*All events described in the story are fictional and any similarity to real occurrences is completely coincidental and such*


Everybody knows that if you surf the web long enough, you'll see some sick shit. This is especially true if you intentionally dwell into the dark underbelly of the internet. I've seen quite a few things I don't care to admit to, but one thing that I'll always remember is a site called "normalpornfornormalpeople.com".

The first strange thing about the site, was that I didn't find it by actually looking for it. It was e-mailed to me by someone I didn't know. The e-mail was as follows:

"Hi there

found this site is very nice thought u might like

normalpornfornormalpeople.com

pass it on, for the good of mankind"

Pretty standard issue chain letter, although the url and the last remark really piqued my curiosity. I was having a very boring day when I got this, so I made sure my anti-virus was working and then I clicked on it.

It was a very average, very generic looking site. It gave the impression that the creators just BARELY gave a shit about making it look professional. The author seemed to have a very tenuous grasp on English, and on the front page was a long, boring, and incoherent rant that I don't remember or have saved.

The site had a strange tagline (which even today people haven't figured out the meaning of), which was;

"Normal Porn for Normal People, A Website Dedicated To The Eradication of Abnormal Sexuality"

And from the sound of that, I wasn't sure whether I was here to watch porn or if I had stumbled onto some kind of eugenics program. But I was here now, and I was very, very curious to see what "Normal People" get their rocks off to. So I scrolled down through the rant and...nothing. The page didn't seem to link to anywhere else, and I was about to leave when I noticed every word of the rant was it's own hyperlink.

So I clicked one of them, and was sent to a white page with very long list of links in the form of:

"normalpornfornormalpeople.com/ (random letters)"

So I stopped for a minute and asked myself if I really wanted to waste God knows how much time clicking random links that will likely give me a virus that will rape my computer. I figured I'd just try it for maybe 5 minutes, just to see if anything came up. I clicked one of the links, and was sent to another page. This page apparently had totally different urls than the last one.

I was just about to say "Fuck this" when I clicked on the 3rd link, and a video download came up. It was called "peanut.avi". It was a 30 minute video of a man, a woman and a dog in a kitchen. The woman would make a peanut butter sandwich, and the man would set it down for the dog to eat. This was all that happened, for 30 minutes. It was obvious that the cameraman had to stop filming and wait until the dog was ready to eat again, and the dog seemed rather sick by the end of it.

I know what you're thinking: "What the hell does that have to do with porn?" I have no clue. I've seen a little over two dozen videos from this site, and the majority had no sexual activity at all.

After watching peanut.avi, I went on a certain image board I frequent to play online show and tell, like I always do with weird shit like this. But someone had already made a thread about it, some guy who had received the same chain letter I did. The image board thread got lots of people with nothing better to do to dig through the site, and that's how I saw other videos.

Most of those two dozen videos where very uneventful, and consisted of people talking to the cameraman in a room with nothing in it but a desk and a few chairs. I mean literally nothing on the walls, or in terms of furniture. The whole room had a very cold, sterile feel to it.

The conversations where just idle banter about previous jobs or embarrassing childhood moments. I kept expecting some kind of discussion about what the people where filming or what the site was about, but of course, nothing. You would never know these videos had anything to do with porn if you saw it out of context. I will say one thing though, the people who appeared in these videos where quite attractive.

However, the other videos that actually did feature content which I suppose could be called "sexual" is where things got weird.

I'll give brief descriptions of the stranger videos, if you're really eaten up with curiosity you can try to hunt them down on a torrent site.

*lickedclean.avi*

A 10 minute video filmed by a hidden camera in which we see a repairman working on a washing machine for the first 2 minutes. When it's fixed, the repairman talks to the owner briefly, and then leaves. The owner checks to make sure the repairman is gone, and he begins to lick all over the top of the washing machine. This goes on for 7 minutes.

*jimbo.avi*

A 5 minute video of a obese mime performing his act. It was actually pretty funny, particularly one part where he pretends to pull up a chair, then pretends that it breaks because of his weight. In the last 30 seconds of the video, the camera cuts to static briefly and cuts back to the man sobbing quietly, still wearing mime outfit and makeup. Some kind of obscure fetish?

*dianna.avi*

4 minute video in which the camerman talks to a woman in a room different than the "interview room". This room looks like one you'd find in a normal person's house. Exactly where they are is never specified, as Dianna only talks about her violin playing. She obviously plays her violin, but she keeps getting distracted by something.

