Title: Holy Shit.
Description: traffic
scythemantis - February 1, 2011 06:01 AM (GMT)
So one of my comics ran on Cracked again:
http://www.cracked.com/article_18917_adver...-5Bcomic5D.htmlIt's normal, when I have something on Cracked, for my traffic to spike from the usual 4000-ish views per day to around 20,000, then start halving over the next few days until it's back to normal.
This time, bogleech had
90.000 pageviews in one day.
Rasec Wizzlbang - February 1, 2011 06:29 AM (GMT)
"Am I the only person on here that grasps this comic? This is obviously a commentary on race relations in America. The way the assimilated white man looks leeringly at minorities who are simply trying to provide them black market services for low cost. Drug dealers are urban SAINTS. Do you know how much time you can do for an 8 ball? Give them martyrs a break! I mean, if someone was offering you puppies, boobs, and chocolate for FREE... who the f**k DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO JUDGE THEM!?
I'm so pissed I could go mindlessly enlist in the military or something."-Cracked commenter
Awesome, Scythe. I do gotta laugh at all those bitchy comments about 'how unfunny it is'. Especially how the one called 'theowlexterminator' felt the need to scout through all the other comments to make rude remarks on any positive ones...
xolta - February 1, 2011 07:07 AM (GMT)
Craked dose this site good. Rasec that comment made my day
OuthouseInferno - February 1, 2011 08:43 AM (GMT)
They all wanted some puppy boob chocolate. The lure is working.
Tsar Nazi - February 1, 2011 03:05 PM (GMT)
ur Jonathan Wojcik?
ur one of my favorite autors on crackes!
then again, i only dislike Christina the fat bitchy she-asian and Cody.
anyway, keep up the good work comrade
dodoman1 - February 1, 2011 03:09 PM (GMT)
This is possibly my favorite exchange in the comments:
| QUOTE |
Those of you that are saying "kittens" or that it was dumb don't get it. I feel like a d*****t having to explain it to you guys. The aliens think that putting three things that teen guys like on a poster will work. However, they simply listed them in such an order that the real message would be...
Chocolate made from puppies' breasts/boobs/teats.
The trap didn't work because the teen read the sign literally. Unlike you readers. |
| QUOTE |
| The trap didnt work because is is a Sarlacc with eyes you stupid c**ksucker. |
Chupacabra - February 1, 2011 03:33 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| You're right, I didn't have to try hard at all...yet I get paid for this stuff. Isn't life great? |
Scythe, you magnificent bastard. I read your book!
Well played.
Nematode - February 1, 2011 04:27 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Tsar Nazi @ Feb 1 2011, 03:05 PM) |
ur Jonathan Wojcik?
ur one of my favorite autors on crackes!
then again, i only dislike Christina the fat bitchy she-asian and Cody.
anyway, keep up the good work comrade |
Did you lurk AT ALL before joining?
Tsar Nazi - February 1, 2011 04:41 PM (GMT)
KDarkness - February 1, 2011 05:05 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Nematode @ Feb 1 2011, 04:27 PM) |
| Did you lurk AT ALL before joining? |
:l
Rasec Wizzlbang - February 1, 2011 08:24 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Nematode @ Feb 1 2011, 04:27 PM) |
| Did you lurk AT ALL before joining? |
I didn't, and I assimilated right away!
It's like I've always been here!
Nematode - February 1, 2011 09:06 PM (GMT)
No, I mean it's as if this guy is only just now realizing what this site is (supposed to be).
KDarkness - February 1, 2011 11:06 PM (GMT)
SPOILER ALERT: It's because he's a troll.
ScutigeraColeoptrata - February 1, 2011 11:38 PM (GMT)
Nematode - February 2, 2011 12:50 AM (GMT)
Calling him a troll is giving him too much credit. All he does is go around talking like Borat. He's a nuisance, but not in a way that's remotely interesting. I see that he made a post and think "Dammit, how's he wasting our time now?"
Like I said, he should go discover masturbation like a normal 13-year-old.
Tsar Nazi - February 2, 2011 01:35 AM (GMT)
"quickly kids, smash the jew egg before it hatches! aq-shamash!"
KDarkness - February 2, 2011 02:15 AM (GMT)
I must say, Borat is a hilarious movie.
Jesus lizard - February 2, 2011 03:45 AM (GMT)
I find myself most inclined to agree.
Tsar Nazi - February 2, 2011 04:10 AM (GMT)
So this 'scythemantis' guy, is he a jew? that wuld suck.
but 'wojtec' is generally a very slavic name, usually Polish but sometimes Czech. It is cognate to the bulgarian 'Воитех'. so i am of happy that mr. scythemanstis is slav like me :3
Poseyman - February 2, 2011 04:27 AM (GMT)
Scythe, Glad that the comic spiked your view more the a zerg rush into a Terran base
Lightquake - February 3, 2011 08:55 PM (GMT)
