals the wizards beard and hat, and sometimes carries the cloak with it as it floats across the world, seeking knowledge and disproving religion.
Astral Dart Toad - amphibians that dwell in a parralel dimension. They spend their lives whizzing through the air and spearing each other on their snouts (which consiquently secrete a DEADLY poison). Rifts open periodically on our world from which they escape.
Murkweb - a deep sea dwelling crab with cephalopoiding and arachnid traits.
Sludge Otter - not related to otters at all. Ugly little monsters that live in muck and prey on bums unfortunate to slip into their homes in drunken stupors
Bee Fox - hive minded insectile vulpines
Mound Worm - a large sessile albino annelid which sends out telepathic signals to attract weak minded prey. Likes to live in burrial mounds and such
Troglodyte Minotaur - hulking primitive creature that slaughters prey with it's large horns
Assasin Sucker - a lamprey like creature addept at assasinations. Does what it loves and loves what it does.
Dreaming Slug - a sessile mollusk that alters it's environment to match it's unearthly and beautiful dreams. If eaten, the consumer will gain it's powers for the rest of it's life, which will be about five hours or so depending on species.
Rockfrill - stoney skinned reptile that hides amongst rocks and soaks up heat. It's frill is a threat display. If the display is ignored, it will jump at the head of an aggressor, killing it. Young are reffered to as pebblefrills
Russet Mirror Hound - a ghostly corpse hound that haunts any poor soul that gazes into it's cursed mirror untill their dieing day. Appears in any mirror that the victim looks into.
-------------Marathon Pudding - a ball of slime with multiple leg like pseudopods which reaches high speeds as it bolts across the night litted dessert of it's home in an isolated valley.
Strangle Unicorn - STRANGLE UNICORN FUCK YEAH
Gelatinuous Stinger - a flying globular mollusk. IIn the course of evolution it's radulla has formed to it's stomach, the spiked surface forming into hundreds of 'stings' that inject a painful neurotoxin into it's prey
Dwarf Newt - A dwarven newt man
Gut Enchanter - an intestinal tract which ripped from it's necromancer host and uses it's stollen powers to cause other guts to rip from fellow humans - these servants of the original gain spell like abilities. Over time the entrance of the digestive tract grows sharp cruel black teeth
--Banemuck Reptile - aconstantly decomposing hunchbacked lizard man, which must consume living flesh via osmosis to retain it's shape and life
Worm Crane - nematode with long flimsy legs and great slime covered wings which are used to smother prey
Greater Chitin Heap
Blessed Axe Fly
Hungry Hangman - a hanged and hooded corpse which continues to live. Constantly shouts "I CAN'T EAT WITH THIS STUPID FUCKING HOOD!"
the ones with "-----"s are the ones I especially like.
KDarkness - September 4, 2011 03:18 PM (GMT)
The first name I got as soon as I opened the page was 'Triumphant Brain'.
Here are some highlights:
Ancestral Quake Badger
And finally, Acidic Dust
If I have the patience, then I may or may not draw a couple.
Shadow Goo - September 4, 2011 04:12 PM (GMT)
I'm glad to see this was such a hit! Wasn't sure if it warranted it's own topic or not or would capture people's interest.
Anyway, here's my contribution, the Swimmer-babbler:
There's a couple other I may draw for the sheer silliness of them, most notably the Spectral Stealth Lump and Final Secret Squid.
xolta - September 4, 2011 04:56 PM (GMT)
Here what i think they should loook liike
Faerie Gecko- A glowing gecko with wings
Gargantuan Tiger- A big tiger
Indigo Crab- A small purple crab
Poison Emperess- A poison cloud shape like a beautiful noble women
Jelly Warrior- A skeleton warrior with see thorough jelly flesh
Crystal Wasp- Wasp made of pure crystal
Profane Soul Dog- A Ghost dog that looks like a rotting corpse
Infernal Eel- Giant eel made of fire
Scorpion Fish-I think the name explains it
Rust Swan- a old clock work robot swan
Neini - September 4, 2011 05:36 PM (GMT)
|QUOTE (xolta @ Sep 4 2011, 04:56 PM)|
| Jelly Warrior- A skeleton warrior with see thorough jelly flesh |
No, his name is Skeleton Jelly.
