I'm in the mood for hilariously bad things! Post them!

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolink...-legend-goes-on
Titanic, The animated musical. With shoddy animation, inexplicable scene changes that make it impossible to tell what's going on, talking animals, and ripoffs of every possible plot device they could think of, this is a masterpiece of horribleness.

If you don't have the patience to watch the above link, just watch this scene, which almost perfectly compresses the quality of the film:IT'S PARTY TIME!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeyAWQVrfPs...F3DEA04&index=0
Rockman VIII for the gameboy. As expected from rom hacks, this is bad, but also has the added benefit of complete fucking nonsense. You can click on the Megaman face in the center and fight through "RockMan's" stage, only to be confronted at the end of the stage by a rock-shooting trombone car. Also, none of the robot masters depicted on the select screen actually lead to the right robot master's stage, but that doesn't matter since none of them are actually in the game at all. And one of the bosses is capable of resetting the game completely at random.

Everyone of these pictures.

http://flame-dragon.deviantart.com/gallery

Little Nicky. It's an awful film, but I can't help but laugh at Mr. Beefy and crew.

The 1994 Fantastic Four movie.

Government Crime Investigation Agent Zaizen Jotaro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LegDAz8fS9c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qbGwFj4Qmk

It's the worst show that you never knew you needed to watch.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/181593/Peter_Chimaera

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1047027/squirrelking

Bad fanfiction at its best

God, even the descriptions are hilariously bad.

Well, I find you very confusing.

THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?

"No, I get to have great justice!"

So, just a piece of the world gets saved, not the whole thing?

Then Jake Snake said "i am here you bad guys" and was behind them.

HOLY SHIT

Hilariously bad, thy name is Big Rigs: Off the Road Racing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDewUMGHXJY&feature=related
The narrator is just average, but he covers pretty much perfectly the horridness of this game, without trying to be the next zeropunctuation or angry videogame nerd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uukwhK9hcWA

Phoenix Games. Yay.

Ordinarily more in the category of "so bad it's horrible", this somehow made me laugh uncontrollably until my face heated up.

I can do better voice acting than the one guy who does all these voices. Then again, JUST ABOUT ANYONE could.


Check out the song in this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvLxsHT4-GM&feature=related

Phoenix Games was the first thing that came to mind.

Look at these things. They've got everything you need- bad voices, undubbed lines, hyenas in America... AND A RACCOON THAT HOPS LIKE A KANGAROO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlBSqksdqF8...re=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEJbvvd83rw&NR=1

And then this one has the same raccoon appearing several hundred years later in a Winnie-the-Pooh ripoff. Alongside actual kangaroos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsqr-UaR7Mo...re=channel_page

Also, this one's not by Phoenix Games, but I love it all the same:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bTqBiZlnAk...re=channel_page

http://dafetishking.deviantart.com/

dafetishking: One of the most elaborate trolls on Deviantart and the last line of defense against freaks like Inflationfags and Vorefags (Though apparently some of them don't get the joke

Trolls: Protecting the earth, from the faggotry of the internet.....

And Squirrelking and Peter Chimera should win oscars for their epic, beautiful, emotional work.

In case the point is not illustrated, we need some kind of fetish-immune Ubermensch to rise up slay all all the kinksters. While quoting random Old Testament scripture.

What, we're at war and the enemy is already knocking on our metaphorical door? Never knew.

Aye. Knocking with a hand made of LEATHER OHMIGAWD.

Awww... Bummer. I'd be on the list. I have torture manuals and devices... <_< :lol:

You too CAN be saved! Start by revoking Watchmen and by killing things made of science.

Wouldn't it be more fun if I just corrupted you all instead? :P Besides, I can't revoke the Watchmen, their bonus cards are almost filled up and I think Rorschach would break my legs if he missed out on guacamole night-- and I'd hate to have to try and kill Doc Manhattan. Previous attempts have led to the attackers being popped like gory soap bubbles...

Why do we need "defense" against people who aren't hurting anything? Let them fap to cannibal balloon creatures. You're a much bigger fucking loser for butthurting over their existence.

One of these days I'm going to use my admin powers to figure out your home address and I am going to place an ad on every single furry personal site for free fursuit sex 24/7 at your house. Don't call first or even knock! Just show up and fuck the first thing you see! His protests are part of the ROLEPLAY!

:lol: Scythe, that was the very portrait of awesome.

Make it even better by sending over monkey-Joker from "The Batman" cartoon. :P

You could also have a bunch of people dressed up as Ben 10 characters hanging around.

That was the best thing I've ever read today.

Scythe, you deserve some kind of goddamn award.

I've seen some SEVERELY fucked up fetishes out there. Some that almost made me vomit when I was reading a short story.

For your own safety, you will not recieve any links.

God damn, I wasn't gagging that much when I saw the pain series!