I didn't notice this until someone on the image board thread pointed it out, but if you look at a mirror in the background, you can see a fat man in a chicken mask masturbating.

*jessica.avi*

Another 4 minute cameraman video. This time he's outside a house, talking to another young woman. They talk about canoe rides. The camera zooms out to reveal the city streets behind them occasionally.

The strange thing is: No one so far has been able to identify where this street is. Guesses have ranged everywhere from Europe to Australia to The Philippines, but there's yet to be a match for the street shown in the video.

*tounguetied.avi*

10 minute video. The first 5 minutes consist of an elderly woman making out with a mannequin. The video cuts out like it did in jimbo.avi halfway through, and the scene is now a group of mannequins huddled together in a circle around the camera. The lights have been dimmed, and the elderly woman is nowhere to be seen. From this point on, there is no sound.

*stumps.avi*

5 minute long video where a man with no legs is attempting to breakdance on a DDR mat in what looks like the kitchen from peanut.avi, but much dirtier. There's a radio playing music unseen in the background, but it stops at the 4 minute mark when the man collapses on the mat in exhaustion.

He breathes heavily and pleads with someone off-screen to let him rest. This off-screen person becomes terrifyingly enraged and yells at him to keep dancing, which he does. You can hear this off-screen person begin to scream as the video ends abruptly.

*privacy.avi*

The woman from dianna.avi is masturbating on a mattress in the "interview room", while the man from stumps.avi walks around on his hands while wearing some kind of goblin mask.

The door in this room was always closed in other videos, but it's now open. In this video the only light is in the room, and the hallway is dark. Near the end of the video, you can see an animal quickly run through the hallway.

And finally the last video we uncovered, which was *useless.avi*

In this 18 minute video, a blond woman from one of the previous interview videos is tied down to a mattress in the interview room. She attempts to scream but her mouth is taped over. After 7 minutes, a man in a black suit and mask opens the door, but he does not enter.

He holds the door open for the animal that was running in the hall in the previous video. It's revealed to be an adult chimpanzee, it's hair shaved and it's entire body painted red. It seemed to be starved and abused, with several wounds along it's shoulders and back.

When the chimp enters the room, the masked man closes the door behind it. The chimpanzee sniffs the air for a moment (it may have been blind), and notices the woman tied to the mattress. It goes into a frenzy, and begins to maul her.

The assault goes on for a grueling 7 minutes, until the woman finally dies. The chimp eats flesh from her corpse for 4 minutes as the video ends.


The thread exploded with activity after this video was uncovered, and people discussed it long into the night. When I came back to the image board the next day I found that the thread was deleted. I tried to start another one, and they banned me. I tried e-mailing the guy who sent me the chain letter with the site's url, sent him 5 messages and never got a response.

I have tried to discuss this website on various places, and I got banned frequently. The site itself was also deleted about 3 days after useless.avi was uncovered, likely because someone contacted the authorities about it.

The only proof that normalpornfornormalpeople.com ever existed was a few screencaps people took, and videos from the site that people saved and uploaded on torrents. The most popular of which being useless.avi, which found it's way onto a few gore sites.

Wherever you upload them to, all of the videos from normalpornfornormalpeople.com get deleted after a while.

Where is the "for the good of mankind" part elaborated on? I thought it would have been a major plot point. Then I got to the end and they'd never mentioned it again. :-/

Punishment for those who had catered to aberrant sexualities, perhaps? Really liked this story, Cosby =D

That would be ironic, then, since one of their films (monkey!) "found its way onto a few gore sites", which I'm assuming gets off some fetish group. *shrug*

Exactly.

I think my favorite part was stumps.avi. It almost manages to be snuff without breaking into bodily torture or even anything coherently sexual.

Wow. Very cool.

I always like stories of creepy shit on the Internet like this. Very well done!

it lasted a bit less long than I thought it was gonna be but it still great. I like how all the videos tie in.

Forgot to mention before, but not all these videos have a cameraman.

Jimbo.avi and tonguetied.avi are filmed with in front of a camera on a tripod.

Privacy.avi and useless.avi are filmed by a camera installed in the corner of the interview room, so they look a lot like security camera videos.

As for why they didn't use a cameraman for these scenes when he previously filmed other videos in the same room, it could be that they didn't want the chimpanzee to attack the cameraman instead of their intended victim, so they set up the security camera to film the scenes instead.

*privacy.avi*

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send me this vid nao

also the violin one and the stumpy stumper one

there is nothing i am more attracted too than paraplegics and fat men in chicken suits


also what is this, 1999? who uses .avi nowadays except kikes and romanians?