The Outsider - September 5, 2011 12:26 AM (GMT)
|QUOTE (Jesus lizard @ Sep 4 2011, 08:49 AM)|
| Sorcerous Gorilla - a spell slinging ape. Fucking-A |
I want a Sorcerous Gorilla.
dodoman1 - September 5, 2011 12:30 AM (GMT)
|QUOTE (xolta @ Sep 4 2011, 11:56 AM)|
| Profane Soul Dog- A Ghost dog that looks like a rotting corpse |
I'm just imagining a ghostly dog saying "FUCK!" over and over again.
Rasec Wizzlbang - September 5, 2011 12:47 AM (GMT)
|QUOTE (dodoman1 @ Sep 4 2011, 05:30 PM)|
| I'm just imagining a ghostly dog saying "FUCK!" over and over again. |
The Outsider - September 5, 2011 02:06 AM (GMT)
Western Herd Jelly
Terrible Crush Gargoyle
Unthinkable Cinder Stinger
Elder Thunder Hornet
Crimson Book Goat
Gargantuan Bronze Mystic
Sacred Herd Crab
Indigo Thought Griffon
Secret Knight Statue
Western Mold Vortex
Forgotten Vortex Catfish
Spectral Light Gecko
Cerebral Gore Brain
Infernal Lava Mass
Cosmic Cave Thing
Pseudo Cactus Bird
Chaotic Song Fiend
Forbidden Cairn Breeder
Holy Slick Tiger
Legendary Golem Warrior
Russet Leaf Fungus
Final Scroll Horror
Perfect Sneak Snail
First Strike Entity
Secret Skull Toad
Holy Vortex Plant
Blue Rule Master
Final Earth Monster
Greater Rot Fungus
Unholy Tomb Child
Lunar Mold Emperor
Lost Warp Mass
Profane Throat Bug
Blessed Star Crayfish
Lord Wall Keeper
Legendary Leech Scorpion
Perfect Skull Spider
Elder Wave Dragonfly
Half Vomit Creature
Faerie Mist Custodian
Terrifying Mound Scorpion
Demonic Cave King
Returned Tomb Worm
Weird Thunder Beast
Shadow Goo - September 5, 2011 02:10 AM (GMT)
WHY WON'T ANYONE ELSE ACTUALLY DRAW SOME OF THEM
YOU LAZY HOMIES
Burnt Gospel - September 5, 2011 02:59 AM (GMT)
Try the minion generators.
War Hornets from the Doom Planet.
I need this drawn.
Rasec Wizzlbang - September 5, 2011 06:03 AM (GMT)
Drew everything from my post.
Betcha can't name them all!
dodoman1 - September 5, 2011 06:17 AM (GMT)
Island Slayer makes me smile, and then Celestial Lump makes me frown.
Poseyman - September 5, 2011 10:03 PM (GMT)
Broken Mist Imp
Black Rainbow Kraken
Cerebral Liquid Blinder
Rasec Wizzlbang - September 8, 2011 12:58 AM (GMT)
You guys should draw that shit. >:T
And for fuck sake, outsider, stretch out the page a smidgometer more!
D.A - September 8, 2011 07:23 AM (GMT)
shut up rasec, not everybody wants to draw >:'C
Sylizar - September 8, 2011 11:19 AM (GMT)
I am SOOOO tempted to draw some of these.
xolta - September 8, 2011 07:28 PM (GMT)
I doodled a poor quailty Jelly Warrior. It loks like some thing a child would make.
xolta - September 10, 2011 05:07 AM (GMT)
i drew some of them.
Neini - September 10, 2011 01:58 PM (GMT)
Pseudo Minion Dragonfly
Weird Soul Monster
Miniature Minion Consumer
Ochre Crystal Ruler
I'll draw some of these.
Shadow Goo - September 10, 2011 03:30 PM (GMT)
Neini - September 10, 2011 03:42 PM (GMT)
Let us hope it doesn't run into any Witch Biters.
xolta - September 10, 2011 03:53 PM (GMT)
|QUOTE (Shadow Goo @ Sep 10 2011, 09:30 AM)|
| WITCHCLOUD is adorable. |
Thanks i may draw some more later.
xolta - September 10, 2011 05:54 PM (GMT)
King Leech Spirit
Rasec Wizzlbang - September 10, 2011 07:33 PM (GMT)
I just imagined birdcat entity as some enemy in a kirby game with a really funny walk animation.
Shadow Goo - September 10, 2011 08:45 PM (GMT)
For some reason I liked the Attacker-devourer enough to doodle my own version of him.
He's very happy.