Curiosity is now eating me alive, Rasec. I've seen some dangerous, tasteless, unhygenic, and completely incomprehensible fetishes-- but never anything that made me vomit. Give us a clue, or PM me a link, what could possibly be that bad?

Yeah, so-called FetishKing. Go tackle the weird stuff. Like "agalmatophillia"

Also, I'm afraid I have been plagued with the same curiosity as Xebelan!

Yeah, statue humpers are a little off-- but then you could look at it as a giant (usually human-shaped) sex-toy as well. Objectification of sex partner without the stigma of necrophilia. I've noticed similar things in technosexuals and robotophiles as well. (Although some robotophiles actually want the robots to have feelings etc, most just want an objectified slave to do whatever they desire without thought.)

I'm pretty sure I'm aware of all the most disgusting ones. Scat is fairly common knowledge, but I'm far more disgusted by vomit and snot fetishists. I'm someone who can't even lick ice cream because the thought of putting my own spit on my food makes me gag.

Okay, back on topic and ignoring fetishes, here's some more hilariously bad things:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wesley_Willis

Wesley Willis: The single greatest musician of all time. Fuck Beetoven, Mozart, Elvis, The Beatles, Metalica, AC DC, Aerosmith, Rolling Stones, Slipknot, Tupac, Snoop Dogg. All pussies compared to the late and the great Wesley Willis. An artist not afraid to tackle such topics like how McDonalds may have great rock music, but it will make you fat anyway, vultures eating his dead remains, being thrown out of church, sucking various animals sexual organs, majestic animals like the Chicken-Cow, confronting famous superheroes when they bullied him, how much OJ Simpson and Al Capone were fucking assholes and tributes to fellow great minds like Kurt Cobain, Johnny Depp Arnold Schwartzenagger, and other topic full of beautiful lyrics like "Suck a Cheetah's Dick"


RIP Wesley, 1963-2003, may Anthony Anderson play you in a movie someday....


And Drawn-Sex:

http://www.drawn-sex.com/

Hilariously-bad drawn "Hentai" full of stalk-like dicks, balloon-like breasts, and surreal dialouge like "Bart get out I'm piss!", "Only Atlantean men fuck themselves" and "I've always dreamed of discovering Atlantis..... And now I'm cumming on it's land"

Check out the links on Encyclopedia Dramatica if you want free access to this grotesque lulz-fest

Wow, the animation on the drawn sex site... wow.

No fetish has ever made me lose my appetite, but some do make me hurt. For some reason, pictures aren't too bad for me, but someone describe something like genital mutilation verbally to me and I'll start imagining it happening to myself.

And check out Peter Chimera's versions of history

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOqM_z-6aVY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a37tJ6qY1Jk

Fuck the History Channel

Well, I went searching for what I told you about to PM you with it, but it looks like it was removed from dA(thank god)

Let's just say it involved giantesses, incest, the ingesting of various bodily fluids/solids, and getting crammed in places...

I've seen art from drawn-sex that was so awful it made me cry laughing.

Those don't use the Internet. It's ungodly.

Yeah, I think 88% percent of people looking at cartoon hentai look at it for laughs, and not fap material like it was intended for.........

At least I look it up for laughs.......

Sure you do, Beelzebuzzer.

Yeah, everything you've described is not going to gross me out. May not turn me on, but it's not so bad it'd have me puking.Tsk, I thought this was some new thing I hadn't heard of.

Incest is pretty tame and falls under the "ermm... why?" category of activities along with paedophilia. Giantess and 'rebirth' fetishes are more or less tame. We hear about them over and over again through history--- the Greeks had a ceremony that celebrated the rebirth one as a way to adopt new family members, called 'passing through the robes'. Though the ceremony itself is rather tame and involves a woman being pressed chest to chest with the adoptee-- and them girded together in a huge dress, while the woman squats and the adoptee slides downward onto the floor to simulate birth--- Hera was said to have done this more literally than symbolically to Hercules to end her feud with him and make him her son as well. Then we've got Merlin, who in some stories aged backwards and ended up climbing into a womb at the end. And if Giantesses and Giants weren't already a hot number, there wouldn't be so many myths relating to sexual congress with them and the 50 ft woman of the movie of the same name wouldn't be beautiful.

Far as the Drawn Sex thing? I'm wondering how anyone gets off to it. It's about as erotic as watching Carebears hump each other, that is to say not at all.

And I think I MIGHT have found the holy grail of bad cartoon porn:

http://www.justcartoondicks.com/

Hey you know those NES rom hacks? Pure, obscene, childish, usually perverted masterpieces:

http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/

http://badhacks.googlepages.com/

My favorite is Little Remo

Oh, and check this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUKFk6NieQA

I just found this insult. There is no way anyone could replicate the unintentional epic of this no matter how they tried.