I had a horrible time sleeping last night.

It was because of this.

Fuck you, Cosby.

That reminds me, Icy, I have some videos I want to show you =D

>implying that these weren't obviously filmed by Jewish Romanians.

Great job, Cos. Very nice creepypasta without going to far into the creepy pool. Reminds me of the first half or so of Videodrome, actually. Finding something like that and being unable to find a source for it is a Kafkaesque nightmare- and one of the most unnerving imo.

this is my fetish.

I like the part where all traces were removed and people refused to talk about it. Makes it seem more like a real thing that was met with real world consequences. I'm assuming... I've never seen a snuff film on the internet, so I wouldn't know how often "the authorities" have to deal with things like that, or if they are as effective as Toho can be on youtube when they decide to be.

I also liked how the one time I actually started thinking it might get a little hot, a chimpanzee eats somebody, and that's not attractive.

"Very similar to real-life snuff films NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT OH NO SIR"

Speak for yourself.

Many women have complimented my similarities to a chimpanzee when it comes to sex.

tee hee.

There's only one real snuff-film, <insert creepypasta>.

Honestly, are those things even real? Because it sounds like an urban legend made up by high school kids. Actually, the first time I heard about them was in high school. And the practicality of that sort of thing... I mean even if you just find one guy who has an umpteenth generation tape, you could still trace it back a little bit.

I mean, right?

It sounds like a particularly stupid idea now, what with all the back-tracing and cyber-detectives out there. Those bastards already took down the REAL grifter video from every file sharing service under the sun and a few that aren't.

It's not totally improbable that some criminal group out there is killing people, recording the videos and selling it to others.

However, actually hearing specific details about such things or seeing any proof is unlikely.

And then there's still people who say it has to be distributed like a normal film to qualify as "snuff".

I personally think making that a requirement for what a "snuff film" is, is rather stupid since murder is a huge crime everywhere. The only purpose for this requirement is to make it impossible for snuff films to exist. If you subscribe to that particular definition, that is.

But perhaps one day young men will get to take their girlfriend out to the film theater on a date one night to see "Normal Porn For Normal People: The Movie" or something like that. One can only dream.

I don't think they make popcorn buckets large enough to fit a chimpanzee into.

OH, BUT THEY WILL!

I've already drawn up a prototype.

From what I hear, the whole idea of Snuff films got started either when there were rumors that the Manson family had recorded their killing or from the movie Snuff spreading rumors that somebody had actually died in the filming (Hence the added ending sequence where somebody does just that, though it is very, very obviously fake.)

Of course, I've also heard the FBI claim that there is no such thing as a Snuff film, but I've also heard of this Ukrainian one made by three serial killers called "Three guys One Hammer". I've never seen it.

I read on Snopes that the Manson family stole a news fan with cameras inside and that's what set the whole thing off.

ThreeGuysOneHammer is interesting. As I recall, the Dnepropetrovsk murderers DID intend to sell it as a snuff film, but as far as we know they never did. I'm not sure whether or not the fact it was actually meant to be a snuff film makes it a snuff film.

There have been a couple of movies where people initially thought that someone had died in the filiming, like Cannibal Holocaust. There's pretty much no actual snuff films though.

Cosbydaf, I think this story inspired Alfred Kubin to do fanart.

Hello, the 8 guests who are reading this topic.

8? More like 140 right now.. This board never had more viewers since reddit posted it today :P


OT: Seems this is a hoax, cant even get archive.org to display cache.. Any more info on it?

Sorry to burst your bubble, but Cosby just wrote this to be a creepypasta. As far as I know, it isn't based on any true events.

A-DUUHHHHHHRR

Well, apparently a lot of Reddit people and DeviantArt commenters thought it was real, because Cosbydaf has a weird talent for making things that become Internet-famous.

ahahaha reddit is garbage as usual

Apparently any question asked about this site on typical question-asking sites gets taken down immediately. Readers are taking this as a sign the creepypasta is right, rather than that the questions are getting taking down for asking for a porn site.

in my heart of hearts i always knew that the internet was controlled by a secretive cabal of snuff porn directors

You guys should have kept the false line of thought going. You fucks.

Seriously.

Now the redditors are gonna be going "HAY, BOGLEECH IS FULL OF PHONIES

THAT'S RIGHT

BIG FAT PHONIES"

And this is a bad thing?

I'm not sure if you can read.

Again.