Rasec Wizzlbang - September 10, 2011 09:17 PM (GMT)
I can only imagine it having Xolta's voice.
xolta - September 10, 2011 09:25 PM (GMT)
|QUOTE (Shadow Goo @ Sep 10 2011, 02:45 PM)|
| For some reason I liked the Attacker-devourer enough to doodle my own version of him.|
He's very happy.
That is so awesome that i blogged about ithttp://xolta.tumblr.com/
Funkthulhu - September 10, 2011 09:32 PM (GMT)
|QUOTE (Shadow Goo @ Sep 10 2011, 08:45 PM)|
| For some reason I liked the Attacker-devourer enough to doodle my own version of him.|
He's very happy.
I doubt anything in this thread will top that.
Rasec Wizzlbang - September 10, 2011 09:49 PM (GMT)
Dual Brine Jelly
Gonna get on this next.
Neini - September 10, 2011 09:54 PM (GMT)
Broken Chopper-grasper - A creature formed by a collective mass of kitchen appliances, typically crappy products advertised on TV.
Consumer-seeker - A hollow floating orb with a weak black hole within itself, specifically designed by an alien race to keep human populations in check. After turning on their creators, the few remaining consumer-seekers went rogue and learned how to breed, somehow.
Crystalstorm Masher - Massive, insectoid beasts whose exoskeleton is made of a translucent mineral. They are born inside of beautiful, multicolored crystals inside of volcano-like geysers, once mature, they are launched out into space.
Fearroot - A parasitic organism that sprouts from an eye-like egg, extending black, root-like tendrils to grow over any plant, building or animal in their path. An entire forest is reported to have been overtaken by fearroot.
Goretooth - A vaguely wolf-shaped mound of loose flesh, covered in sharp teeth. It can roll into a ball, protecting its completely bare underbelly from predators.
Gorilla Knight - Self-explanatory.
Noxious Creamator - A humanoid creature whose charred, emaciated body is shrouded in a searing-hot gas. The smoggy covering incinerates any organic material that it touches.
Primordial Corpse-keeper - An oversized single-celled organism with an entire human body floating inside, which allows it to utilize the human's abilities, like taste. Eventually, the body decomposes and the corpse-keeper replaces it with another from its stash, full of people that it kidnaps and provides hospitality for.
Radiant Gravel Gnoll
Ancient Maw Cyclops
Siren Slime - A blobby creature that wails like an alarm when it is looked at.
Tri Mist Woman
Unholy Corpse Pudding
And this time, I have some descriptions!
dodoman1 - September 11, 2011 05:09 AM (GMT)
Chupacabra - September 11, 2011 07:26 AM (GMT)
Neini - September 11, 2011 12:30 PM (GMT)
I told you I'd draw some of them.
Broken Cave Jelly
Dual Rot Grotesque
Green Soil Swimmer
Spore Orb (sporb?)
Evil Creeper (that'ssss a nice everything you've got there)
Shadow Goo - September 11, 2011 05:12 PM (GMT)
Cleaver-Emperor is all kinds of amazing. I really love all the weird abstract ghoulies you can make from the names this thing gives out!
Also, Combatdeath Eagle could only be more amazing if it had a scythe. To represent the "death" part better.
Shadow Goo - September 11, 2011 08:48 PM (GMT)
A secret government genetics program was aiming to create the new generation of secret agent. By combining the intellect, adaptability, and powers of the cephalopod with the long life span, speech capabilities and terrestrial mobility of a human, the ultimate agent would be formed. Smart, tricky, and a powerful combatant, the secret squid would have been the perfect creation.
Fearing an eventual squid revolution, the government shut the program down, and ordered all the secret squid killed. Hundred upon hundreds of the squid-men were killed. All of them perished....except one.
With stealth, trickery, and expert marksmanship, one managed to evade the squad of marauding soldiers. The deaths of his comrades only fueled his fervent desire to live. Reaching the central controls, he destroyed the facility, taking the soldiers with it.
Now roaming the world, he seeks reprieve from the endless hunt of the government, and to discover his purpose in life. He is the only one of his kind. He is....the FINAL SECRET SQUID.
Rasec Wizzlbang - September 11, 2011 08:53 PM (GMT)
The Outsider - September 11, 2011 09:56 PM (GMT)
The sad thing is, this story already exists, deep in the bowels of the InterNet.
Except instead of something cool like cephalopods, the super soldier constantly on the run from the Guv'ment and bedding human women is a fox.
Rasec Wizzlbang - September 11, 2011 10:06 PM (GMT)